What is an illuminaty?

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:22 am

Iliad wrote:Why would we do that? They control the books and the films.

No. To understand them go to the nearest large body of water -lake, sea, ocean. Ask around for a guy called Charlie. There will always be a guy called Charlie. Tell him you want the ferry. He will oblige if you tell him the dancing stones are restless. Once you have taken the ferry you will come to an old bar. There will be an invisible watchdog guarding it. Good luck.

I have said too much, they are coming for me already. Avenge my death

Once inside, go to the table in the right corner. There will be a creaking chair, when you sit on it creaking for 12.3 minutes, someone will come and tell you how to proceed.

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:41 am

Sorry to be a pedant, but that was bugging me. One Illuminatus, many Illuminati.

This present pope (Benny XVI) is an Illuminatus, but John Paul II wasn't. He was a proper man of God. Although that didn't hinder them too much as most of those around him were Illuminati.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:17 am

pimpdave wrote:Who controls the Illuminati?

Martians. Duh.

GabonX · Post by **GabonX** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:29 pm

Wow, just wow. This thread is a riot.

Nobody would give this guy a break for the first three and a half pages. I would feel bad for him if it weren't so damn funny.

soap_mactavish · Post by **soap_mactavish** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:44 pm

You guys are strange.

bbqpenguin · Post by **bbqpenguin** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:51 pm

soap_mactavish wrote:You guys are strange.

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soap_mactavish · Post by **soap_mactavish** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 4:04 pm

That's what I mean.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 4:05 pm

soap_mactavish wrote:You guys are strange.

We might be strange to you but how do you know that you don't seem strange to us?

soap_mactavish · Post by **soap_mactavish** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 4:11 pm

I don't know that. Why don't you tell me?

Grooveman2007 · Post by **Grooveman2007** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 4:45 pm

Did you ever finish that paper?

soap_mactavish · Post by **soap_mactavish** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 6:24 pm

Yes. I got 98/100 on it.

Grooveman2007 · Post by **Grooveman2007** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 6:39 pm

How the hell did you get a paper graded in one day?

soap_mactavish · Post by **soap_mactavish** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 6:41 pm

She told us to read three narratives from a book. It took about 40 minutes. She works quick.

Grooveman2007 · Post by **Grooveman2007** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 6:42 pm

soap_mactavish wrote: She works quick.

soap_mactavish · Post by **soap_mactavish** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 6:44 pm

What?

heavycola · Post by **heavycola** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:05 pm

soap_mactavish wrote:.

soap_mactavish · Post by **soap_mactavish** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:08 pm

You guys bewilder me.

Gregrios · Post by **Gregrios** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:09 pm

soap_mactavish wrote:Yes. I got 98/100 on it.

Alot of good reading on iluminati, eh?

soap_mactavish · Post by **soap_mactavish** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:11 pm

I didn't read anything. I used the little info i recieved from these guys.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:17 pm

I think that was the joke he was going for.

mpjh · Post by **mpjh** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:19 pm

She must have been rolling on the floor.

soap_mactavish · Post by **soap_mactavish** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:21 pm

Not really. I wrote about how it's sorta like a secret society of people that are "above" other people. Some crap like that.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:23 pm

Hmm...could it be possible that your teacher is a trufer? Or maybe she's an illuminatus herself?

mpjh · Post by **mpjh** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:23 pm

Well you should fit in real good around here. Next time just print out the thread and hand it in.

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