Can you come up with a clever/funny/witty caption for...

[black elk speaks]

"Gerald, don't look now, but Reed Richards just stole your dinner."
"..."
"..."
"Twat."

umm... pssst... genius... the plate is moving towards the table... just thought you should know.

Really? I must have missed the nine foot high neon sign saying that.

See, I realise that the implication is that the arm and plate are indeed moving towards the table; but because this is a competition about creativity and originality I chose to think a little bit outside the box, shake things up a little. Y'know, I thought I'd actually have a go at being original and creative, try to expand the possibilities for comment, make things a little bit more interesting for all concerned. I imagined that people with semi-functioning brains would be able to figure that out without having it spelt out for them.

Oh forget it, all of the above are completely alien concepts to you aren't they? This is about as fruitless and exercise as lecturing a sub-normal toddler on the finer points of quantumn mechanics.

Silly me. I thought that since there are little "motion indicating marks" to the right of the platter, that we were confined in the little box that said that the platter was actually coming towards the table. Let me take another pass at a caption.

Goat: "bleat!"

alligator: "cowabunga!!"

Chef (calls from the back): "mustard stain! ARGGGGHG"

Waiter: "My My, madam, what big toe nails you have"

Goat: "Bleat!"

There. now it makes much more sense.

[jnd94]

America! I crack myself up.

[jnd94]

"I'm leaving you"
"f*ck you"
"f*ck you"
"f*ck you"
"..."

LOL

[Frigidus]

Silly me. I thought that since there are little "motion indicating marks" to the right of the platter, that we were confined in the little box that said that the platter was actually coming towards the table.

Well, let's take a look.



While there are three squiggles to the right of the tray, there are also three lines to the left of the arm. It seems to me that this could be taken either way.

[black elk speaks]

Silly me. I thought that since there are little "motion indicating marks" to the right of the platter, that we were confined in the little box that said that the platter was actually coming towards the table.

Well, let's take a look.



While there are three squiggles to the right of the tray, there are also three lines to the left of the arm. It seems to me that this could be taken either way.

clearly, you are mistaken. Those lines are below the arm and are obviously indicating a forward and lifting motion.

This case is dismissed, unless there is a lawyer in the house that would care to carry a motion for continuance.

[Hologram]

Silly me. I thought that since there are little "motion indicating marks" to the right of the platter, that we were confined in the little box that said that the platter was actually coming towards the table.

Well, let's take a look.



While there are three squiggles to the right of the tray, there are also three lines to the left of the arm. It seems to me that this could be taken either way.

clearly, you are mistaken. Those lines are below the arm and are obviously indicating a forward and lifting motion.

This case is dismissed, unless there is a lawyer in the house that would care to carry a motion for continuance.

Your honor, I would like to move for a continuance on the grounds that us lawyers love to see a dead horse being beaten.