A converted wife...

[Serbia]

Hmm... benji's widow goes offline, BENJIKAT IS DEAD comes online but doesn't post anything... maybe this really is true! In which case... wow!

[whitestazn88]

because clapper willingly participated in the terrible off-topic-ness of this thread, it can no longer be moved, therefore we should spam it with as many posts as possible to get our counts up

[clapper011]

lets not huh? or it may get locked?

[waseemalim]

Ben just resigned from CC.

[whitestazn88]

Ben just resigned from CC.

i suppose he's going to be "registering his username" on her "site" now... if that makes any sense whatsoever.

[Serbia]

Ben just resigned from CC.

So you're saying this honestly was NOT a joke?

[Serbia]

Ben just resigned from CC.

i suppose he's going to be "registering his username" on her "site" now... if that makes any sense whatsoever.

And no, that doesn't make any sense.

[whitestazn88]

Ben just resigned from CC.

i suppose he's going to be "registering his username" on her "site" now... if that makes any sense whatsoever.

And no, that doesn't make any sense.

she'll be stickying her forums with his posts then?

any better?

[hecter]

Ben just resigned from CC.

i suppose he's going to be "registering his username" on her "site" now... if that makes any sense whatsoever.

And no, that doesn't make any sense.

she'll be stickying her forums with his posts then?

any better?

I got it the first time... By "registering" you mean "thrusting", by "username" you mean "penis" and by "site" you mean "vagina". And by "on" you mean "in".

[Serbia]

Ben just resigned from CC.

i suppose he's going to be "registering his username" on her "site" now... if that makes any sense whatsoever.

And no, that doesn't make any sense.

she'll be stickying her forums with his posts then?

any better?

I got it the first time... By "registering" you mean "thrusting", by "username" you mean "penis" and by "site" you mean "vagina". And by "on" you mean "in".

I got it the first time as well. I still contend it doesn't make any sense, because the whole point of this little exercise is that Ben is seriously on his wife's crap list. So he won't be doing any "posting in her forums" any time soon.

[waseemalim]

this was ACTUALLY his wife.

[Serbia]

this was ACTUALLY his wife.

Well, I hope for both their sakes, Ben gets his priorities straight this time. Nothing is worth screwing up your marriage over, especially not some silly internet game.

[jpliberty]

all that bothers me about this is the allegation that the benji woman with the legs is Wicked.

Wicked promised me, on this site, when I asked, way back in July, that I could have her stash of morphine. Agreed to send it to me, right here in the forum. And I never got it.

I never got one bottle, let alone the several I believed she had in reserve, and ALL of which were promised to me, right here, right in this here forum.

Legs be damned. I want what is right!

[hecter]

all that bothers me about this is the allegation that the benji woman with the legs is Wicked.

Wicked promised me, on this site, when I asked, way back in July, that I could have her stash of morphine. Agreed to send it to me, right here in the forum. And I never got it.

I never got one bottle, let alone the several I believed she had in reserve, and ALL of which were promised to me, right here, right in this here forum.

Legs be damned. I want what is right!

You're story has touched my heart... Let's all pitch in and get this man some opiates!

[jesterhawk]

this was ACTUALLY his wife.

Well, I hope for both their sakes, Ben gets his priorities straight this time. Nothing is worth screwing up your marriage over, especially not some silly internet game.

So true!

[Lindax]

Ben just resigned from CC.

Shame, he is a great player.

[e_i_pi]

Ben just resigned from CC.

Shame, he is a great player.

True. He is one of the main reasons I joined LoW. He taught me a lot int the brief time I was able to talk with him, and we are all pitching in to pick up where he left off. He will be sorely missed.

To all people who are in games with him, or tournaments with him, or are involved in clan challenges - we have several players administrating the duties to ensure that there is no flow-on effect that could be detrimental to games or other users. Please bear with us in this time

[Dancing Mustard]

this was ACTUALLY his wife.

I don't believe a word of it.

[owenshooter]

this was ACTUALLY his wife.

I don't believe a word of it.

maybe it's that harpie that likes to implode clans sucking up to her next victims...-6cd

p.s.-for the youngsters that don't have to read in school anymore... here is the definition
of a harpie: Greek Mythology. One of several loathsome, voracious monsters with the head and trunk of a woman and the tail, wings, and talons of a bird.

[whitestazn88]

this was ACTUALLY his wife.

I don't believe a word of it.

maybe it's that harpie that likes to implode clans sucking up to her next victims...-6cd

p.s.-for the youngsters that don't have to read in school anymore... here is the definition
of a harpie: Greek Mythology. One of several loathsome, voracious monsters with the head and trunk of a woman and the tail, wings, and talons of a bird.

that's cruel, if what i think you're talking about is what you're talking about

[Snorri1234]

Weirdest thread I've read in at least two hours.

[Fruitcake]

Weirdest thread I've read in at least two hours.

That long?

[Dancing Mustard]

The next multi should totally be Benjikat's_Mother, that'd be excellent.

[khazalid]

can we get this stickied?

[happy2seeyou]

can we get this stickied?

I think enough guys on this site have sticky problems. Lets not add another.