A converted wife...

[MeDeFe]

can we get this stickied?

I think enough guys on this site have sticky problems. Lets not add another.

You stole my pun!

[DAZMCFC]

will Benji ever return?


he'll get back in her good books, sort her out a few times. do all the chores for a month or so and be right back in here.

[cena-rules]

course he'll be back

[Shatners Bassoon]

Ben just resigned from CC.

Shame, he is a great player.

True,damn shame.....he was probably the toughest opposition i faced on this site,ach well good luck fella and we'll hopefully see you back her one day.

[whitestazn88]

obviously the problem was that he never showed her her proper place in the house in the first place....

a couple backhands to the face, a restraining order, and a fifth of whiskey later, and he'll be rampaging through 25 simultaneous freestyle speed games in no time...

[Incandenza]

this was ACTUALLY his wife.

So this whole thing was an elaborate scheme on her part to shame him into quitting CC? Wow...

and it's too bad if ben's really leaving CC again. He's one of the best, smartest, most gracious people on the site, and he'll be missed.

[Fruitcake]

obviously the problem was that he never showed her her proper place in the house in the first place....

a couple backhands to the face, a restraining order, and a fifth of whiskey later, and he'll be rampaging through 25 simultaneous freestyle speed games in no time...

I suppose you also think females are the more docile and pliant of the two sexes.

[whitestazn88]

i never said who was backhanding who...

[daydream]

can we get this stickied?

I think enough guys on this site have sticky problems. Lets not add another.

pff, i and many others already stickied this thread looking at those legs......

[lt.pie]

this was ACTUALLY his wife.

So this whole thing was an elaborate scheme on her part to shame him into quitting CC? Wow...

and it's too bad if ben's really leaving CC again. He's one of the best, smartest, most gracious people on the site, and he'll be missed.

you said it bud.

[Prankcall]

Agreed,to bad most of you loser's couldn't/didn't feed into his wife's behavior.

[Serbia]

Agreed,to bad most of you loser's couldn't/didn't feed into his wife's behavior.

Meaning?

[owenshooter]

Agreed,to bad most of you loser's couldn't/didn't feed into his wife's behavior.

Meaning?

some of us know what that means!!!..-6cd

[Dancing Mustard]

Agreed,to bad most of you loser's couldn't/didn't feed into his wife's behavior.

Meaning?

some of us know what that means!!!..-6cd

Yeah... but some of us would like him to clarify his rather ambiguous statement.

[King_Herpes]

If she really wanted to wake him up then why not just close the hatch to the snapper and put a for sale sign on the pooter. Then cement the punishment by boycotting feminine hygiene products. If you've got questions, I've got answers.

Call 1-800-BIG-HERP

[yeti_c]

If she really wanted to wake him up then why not just close the hatch to the snapper and put a for sale sign on the pooter. Then cement the punishment by boycotting feminine hygiene products. If you've got questions, I've got answers.

Call 1-800-BIG-HERP

I think your point is moot - this approach clearly worked.

C.

[King_Herpes]

If she really wanted to wake him up then why not just close the hatch to the snapper and put a for sale sign on the pooter. Then cement the punishment by boycotting feminine hygiene products. If you've got questions, I've got answers.

Call 1-800-BIG-HERP

I think your point is moot - this approach clearly worked.

C.

Yeah, sure but at the cost of crushing his male identity. Doing so can only further severe damage to a seemingly distant courtship. While making Benji internalize this distraction as his own failure in his relationship. Effective yes, but approached poorly. She should have closed her legs instead of opening her mouth. Secondly, I think you are being an abominable feminist.

[yeti_c]

Yeah, sure but at the cost of crushing his male identity. Doing so can only further severe damage to a seemingly distant courtship. While making Benji internalize this distraction as his own failure in his relationship. Effective yes, but approached poorly. She should have closed her legs instead of opening her mouth. Secondly, I think you are being an abominable feminist.

Intriguing - I've never been called a feminist before!?

I wasn't saying whether or not her technique was better or not - I was merely commenting on it's effectiveness... - which was all your initial post was doing too - I'm not going down the line of which is better or not for their relationship... as there is far too much information that we don't and can't know to base any analysis.

Also - I think it would possibly make the situation worse.

C.

[Dancing Mustard]

If she really wanted to wake him up then why not just close the hatch to the snapper and put a for sale sign on the pooter. Then cement the punishment by boycotting feminine hygiene products. If you've got questions, I've got answers.

Call 1-800-BIG-HERP

I think your point is moot - this approach clearly worked.

C.

Yeah, sure but at the cost of crushing his male identity. Doing so can only further severe damage to a seemingly distant courtship. While making Benji internalize this distraction as his own failure in his relationship. Effective yes, but approached poorly. She should have closed her legs instead of opening her mouth. Secondly, I think you are being an abominable feminist.

So what you're saying is that she ought to have sodomised him with an oversized synthetic penis made of rubberised silicone? Thereby returning herself to the forefront of his mind and restablishing the sexual nature of their ailing relationship?

Personally, I find that calls me to seriously question your credentials as a relationship counsellor and your suitability for a role in such a position in the future.

[e_i_pi]

Who forgot to lock up after exiting flame wars? Actually scratch that, no point doing anything now, it'd be a case of closing the gates after the whores have bolted.

[King_Herpes]

So what you're saying is that she ought to have sodomised him with an oversized synthetic penis made of rubberised silicone? Thereby returning herself to the forefront of his mind and restablishing the sexual nature of their ailing relationship?

Personally, I find that calls me to seriously question your credentials as a relationship counsellor and your suitability for a role in such a position in the future.

I knew I shouldn't have printed this phony doctorate up at Kinko's the day before I open up for my first session. I'm humiliated and feel as exposed as todays fresh catch at an open market.
Now I can't pay the light bill or afford to keep this polyester suit. Damnit anyways!

[max is gr8]

Right, firstly I genuinely feel sorry for you.
Secondly, why the hell did Benji spend so much time when he had a wife?

That is all, I hereby declare that you are possibly the most unfortunate wife ever

[Ditocoaf]

How did I miss this thread until now?