Annoyed by all this hippy-dippy cohabitation, i use the laser in my orbiting hideout to redirect an enormous asteroid towards earth. It smashes into siberia and the dust it throws into the atmosphere blots out the sun, killing everything on the planet except vin diesel. When it has settled i return to earth, tweak vin's nipples until he dies from the sheer joy of it and sit on the hill, alone but happy.
heavycola wrote:Annoyed by all this hippy-dippy cohabitation, i use the laser in my orbiting hideout to redirect an enormous asteroid towards earth. It smashes into siberia and the dust it throws into the atmosphere blots out the sun, killing everything on the planet except vin diesel. When it has settled i return to earth, tweak vin's nipples until he dies from the sheer joy of it and sit on the hill, alone but happy.
My hill.
only problem is..thanks to me were now on mars
Would you choose supremecy if it lead to isolation?
heavycola wrote:Annoyed by all this hippy-dippy cohabitation, i use the laser in my orbiting hideout to redirect an enormous asteroid towards earth. It smashes into siberia and the dust it throws into the atmosphere blots out the sun, killing everything on the planet except vin diesel. When it has settled i return to earth, tweak vin's nipples until he dies from the sheer joy of it and sit on the hill, alone but happy.
My hill.
only problem is..thanks to me were now on mars
Dude i know north wales is remote, barren and full of weird lifeforms, but mars?
as usual I come back from the dead I then throw nukes all over mars creating an atomic winter then I make a graveyard where the hill used to be and bask in glorious radioactivity being inaffected by the murderous cold which will kill anyone out in the open
I come back from my vacation on omicron 15 to see the world in ruins and what's left of the survivors fighting over my hill. While you are all fighting I calmly walk past you and back up my hill where I trigger my machine gun to kill all of those who were down there. Kitten and reaper are still alive because they followed me up and UCA escaped somewhere.
michaelthefinn wrote:as usual I come back from the dead I then throw nukes all over mars creating an atomic winter then I make a graveyard where the hill used to be and bask in glorious radioactivity being inaffected by the murderous cold which will kill anyone out in the open
my radioactive frozen graveyard
Meh, your on mars, Im on earth.
My earth hill, UCA's monument, vtmarik's mesa, and your mars hill.
I make a blindingly obvious cartoon reference. While you are all rolling on the floor laughing helplessly at my inspired genius, I play 'I've had the time of my life' very loudly until your brains all melt and dribble out through your ears. My hill bitches.
well I come and drag you down into the deepest part of the hill and u cant get out cuz only i know how to and no way will you ever get it out of me cuz i kill you and u cant come back...
strikes hill, my monument, mat=riks mesa, whoevers mars hill
