What is an illuminaty?
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Re: What is an illuminaty?
You fools! Speak not of it!
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Re: What is an illuminaty?
The big blue is the Teacher.
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Don't tell him that!
The big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart.
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This isn't getting me anywhere. >:O
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soap_mactavish wrote:What are you people talking about? Are they like a secret society of people? Do they know things that other people don't?
Yes. But they control your eyeballs. So anything you read about them will be censored appropriately.
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You fools! You are invoking their wrath! I speak too much already
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You know, ATM fees are all their fault. Those fees are used to pay for their nefarious plans.
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pimpdave wrote:You know, ATM fees are all their fault. Those fees are used to pay for their nefarious plans.
Who are "they"?
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pimpdave wrote:soap_mactavish wrote:What are you people talking about? Are they like a secret society of people? Do they know things that other people don't?
Yes. But they control your eyeballs. So anything you read about them will be censored appropriately.
Indeed. That's why you need to be able to see the fnords before you can understand the Illuminati.
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fnords? What?
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soap_mactavish wrote:Who are "they"?
The people who control the black, unmarked helicopters of course. You know.
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It's all in the book.
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Just don't read it. Cause they control that too.
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Can anyone give me a clear defenition?
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Do you really want to know what is the Illuminati?
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Yes. But don't tell me to read a book or watch a film.
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Fine, then just read some wikipedia articles:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illuminati
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_World_ ... conspiracy)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dudes_That_Control_Everything
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illuminati
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_World_ ... conspiracy)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dudes_That_Control_Everything
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Oh hey, read the third link I provided first.
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Wikipedia? You know anyone can change anything on that site right?
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Exactly.
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Why would we do that? They control the books and the films.
No. To understand them go to the nearest large body of water -lake, sea, ocean. Ask around for a guy called Charlie. There will always be a guy called Charlie. Tell him you want the ferry. He will oblige if you tell him the dancing stones are restless. Once you have taken the ferry you will come to an old bar. There will be an invisible watchdog guarding it. Good luck.
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No. To understand them go to the nearest large body of water -lake, sea, ocean. Ask around for a guy called Charlie. There will always be a guy called Charlie. Tell him you want the ferry. He will oblige if you tell him the dancing stones are restless. Once you have taken the ferry you will come to an old bar. There will be an invisible watchdog guarding it. Good luck.
I have said too much, they are coming for me already. Avenge my death
Re: What is an illuminaty?
soap_mactavish wrote:Wikipedia? You know anyone can change anything on that site right?
They already have. Wikipedia will not give you the answer.
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Hey, you don't want to read a book or watch a movie. You must be trying to do a paper for school at the last minute. You better learn to google. Next time start early.