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‘Speeding muppet’ baffles Bavarian police

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I don't care, this is hilarious. I don't know anything about Bavarian governing, so nothing against them. Congrats to the Brits, for having this guy be one of their own(prolly).

http://www.traffictechnologytoday.com/n ... ewsID=9072
“The driver has obviously worked this out because he has placed a large puppet in the passenger seat. This may be an example of the famous British sense of humour, but it is still dangerous driving,” says the source
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Awesome.

I love it when you post links to news stories. Keep it up. You always clue me into stories I would have missed otherwise, and when I think the stories are a bit ridiculous, I just say, "well, that's our Juan!" and move on with my life, because there are more important things than getting bent out of shape over stories that are crazy talk, but fun to have been exposed to.

Everyone else who enjoys Juan's posts linking to news stories, please speak up in this thread.
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pimpdave wrote:Awesome.

I love it when you post links to news stories. Keep it up. You always clue me into stories I would have missed otherwise, and when I think the stories are a bit ridiculous, I just say, "well, that's our Juan!" and move on with my life, because there are more important things than getting bent out of shape over stories that are crazy talk, but fun to have been exposed to.

Everyone else who enjoys Juan's posts linking to news stories, please speak up in this thread.

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well...since you asked so nicely, dave, i enjoy all of juan's posts, news stories or not...

that one was funny...we should all drive around with muppets... :lol:
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I DO love Juan's posts. This one may be a week or so old, but I do thoroughly enjoy them.
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Matroshka wrote:I DO love Juan's posts. This one may be a week or so old, but I do thoroughly enjoy them.
This.
PS- 'That's Our Juan' should be a sitcom, 50's style.
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Wow, I have 4 supporters! I didn't even know that Cali adventured out here.... Huzzah!
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browng-08 wrote:
Matroshka wrote:I DO love Juan's posts. This one may be a week or so old, but I do thoroughly enjoy them.
This.
PS- 'That's Our Juan' should be a sitcom, 50's style.


No - we should link the sitcom to tis story and call it "Juan for the Road".

Keep those stories coming, mate.
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Juan_Bottom wrote:I don't care, this is hilarious. I don't know anything about Bavarian governing, so nothing against them. Congrats to the Brits, for having this guy be one of their own(prolly).

http://www.traffictechnologytoday.com/n ... ewsID=9072
“The driver has obviously worked this out because he has placed a large puppet in the passenger seat. This may be an example of the famous British sense of humour, but it is still dangerous driving,” says the source


Oh man, that is hilarious.
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Under German law, the image of a number plate is insufficient to prosecute a driver or vehicle owner.


That's pretty crazy right there.
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This is an awesome story. Keep up the good work juan.
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I did, in fact, lol.
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Juan_Bottom wrote:Wow, I have 4 supporters! I didn't even know that Cali adventured out here.... Huzzah!


lol...yeh...mostly just lurk... ;) shhhhhh! you'll spoil my fun...hehehehehe
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