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hammocksleeper
Posts: 99 Joined: Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:11 pm
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by hammocksleeper Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:24 am
1. Destroy all the other persons' armies.
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n00blet
Posts: 688 Joined: Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:09 pm
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by n00blet Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:27 am
7. kick ass
8. kick ass
9. kick ass
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100. kick ass
101. kick ass
It's what i do.
Bones2484
Posts: 2307 Joined: Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:24 pmLocation: Los Angeles, CA (G1)
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by Bones2484 Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:44 pm
8. Give maxatstuy your account information.
Snorri1234
Posts: 3438 Joined: Wed Sep 12, 2007 12:52 pmLocation: Right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo.
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by Snorri1234 Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:11 pm
10. Bribe your opponents.
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."
Vace Cooper
Posts: 537 Joined: Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:12 pmLocation: MN
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by Vace Cooper Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:19 pm
11. Take your turns when your not drunk.
owen is a sexy mother f***er
KoE_Sirius
Posts: 1646 Joined: Mon Feb 27, 2006 7:08 pmLocation: Somerset
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by KoE_Sirius Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:29 pm
12.Create a Multi and join one of maxatstuy's 1v1 games.
Highest Rank 4th.
LFAW
Posts: 1806 Joined: Sun Sep 23, 2007 9:23 amGender: MaleLocation: Britain
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by LFAW Tue Nov 04, 2008 2:10 pm
13. Sleep with your opponent.
frankiebee
Posts: 493 Joined: Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:05 pmGender: MaleLocation: Wildervank/Leeuwarden
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by frankiebee Tue Nov 04, 2008 2:12 pm
14. Let some infected neutrals screw your opponents.
Timminz
Posts: 5579 Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:05 pmGender: MaleLocation: At the store
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by Timminz Tue Nov 04, 2008 3:40 pm
#54 Kill all the other players. (Not in the game)
The Neon Peon
Posts: 2342 Joined: Sat Jun 14, 2008 1:49 pmGender: Male
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by The Neon Peon Tue Nov 04, 2008 5:40 pm
#15. Hack your opponents account and change their password
Prima
Posts: 3 Joined: Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:47 pm
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by Prima Tue Nov 04, 2008 5:53 pm
16. Ever seen Scanners?
Kotaro
Posts: 3440 Joined: Sat Mar 03, 2007 2:31 pmLocation: TheJonah: You`re a fucking ruthless, little cunt!
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by Kotaro Tue Nov 04, 2008 6:15 pm
17. Spam porn until they "go offline"
Lakad Matataaag!
Normalin, normalin.
TheJonah wrote: I`m not really that arsed. Just supporting my mucker.
kerntheconkerer
Posts: 166 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:09 pmLocation: earth
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by kerntheconkerer Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:52 pm
Make an 8 player freestlye on Circimus Maximus (or w/e its called), make 6 multi's and put them in a game, and wait for some noob to join to gain points...
*not mentioning Klobber here at all
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"Why so Serious ?"
owenshooter
Posts: 13078 Joined: Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:01 pmGender: MaleLocation: Deep in the Heart of Tx
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by owenshooter Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:04 am
18. buy the Assault Cube fix on the CC black market to ensure winning rolls...
Thorthoth , "Cloaking one's C&A fetish with moral authority and righteous indignation
LFAW
Posts: 1806 Joined: Sun Sep 23, 2007 9:23 amGender: MaleLocation: Britain
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by LFAW Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:12 am
19. Feel good about yourself when you roll the dice, (any lack of confidence will inevitably lead your dice to combust and as such, get 3 1's.)
e_i_pi
Posts: 1775 Joined: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:19 pmLocation: Corruption Capital of the world
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by e_i_pi Wed Nov 05, 2008 9:39 am
20. Make a map that only you and Stephen Hawking can understand. Create 50 games of it on 8 player Escalating setting, and hope this guy doesn't join:
Username........................ Score.................... Games Completed.................... Games Won.................... Rank MCHawking .................... 1624
...................................................................... 3
........................................................................................ 3 (100%)
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KoE_Sirius
Posts: 1646 Joined: Mon Feb 27, 2006 7:08 pmLocation: Somerset
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by KoE_Sirius Wed Nov 05, 2008 1:36 pm
21;Sit with both legs behind your head, juggle with one hand and spin the dice in the other.Sometimes this helps.
Highest Rank 4th.
Vace Cooper
Posts: 537 Joined: Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:12 pmLocation: MN
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by Vace Cooper Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:01 pm
22. Wear underpants on your head when you roll the bones... trust me.
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owen is a sexy mother f***er
THE ARMY
Posts: 314 Joined: Wed Sep 05, 2007 9:13 pmLocation: Charlotte, NC
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by THE ARMY Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:13 pm
number retarded: dont get crap dice like i just did by losing 19 killing 2 then on the next turn lose 17 kill 6
Gunner1980
Posts: 112 Joined: Sun May 11, 2008 10:36 amLocation: Croatia, of course...
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by Gunner1980 Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:45 am
24. dont play from your workplace or u might be skippin turns lol (see my profile "turns taken" as an example)
Gunner1980
Posts: 112 Joined: Sun May 11, 2008 10:36 amLocation: Croatia, of course...
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by Gunner1980 Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:47 am
25. Buy a rubber monitor so that u can let your frustration out once u loose 19 vs 2 (Army style lol). Once the frustration is out, dices tend to be good to you (after they c what u did to monitor lol)...
pimpdave
Posts: 1083 Joined: Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:15 amGender: MaleLocation: Anti Tea Party Death Squad Task Force Headquarters
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by pimpdave Thu Nov 06, 2008 4:03 pm
26. Piss off everyone in General Discussion with an idiotic attempt at a publicity stunt, drawing ignores from all of the high ranks, play only noobs as a result while never getting accused of farming.
jay_a2j wrote: hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
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