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90. Always use these dices :

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91. learn how to take 12 territories per second and play freestyle speedgames...-6cd
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karelpietertje wrote:learn how to take 12 territories per second and play freestyle speedgames.

owenshooter wrote:91. learn how to take 12 territories per second and play freestyle speedgames...-6cd


92. Learn how to steal other peoples methods of winning at cc and claim them as your own. -b2f
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94. Give the gift of Premium Membership (1 year) to me :-$
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93. Learn how to count.... ^^^^
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95. learn what sequential means...-6cd
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bridge2far wrote:93. Learn how to count.... ^^^^

Or just install Bob.
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96. Don't miss your turn (and neither miss the point, Timminz).
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97. Dont worry about points, dont worry about winning. Just play for the fun human interaction, the friendly exchange of conversation with lots of great diverse people from around the world; grow, learn and just plain have fun. If you do this, you will always win at CC and everything else in life.

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AAFitz wrote:97. Dont worry about points, dont worry about winning. Just play for the fun human interaction, the friendly exchange of conversation with lots of great diverse people from around the world; grow, learn and just plain have fun. If you do this, you will always win at CC and everything else in life.

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98. Stay focused on the game, even when Fitz says something that makes you want to puke... :sick:
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JBlombier wrote:96. Don't miss your turn (and neither miss the point, Timminz).

99. Make sure to explain every joke you make, in extensive detail, so that it doesn't go over anyone's head.
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97. Subtract two possibilities of ways to win at Conquer Club because of threadjacking derailment. This makes the thread win, by perpetuating itself.
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101. Spend your time playing real risk instead of chatting on forums :lol:
I got the 101ist one! since 2 posts above me is 99...I WON!!!
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102. Learn how to stop counting.
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103. push a 101 limit thread further past a breaking point
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104. invite 8 clans to a tournament and then never make it... *cough*
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105. Change the thread title appropriately.

Nice work, OP.
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106. DO NOT POST THINGS EVEN WHEN OTHERS ASK YOU TO!
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107. kung fu
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108. make an insanely complicated map with one perfect strategy that only you know about. Then farm it.
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109. Never let your opponents to use the tactic number 90!!

:cry: I lost 5 times in follow last night :cry:
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110. good luck charms are helpful

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wcaclimbing wrote:108. make an insanely complicated map with one perfect strategy that only you know about. Then farm it.

111. Become a mapmakers farmhand.
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112. plant a newb and harvest it until it dies...
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113. Suicide into your teammate, always attack 1v2, and believe every word e_i_pi has to say
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