lol atheists

[maniacmath17]

Don't you religious types feel as though God has made us humans seem very meaningless? If we were so important, wouldn't the Earth be the center of the universe and have everything revolve around us? Why bother with this ridiculous setup of Earth being just another planet that revolves around a star.

If there is a God, he must have some other people on other planets, agreed?

[2dimes]

I don't see an problem with that concept maniacmath17, I've been told the bible supports your theory.

[AAFitz]

First off we might not want to throw around words or at least define them better before using them. Christian. What is it? We can differ on what the meaning is but lets look at it.

My belief is that going to church does not make you a Christian. Nor does being a member of a "church". I firmly believe that a Christian, believes that Jesus is the Son of God (in fact is God) and believes that the Bible is the absolute Word of God, infallible. If this is true, which I believe it is, then there is a big problem with Evolutionist Christians. The Bible does not back it. It in fact contradicts it. Now I know that there are Christians that succumb to the belief in evolution, it doesn't make them non-christian it just makes them wrong. Save the "proof" of evolution for someone else, it does not exist. It can not be observed or replicated which is required for it to be a LAW. Hence it is merely just a theory.... which by the way, is laughable at best.


Carry on....

Hes right of course. We all saw god part the sea. Steal Adams rib, and plant all the plants before creating the Sun. This has been proven and is in no way laughable. The idea of small changes taking place over millions of years, which we actually can see the results of, and see plenty of evidence of...yeah...thats whats laughable.

Luckilly, the christians that taught and raised me weren't the close minded, type, and focused on the teachings of Christ, and not the contradictory, highly suspicious, and scientifically impossible few passages in the bible.

It is amazing that you cant believe that a slow process could take place, but that plants could survive on earth for 24 hours, or even better that the earth wouldnt crumble after a star with immense gravity was "created next to it"...this is not laughable....

Further, the idea that there was no death until adam and eve sinned is not laughable. There were dinosaurs, plants, and bacteria, viruses, and fish all living in perfect harmony. They needed no food because they could not eat, for the bible says there was no death, so it must be true. I wonder if all the animals were sitting around getting ready to pounce for their first meal ever, as they saw adam take his first bite. An ant about to take a bite of a leaf, a spider ready to eat the and, a rabbit about to eat the leaf and both the spider and the and, a teridactyle about to eat the rabbit, a mountain lion about to grab the terrydactyle, a velociraptor about to eat the mountain lion, and a Trex about to snag the velociraptor.... just waiting for their first meal, because as the bible says...there was no death until they ate from the tree. Not laughable at all.

A process occuring in nature that we can see evidence of, and that makes sence in the most basic of way...yes...that is laughable...

[2dimes]

A million years? You're one old dude AA. Sorry you missed the red sea thing. Wrong place at the wrong time I suppose.

[icedagger]

Very nice post.

Good to see our moderators have their finger on the pulse..

Well played Rusty sir

[PLAYER57832]

I'm almost ashamed really. I am aware that I'm posting in a troll thread...but I just love this stuff. I can't help it.

I am guilty as well

[Frigidus]

Very nice post.

Good to see our moderators have their finger on the pulse..

Well played Rusty sir

It was actually pretty arrogant, and in the full version it was arrogant and supported the other side.

[Haggis_McMutton]

I've got to say, I'm actually very disappointed that that was written by an athiest...I hate these arguments between two guys some person made up. It's completely insulting to someone's intelligence to suggest that in the span of five minutes someone can talk you out of a long held faith (or lack thereof). Who writes these "dumbshit argues with 'expert' and promptly converts" things?

Actually, I'm pretty sure that the atheist part was added later.
It's just an attempt to troll the trolls i guess, don't think most atheists(and people in general) would take that seriously.

[jonesthecurl]

Hes right of course. We all saw god part the sea. Steal Adams rib, and plant all the plants before creating the Sun. This has been proven and is in no way laughable. The idea of small changes taking place over millions of years, which we actually can see the results of, and see plenty of evidence of...yeah...thats whats laughable.

Luckilly, the christians that taught and raised me weren't the close minded, type, and focused on the teachings of Christ, and not the contradictory, highly suspicious, and scientifically impossible few passages in the bible.

It is amazing that you cant believe that a slow process could take place, but that plants could survive on earth for 24 hours, or even better that the earth wouldnt crumble after a star with immense gravity was "created next to it"...this is not laughable....

Further, the idea that there was no death until adam and eve sinned is not laughable. There were dinosaurs, plants, and bacteria, viruses, and fish all living in perfect harmony. They needed no food because they could not eat, for the bible says there was no death, so it must be true. I wonder if all the animals were sitting around getting ready to pounce for their first meal ever, as they saw adam take his first bite. An ant about to take a bite of a leaf, a spider ready to eat the and, a rabbit about to eat the leaf and both the spider and the and, a teridactyle about to eat the rabbit, a mountain lion about to grab the terrydactyle, a velociraptor about to eat the mountain lion, and a Trex about to snag the velociraptor.... just waiting for their first meal, because as the bible says...there was no death until they ate from the tree. Not laughable at all.

