2dimes wrote:The story updated would be more like. A church going American Republican is on mission in mexico on a sunday. As he walked he was eating some freedom fries, thinking of the dirty French who didn't help out in Iraq.
He's robed and hurt really bad. They stripped him of his clothes, beat him and went away, leaving him half dead. A priest happened to be going down the same road, and when he saw the man, he passed by on the other side because it was sunday and he couldn't work. So too, a Californian, when he came to the place and saw him, passed by on the other side.
But a secularized homosexual French man wearing a "Kim Jong Ill" crop top t-shirt, as he traveled, came where the man was; and when he saw him, he took pity on him. He went to him and said in his thick accent, "Oh you poor thing, I'll help you hunny." he then bandaged his wounds, pouring peroxide on them and using antiseptic ointment. Then he put the man on his own pink adult sized tricycle decorated with phallis, took him to an inn and took care of him. The next day he took out two silver coins and gave them to the innkeeper. 'Look after him,' he said, 'and when I return, I will reimburse you for any extra expense you may have.'
"Which of these three do you think was a neighbor to the man who fell into the hands of robbers?"
This was good. A creative way to explain the passage. And funny too.
THE DEBATE IS OVER...
PLAYER57832 wrote:Too many of those who claim they don't believe global warming are really "end-timer" Christians.
2dimes wrote:The story updated would be more like. A church going American Republican is on mission in mexico on a sunday. As he walked he was eating some freedom fries, thinking of the dirty French who didn't help out in Iraq.
He's robed and hurt really bad. They stripped him of his clothes, beat him and went away, leaving him half dead. A priest happened to be going down the same road, and when he saw the man, he passed by on the other side because it was sunday and he couldn't work. So too, a Californian, when he came to the place and saw him, passed by on the other side.
But a secularized homosexual French man wearing a "Kim Jong Ill" crop top t-shirt, as he traveled, came where the man was; and when he saw him, he took pity on him. He went to him and said in his thick accent, "Oh you poor thing, I'll help you hunny." he then bandaged his wounds, pouring peroxide on them and using antiseptic ointment. Then he put the man on his own pink adult sized tricycle decorated with phallis, took him to an inn and took care of him. The next day he took out two silver coins and gave them to the innkeeper. 'Look after him,' he said, 'and when I return, I will reimburse you for any extra expense you may have.'
"Which of these three do you think was a neighbor to the man who fell into the hands of robbers?"
Exactly! Jesus = anti-samaritic, 2Dimes= homophobic fracophobic.
2Dimes, Leicester has changed loads in the past 5 years (New Arts Theatre, Shires doubled in size, city centre repaving, new buildings, new construction etcc...). Drive through against in about 2/3 years and you wont regonize it. After Manchester, its probably one of the most regenerated cities in UK. Random fact, Manchester is the most regenerated city in the world over the past decade.
Titanic wrote:Random fact, Manchester is the most regenerated city in the world over the past decade.
After the bomb that took out the city centre, they were forced to. It looks so much better now. Plus they're gonna have a super-casino. Yessss! Vegas baby! Without the 10 hour flight... and the free booze.... and the strippers....f*ck that'll be shit.
We were on a tight schedule so we didn't take any time in manchester last year. Grabbed the rental car and headed straight to Shefield. Didn't see much between there and Hethrow either as we only had a few days, we spent most of it with my wife's friends.
Heathows amazing isn it? Gatwicks gotta better duty free imo though. Dyu know where there building the super casino, there demolishing regenerated land to re-regenerate that land for the casino. I cant wait for the super casino. Day trips there from uni, waste my hard earned cash, and play games that I'm already playing on the internet. Woot!
AnimePhreak wrote:You are reading from the New Testament, it might be translated badly.
I thought Christians believed that God had a hand in the translation to make it perfect.
Which one?
The answer is obviously "the free hand". It can't have been the other.
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
flashleg8 wrote:Let me put the parable another way. A guy gets robbed, left at the roadside etc and a doctor sees him but walks by, then a policeman sees him but walks by, but a black man stops to help him. Whoa, you could see that would clearly be racist – by stating this in the parable I am exposing prejudices against black people.
Get it?
but jesus is black... the black jesus has spoken...-0
Thorthoth,"Cloaking one's C&A fetish with moral authority and righteous indignation makes it ever so much more erotically thrilling"
if jesus was black than yes he was a racist, we will see the return of jesus in 2012 just as the free masons predicted in their symbols, non believers wont be spared nor have any choices
Nostradumas wrote:if jesus was black than yes he was a racist, we will see the return of jesus in 2012 just as the free masons predicted in their symbols, non believers wont be spared nor have any choices
I think it has been predicted that he is returning, every year since 648, there is always a good reason why he doesn't..... I predict next year the excuse will be the level of fish in the atmosphere
It's Luke 10 25-37 from the "2dimes the bible doesn't have to be scary." translation.Aren't they just the worst?
