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MeDeFe wrote:Why did the headless baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

*chuckle*
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What is red and goes 50 mph...



Dead baby in a blender



What is black and goes 50 mph..



Same baby a week later.
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what is white black and red all over?


A skunk in a meat grinder.
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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Micheal Jackson?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon.... Micheal jackson had sex with little boys.
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sportsdd2 wrote:Dead baby jokes I would say aren't the least bit funny, they are disgusting and not funny. Same with any other racial jokes, who ever has said them is a jackass.

That is my 2 sence on things.
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qeee1 wrote:What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Micheal Jackson?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon.... Micheal jackson had sex with little boys.

now that is funny :lol:
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why did michael jackson go to k mart..


He heard little boys pants were half off.
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A guy walks into a bar and sees a few 20's in a jar. He asks the bar tender..

guy "What are all these $20's for??"

BT " its a contest you want to join?"

guy " no thanx" (puts 20 in jar just for shits)( walks a way and has 3 beers)

guy walks back and asks "what do u have to do in the contest?"

BT " well u have to knock out that 365 lb guy over there in one punch"

guy " i dont think i can do that"

BT "the sencond thing is there is a rotweiller out back w/ a tooth ache. Can u take care of that?"

Guy " no i cant do that"

BT "last thing is there is a 80 yr old ladie who has neva been lade."

guy " i will neva do that" ( walks away and has 3 more beers)

Then the guy walks back and goes up to the 365 lb man and punches him out easily. Next he goes out back and all u hear is rawr rawr....the guy comes back in w/ tons of bites and scratch marks on him.. and he says.

guy " so where is the woman w/ a sore tooth??"
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I don't get it... Where's the dead baby?
Frigidus wrote:but now that it's become relatively popular it's suffered the usual downturn in coolness.
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Lame.
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qeee1 wrote:I don't get it... Where's the dead baby?

You don't want to know.
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there neva shall be one
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dead baby jokes are the height of our cultural enlightenment, discuss.
Frigidus wrote:but now that it's become relatively popular it's suffered the usual downturn in coolness.
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no they are sick and wrong. wats funny about them???
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Utafar, I forgot to give your mom a tip last night.
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wow you need to be shot
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Dont take it personally, I'll give her a big tip tonight.


On another note...


How do you find the live baby in the pile of ones?

Stab them all with a pitchfork
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What happens when u see a baby crawling next to some eletrical wires?

Nothing
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where does he die?
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What do you call a dead baby



entertainment
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always fresh coffee..Tim Hortons.

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I dont know fresh hot chocolate is better in my eyes, in the morning.
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in your eyes? hmm... I suppose your tougher than you seem.
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lol also a daily lemon, i have one every day :D yumm
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Oh please. Real men eat limes.
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