I don't know why she swallowed the fly.

[AAFitz]

A million years? You're one old dude AA. Sorry you missed the red sea thing. Wrong place at the wrong time I suppose.

From what I understand it was very cool. But nothing compared to watching the plants on the earth survive in zero degree weather... and by zero, i mean absolute zero of course. There was no sun.

Also...I say million, because since the young earth creationists believe there were only 6000-10000 years...talking about the actual 4.5 billion or so is irrelevant. 100000, 1000000, 10000000...it all means the same to them...You took radiation measurements, chemical anaylysis, core samples, rock samples, and applied the proven scientific principles of chemistry and physics to make this estimate...hmm...let me check...nope...cant be... I have it right here...
MONDAY: (cue music from 24: Earth spawns.
TUESDAY: WATER. easy enough... I asked micheal to fill up a pitcher, and I just poured it right in.
WEDNESDAY: LAND. Easy enough again...just poked some holes and the lava shot right out... there was no sun, so it turned into the various types of rocks real quick.
THURSDAY: Plants. Jesus was nagging me all day long that I should make the sun first, but I didnt listen.
FRIDAY: The heavens. The plants were really happy with this one...they were friggin freezing. This was a tough one though. I should have listened to jesus, but hey, Im God. Wednesday was easy...I made a few plants...threw out some seeds. But today... i created the rest of the universe. Billions and billions of stars, suns, nebulae planets, etc. I should have taken the sabbath on THURSDAY instead. It wasnt as hard as youd think though... alot of it I just copy and pasted.
SATURDAY: CREATED MAN. easiest day yet. 99% the same as a chimp, and I tossed in a soul, and gave him a little more brain power. I even just copied my likeness to save some time...besides I used up all my creativity with the dinosaurs and the platipus.
SUNDAY: Went to tahiti. "I did a hell of a job on this one. It is good. Very good"

Have fun kids, Im out of here. Oh, and by the way, Im gonna torch this place if you dont do what I ask. Im good, but not that good.

This is all proven too. The scientific evidence we have shows this is all possible, and the most likely solution. I dont know what you other scientists are doing. Why even investigate it in the first place really...I mean God already went through the trouble of writing it all down for us. Why even question it?

[2dimes]

A million years? You're one old dude AA. Sorry you missed the red sea thing. Wrong place at the wrong time I suppose.

From what I understand it was very cool. But nothing compared to watching the plants on the earth survive in zero degree weather... and by zero, i mean absolute zero of course. There was no sun.

Also...I say million, because since the young earth creationists believe there were only 6000-10000 years...talking about the actual 4.5 billion or so is irrelevant. 100000, 1000000, 10000000...it all means the same to them...

I liked the part where you compare the death of a plant to the death of a hampster.

[Frigidus]

A million years? You're one old dude AA. Sorry you missed the red sea thing. Wrong place at the wrong time I suppose.

From what I understand it was very cool. But nothing compared to watching the plants on the earth survive in zero degree weather... and by zero, i mean absolute zero of course. There was no sun.

Also...I say million, because since the young earth creationists believe there were only 6000-10000 years...talking about the actual 4.5 billion or so is irrelevant. 100000, 1000000, 10000000...it all means the same to them...

I liked the part where you compare the death of a plant to the death of a hampster.

Evolutionists would have you believe that plants evolved from hampsters.

[MeDeFe]

A million years? You're one old dude AA. Sorry you missed the red sea thing. Wrong place at the wrong time I suppose.

From what I understand it was very cool. But nothing compared to watching the plants on the earth survive in zero degree weather... and by zero, i mean absolute zero of course. There was no sun.

Also...I say million, because since the young earth creationists believe there were only 6000-10000 years...talking about the actual 4.5 billion or so is irrelevant. 100000, 1000000, 10000000...it all means the same to them...

I liked the part where you compare the death of a plant to the death of a hampster.

Evolutionists would have you believe that plants evolved from hampsters.

Yeah, it's totally fake, I know a guy who's trying to breed a werewolf with his dog, they still have neither children nor puppies.

[AAFitz]

A million years? You're one old dude AA. Sorry you missed the red sea thing. Wrong place at the wrong time I suppose.

From what I understand it was very cool. But nothing compared to watching the plants on the earth survive in zero degree weather... and by zero, i mean absolute zero of course. There was no sun.

Also...I say million, because since the young earth creationists believe there were only 6000-10000 years...talking about the actual 4.5 billion or so is irrelevant. 100000, 1000000, 10000000...it all means the same to them...

I liked the part where you compare the death of a plant to the death of a hampster.

Evolutionists would have you believe that plants evolved from hampsters.

