homeland rules wrote:what an un-gentlemanly manouvere. hang your head in shame.
Cracka, please. I'm so gentlemanly, that I could manoeuvre the Queen home and safely into bed after a long night on the town.
your use of the word 'cracka' implies that the queen would sooner converse with barney gumble than accompany you anywhere.
you may have an audience with the queen if you can tell me which side of the stairs you should climb a round tower on
I also noticed a stray comma in my original statement. Aside from that, I would ascend a tower on the left, so that I could pimp-slap her when necessary.
Napoleon Ier wrote:You people need to grow up to be honest.
Neoteny wrote:I also noticed a stray comma in my original statement. Aside from that, I would ascend a tower on the left, so that I could pimp-slap her when necessary.
if you are right handed then correct. unfortunately your crude language means i will have to send for the butler and have you thrown in the moat at once. good day to you.
Neoteny wrote:I also noticed a stray comma in my original statement. Aside from that, I would ascend a tower on the left, so that I could pimp-slap her when necessary.
if you are right handed then correct. unfortunately your crude language means i will have to send for the butler and have you thrown in the moat at once. good day to you.
I am indeed. I know where my sword is (un)sheathed. However, I hear she has a thing for crudeness. And ZZ Top.
Napoleon Ier wrote:You people need to grow up to be honest.
Pedronicus wrote:This little chap from Holland has seen some American football.
He obviously has seen enough
Please, you people are too arrogant to give American football the time of day. Let's not kid ourselves. He was probably giving some British team (that was probably losing) the finger.
Napoleon Ier wrote:You people need to grow up to be honest.
homeland rules wrote:i think you'll find football was our word first, you cad
I figured that if you guys got to be pretentious assholes, I'd get to do the same.
Seconded.
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Iliad wrote:I don't see a sigle discussion about football. Uneducated American oafs
There is irony to this sentence, but right now, my team, the Cowboys are 2-1 after beating North Dakota yesterday. We have a good defense, but offense needs a lot of work.
My team is 3-0. If we could avoid stupid (sometimes blatant) penalties and get our tight end to catch balls on 3rd down we probably would still be #2 in the AP Poll.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
Iliad wrote:I don't see a sigle discussion about football. Uneducated American oafs
jipsy king wrote:rugby with girly helmets
So are we oafs, or are we girly? You people can't even keep your insults straight, how can you expect us to think you know what a sport is?
You see american football is somewhere in between football and rugby. You see rugby isn't for pansies. You don't dress like you are about to recreate the Battle of Hastings. And you see football isnt' for unfit elephants with the co-ordination, skills and quick thinking of a severely retarded duck.