the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[strike wolf]

mythology is very intresting to me there are alot of things wich is everyones favoirte mythology story

My favourite is the Old Testament.

Okay seriously, the Old Testament does have a lot of mythology about it, which is why it is one of my favourites [survive being eaten by a whale, anyone?]

Also, I think Greek, Roman and Egyptian mythology is over rated, but that's only because we have so much information on those subjects.

I would like to learn more about the Celtic beliefs and northern Europe things.

I personally like all mythology.

[strike wolf]

well does anyone hear know anything about the mythology of celts or should i look it up this is beging to be a great topic

I've heard a bit but not enough to talk about it seriously.

[strike wolf]

Hey strike...

















Spamalot...

























































SPAMALOT!

*Bashes Hecter with trout soaked in holy water.*

[strike wolf]

Hey strike...

















S*******...

























































S*******!

Am I going to have to burn you at the stake?

First that would be my job. Second, he wants to be burned at the stake.

[Skittles!]

It's burnt

[jonesthecurl]

It's burnt

No, just well done.

[jonesthecurl]

well does anyone hear know anything about the mythology of celts or should i look it up this is beging to be a great topic

Yes, I know lots on this subject. Would you like me to suggest some reading?
Or tell you a story?

[targetman377]

well does anyone hear know anything about the mythology of celts or should i look it up this is beging to be a great topic

Yes, I know lots on this subject. Would you like me to suggest some reading?
Or tell you a story?

sugest and tell us a story after all you are from that reagion lol so tell away we are listing

[targetman377]

hey lone wolf why do you always say that to mr spam? hit him over the head with a fish and holy water?

[targetman377]

Am I going to have to burn you at the stake?

Throwing in some inquisition, MTG?

Yes.If he burns, he was a human, if not, he is a witch.

what lead you to think he was a witch did he durn you into a nuot but you got better or did you weigh him and he wieghs the same as a duck

[johnnyrotten]

How about a magic trick?

[strike wolf]

hey lone wolf why do you always say that to mr spam? hit him over the head with a fish and holy water?

It's tradition. Besides what am I supposed to hit him with? A nuclear squirrel dipped in bleach?

[strike wolf]

How about a magic trick?

OOOH, is it the disappearing pencil trick? I love that one.

[johnnyrotten]

How about a magic trick?

OOOH, is it the disappearing pencil trick? I love that one.

Yup.

TA-DA!!! It's... it's gone.

[strike wolf]

*Falls to ground limp*

[jonesthecurl]

well does anyone hear know anything about the mythology of celts or should i look it up this is beging to be a great topic

Yes, I know lots on this subject. Would you like me to suggest some reading?
Or tell you a story?

sugest and tell us a story after all you are from that reagion lol so tell away we are listing

I'll get back to you later - a bit busy right now.

[targetman377]

hey lone wolf why do you always say that to mr spam? hit him over the head with a fish and holy water?

It's tradition. Besides what am I supposed to hit him with? A nuclear squirrel dipped in bleach?

lol

[targetman377]

well does anyone hear know anything about the mythology of celts or should i look it up this is beging to be a great topic

Yes, I know lots on this subject. Would you like me to suggest some reading?
Or tell you a story?

sugest and tell us a story after all you are from that reagion lol so tell away we are listing

I'll get back to you later - a bit busy right now.

you got me all excited and now i dont even get to read a story

[Dariune]

I know a bit about Celtic mythology but too much to tell here.

Suffice to say there was a lot of fighting, a lot of alcahol and a lot of wierd creatures.

[jonesthecurl]

And a lot of exaggeration - if I had a groat for every woman who was the most beautiful woman I'd have, well. a lot of groats.

[spaceghst44]

are groats even used anymore?

[targetman377]

ok this might seem like a dumb question but what is a groat? or whatever you call it

[Dariune]

But the whole idea of the legends was to elaborate on normal life. They told these stories to be larger than life to partly entertain and to partly proove a number of various points depending of the time point.

But having said that, one of the reasons i like celtic mythology is the stories arent just exaggerations, a lot of them are very down to earth and are quite possibly based on real events. Such as the tales of Lludd & Llevelys. Although a lot of preety wierd things happen in those stories there are a lot of points in the story which may well have happened.

[targetman377]

I know a bit about Celtic mythology but too much to tell here.

Suffice to say there was a lot of fighting, a lot of alcahol and a lot of wierd creatures.

well you have just summed up ever mythology that is very good well do you know anbodys names or what they were gods or goddess of?

[strike wolf]

I know a bit about Celtic mythology but too much to tell here.

Suffice to say there was a lot of fighting, a lot of alcahol and a lot of wierd creatures.

Alcohol, violence and wierd creatures, all you need is beautiful women and this would be paradise. Wait what's this?[

And a lot of exaggeration - if I had a groat for every woman who was the most beautiful woman I'd have, well. a lot of groats.

There are beautiful women! It must be paradise!