Oh yeah... and im sure you have the quote for that one. Of course...a creationist would never just write something down or believe it without proof.

Tell you what, I bet God Himself will not find a scientist stating that a plant evolved from a hampster...but excellent point...
and to be fair...its as believable as the universe being created in 24 hours....oh, but wait...you have proof of that...

[THE ARMY]

hey atheist? who created science and matter that science is built on?

HAHA SUCK ON THAT ONE!!!!!!!

[AAFitz]

Yeah, it's totally fake, I know a guy who's trying to breed a werewolf with his dog, they still have neither children nor puppies.

But the guy plays a mean game of B-Ball. Especially if someone fouls him.

[AAFitz]

hey atheist? who created science and matter that science is built on?

HAHA SUCK ON THAT ONE!!!!!!!

Who created the story of God and the bible...

your turn.

[2dimes]

I liked the part where you compare the death of a plant to the death of a hampster.

Evolutionists would have you believe that plants evolved from hampsters.

Yeah, it's totally fake, I know a guy who's trying to breed a werewolf with his dog, they still have neither children nor puppies.

You guys might want to sit this out. The grown ups are talking.

[Frigidus]

A million years? You're one old dude AA. Sorry you missed the red sea thing. Wrong place at the wrong time I suppose.

From what I understand it was very cool. But nothing compared to watching the plants on the earth survive in zero degree weather... and by zero, i mean absolute zero of course. There was no sun.

Also...I say million, because since the young earth creationists believe there were only 6000-10000 years...talking about the actual 4.5 billion or so is irrelevant. 100000, 1000000, 10000000...it all means the same to them...

I liked the part where you compare the death of a plant to the death of a hampster.

Evolutionists would have you believe that plants evolved from hampsters.

Oh yeah... and im sure you have the quote for that one. Of course...a creationist would never just write something down or believe it without proof.

Tell you what, I bet God Himself will not find a scientist stating that a plant evolved from a hampster...but excellent point...
and to be fair...its as believable as the universe being created in 24 hours....oh, but wait...you have proof of that...

Look, it's in the Bible.

[MeDeFe]

I liked the part where you compare the death of a plant to the death of a hampster.

Evolutionists would have you believe that plants evolved from hampsters.

Yeah, it's totally fake, I know a guy who's trying to breed a werewolf with his dog, they still have neither children nor puppies.

You guys might want to sit this out. The grown ups are talking.

Dogs are grown up at age 2 or 3. And he's been at it with the bitch for 4 already.

[jay_a2j]

its as believable as the universe being created in 24 hours....oh, but wait...you have proof of that...

Start by taking God out of the box you have Him in.

[PLAYER57832]

its as believable as the universe being created in 24 hours....oh, but wait...you have proof of that...

Start by taking God out of the box you have Him in.

Which box, Jay?

I think I see more than one ....

[MeDeFe]

its as believable as the universe being created in 24 hours....oh, but wait...you have proof of that...

Start by taking God out of the box you have Him in.

[demonfork]

the Bible as it stands today has be translated and re-translated so many times through the ages(as it was passed down from one generation to another) that the subsequent paraphrasing has taken it's toll on the meaning of the words in the bible.

No matter how many times this has been explained that this was indeed, what did not happen, it keeps getting repeated.

This is the absolute truth, however as a speaker of more than one language yourself (I believe you have said previously -- correct me if wrong), you know that there is often a big differance between translating meanings and translating words. The Bible meanings have been translated with astounding accuracy. However, people who wish to look at each individual word instead of the overall text can and do have issues with people who look at the overall meanings... whether they do it with good (even Christian) intent or to try and "disprove" the Bible.

Further, many people within Christendom assert many things that are not actually even in the Bible (as I know you are well aware).

Read Bart D. Ehrman's "Misquoting Jesus...The story behind who changed the bible and why". This book does a pretty good job of showing how fake the bible is.

Although, just because the bible can be proven to be bunk, does this prove the non existence of God?

Seems silly to me that atheists always claim game, set and match whenever they point out impossibilities in the bible.

Evangelicals and their "sola scriptura" are not the only ones that believe in God, in fact they make a up a pretty small percentage of the God believing population.

I certainly don't need a bible to tell me that there is an architect behind all of this, to me it's just obvious.

Why is it so hard to accept that there might be a higher order of intelligence, one that has the ability and knowledge that allows them to create space and time?

If Albert Einstein and Isaac Newton couldn't explain life without the existence of God, then atheists are gonna have a tough job.
Good luck

I think that this is a pretty profound statement, especially when applied to Issac Newton who in my opinion is the most brilliant human that has ever lived.

[Frigidus]

its as believable as the universe being created in 24 hours....oh, but wait...you have proof of that...

Start by taking God out of the box you have Him in.

Oh shit! God scared me there. I thought that box just played "Pop Goes the Weasel"!