Words of Wisdom

[im2good4theboard]

Leave comments on what youve heard and leave your own Words of Wisdom...

A message from men to women...
We will always be men. There is nothing that we can do about it, and we are simply lost in our own world most of the time. We are creatures of ignorance. Save us women of the world......For we can not save ourselves. Die now, Dead later (C)

[MeDeFe]

Never bathe in hot oil and Bisquick.

[im2good4theboard]

Never bathe in hot oil and Bisquick.

OF COURSE! I knew i did something wrong... Water... not Oil...

[CrazyAnglican]

I can never remember the coral snake warning,

Red next to black .....get back?

Red next to yellow ..... kill a fellow?

I just go with "if there is a snake on the block; hit it with a rock."

[Zeppflyer]

Parkinson's Law - Work expands to fill the time available.

Aximov's Addendum - If you work twice as long, you'll end up twice as far behind.

[Neoteny]

Up and toward the belly button. Always.

[Neoteny]

I can never remember the coral snake warning,

Red next to black .....get back?

Red next to yellow ..... kill a fellow?

I just go with "if there is a snake on the block; hit it with a rock."

Friend to Jack?

[Snorri1234]

Never trust someone who doesn't look you in t...ooh boobs.

[jonesthecurl]

A trite but true one...

If it looks too good to be true it is too good to be true.

[jonesthecurl]

...and my corollary for that one -

Never believe praise from someone you may be about to have sex with.

[Gregrios]

Men are strong.
Kings are stronger.
Women are strongest.
Truth concuers all.

[HapSmo19]

Smell it before you eat it.

[Minister Masket]

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

[jonesthecurl]

...or kick-arse with a porcupine.

[Juan_Bottom]

Go to college right away because if you wait something bad will happen and you'll end up working at a cheese factory.

I can never remember the coral snake warning,

Red next to black .....get back?

Red next to yellow ..... kill a fellow?

I just go with "if there is a snake on the block; hit it with a rock."

Friend to Jack?

Red and yellow kill a fellow,
Red and black; venom lack.

Please don't get someone eated.

[jonesthecurl]

And never forget Sturgeon's Law: "90% of everything is crap".

[Snorri1234]

And never forget Sturgeon's Law: "90% of everything is crap".

[Neoteny]

Go to college right away because if you wait something bad will happen and you'll end up working at a cheese factory.

I can never remember the coral snake warning,

Red next to black .....get back?

Red next to yellow ..... kill a fellow?

I just go with "if there is a snake on the block; hit it with a rock."

Friend to Jack?

Red and yellow kill a fellow,
Red and black; venom lack.

Please don't get someone eated.

Cracka please. I know how that shit go.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/0395904 ... eader-link

[Genghis Khant]

I can never remember the coral snake warning,

Red next to black .....get back?

Red next to yellow ..... kill a fellow?

I just go with "if there is a snake on the block; hit it with a rock."

If in doubt, give it a clout.

[MeDeFe]

Who stumbles around with a stick in darkness is blind, but he who sticks out in darkness is fluorescent.

[im2good4theboard]

some more words from a good friend:

Why not die now and be dead later? Everyone's bound to die, so I only wish to speed up the process for myself

[InkL0sed]

Counter to that:

Why do now? Everyone will die eventually, so why not enjoy the ride?

[muy_thaiguy]

Women were made to please the eye and trouble the mind.

See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to f*ck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also f*ck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't f*ck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

Last year I went to Iraq. Before Team America showed up, it was a happy place. They had flowery meadows and rainbow skies, and rivers made of chocolate, where the children danced and laughed and played with gumdrop smiles.
-Sean Penn

[finchboy]

Never put Jam on a magnet, never put a sock in a toaster, eating snow is silly, whatever colour it is.

[jonesthecurl]

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.