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jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 3:55 pm

strike wolf wrote:Doesn't everything die a death?

well I don't think you can die anything else.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 3:56 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Doesn't everything die a death?
well I don't think you can die anything else.

What if you were already dead but you died again?

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 3:58 pm

This maybe stupid but I wonder: Since we can't use the forbidden thread's name in here shouldn't the opposite apply to them?

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:04 pm

Notalot.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:05 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Notalot.

You are very wise my friend.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:16 pm

Well anyways I'm taking my girlfriend to dinner tonight so I should start getting ready. See ya.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:18 pm

..and I'm off to my daughter's "Back to School" night, no doubt to hear how wonderful she is at everything. Something of a contrast with lst night when I went to the boy's "Back to School" night...

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:44 pm

On another note, a tv series that I watched when I was younger (1998-99) I cannot seem to find any episodes online. You may have heard of it though, Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog.

pancakemix · Post by **pancakemix** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 8:31 pm

Never heard of it. Probably why it only lasted one year.

UCAbears · Post by **UCAbears** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:36 pm

got my grades today boyoles... 4 A's 2 B's and a C is spanish 1. I hate spanish.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:29 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:On another note, a tv series that I watched when I was younger (1998-99) I cannot seem to find any episodes online. You may have heard of it though, Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog.

I have a vague memory of that. Was it a live-action Japanese series, a bit like a slightly more sophisticated Power Rangers?if so, and I'm not thinking of something else altogether, I watched about two minutes of several episodes before turning off in boredom and disgust.

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:41 pm

Power Rangers, faggots and dykes in disguise!

Not really, I only just made that up.

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:41 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:On another note, a tv series that I watched when I was younger (1998-99) I cannot seem to find any episodes online. You may have heard of it though, Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog.
I have a vague memory of that. Was it a live-action Japanese series, a bit like a slightly more sophisticated Power Rangers?if so, and I'm not thinking of something else altogether, I watched about two minutes of several episodes before turning off in boredom and disgust.

Actually, it was made so as NOT to be a version of a Japanese live-action series. And takes place in an ancient version of Ireland.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:46 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:...but I was asked for a story from Celtic mythology and haven't delivered.

I'll give my opinions on where to go to read more in a later post.

This is a part of the story of the guy I call Lord Watchout ("Pwyll" in Welsh). The events take place not too far from where my Mam and Tad live today.

EPISODE 1

Watchout was told of a hill in Arberth upon which, if you sat upon it, something interesting would happen. It might be very bad (you'd end up badly beaten) or it might be the most interesting thing that'd ever happened to you.

"I'll take my chances!" he said, and mounted the hill.

He'd not sat there long when a really hot lady rode past on a horse. Right away he was totally enamoured. He told one of his men to chase after her, find out who she was, where she was from, what she was doing on Friday night, and what her email address was.

The guy runs after her. But no matter how fast he runs, the lady gets further and further away, without appearing to hurry.

Eventually, Watchout's man has to give up, go back, and report failure.

MORE IN EPISODE 2...

EPISODE 2
So Lord Watchout returns the next day, hoping to see her again.
After a while, she appears, looking as lovely as ever, riding her magnificent horse.

He sends his swiftest rider after her, reminding him to get her cellphone number so he can text her.

THe rider obeys, but again finds that she is receding, apparently without making any effort.

The wily rider realises that there is magic at large here. He wonders if he can catch her by slowing down.

Good thinking - but no he can't. She just draws further and further away, apparently with no effort at all.

The rider coaxes and spurs his steed to the fastest speed it's ever achieved, until the foam begins to fly.

It is no use, the quarry is gone.

ON the third day, Lord Watchout dedides to try himself.

As she appears, he mounts his horse and rides after her.

"Hold up!" he cries, "I only want to know who you are, where you're going, how you work your magic, and why you are so very very beautiful!"

"Well, at last!" says she, "You only had to ask."

[more in Episode 3]

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:51 pm

...but you'll have to wait for that, I'm off for the weekend to go do some roleplay in Timonium, just outside Baltimore.

I've managed to end (read, "lose") all my games so I don't need to check in while I'm there.

When I get back I'm gonna join quite a few.

drewclark · Post by **drewclark** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 10:47 am

t-o-m · Post by **t-o-m** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 10:49 am

this is not the longest thread dumbyy

drewclark · Post by **drewclark** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 10:51 am

2nd Longest.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:03 pm

Well, I'm off now to be Dick Van Dyke for a coupla days - If I make my accent bad enough I can get revege on him for that dreadful "cockney" accent in Mary Poppins.

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:12 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Well, I'm off now to be Dick Van Dyke for a coupla days - If I make my accent bad enough I can get revege on him for that dreadful "cockney" accent in Mary Poppins.

NOOOO!

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:38 pm

drewclark wrote:2nd Longest.

hey lovo

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:45 pm

Well I'm thoroughly depressed. Good times.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:58 pm

johnnyrotten wrote:Well I'm thoroughly depressed. Good times.

Would you like a hug?

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:03 pm

johnnyrotten wrote:Well I'm thoroughly depressed. Good times.

And I'm thoroughly tired. Good times.

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:39 pm

autoload wrote:
johnnyrotten wrote:Well I'm thoroughly depressed. Good times.
And I'm thoroughly tired. Good times.

Have a BAWLS energy drink.

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