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im in love (pics)

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she is beautiful. she isn't what i normally go for but i think my horizons are expanding!

i met her at the grocery store four months ago. i can imagine marrying this woman. we have the same shopping schedule it seems so i see her about once or twice a week. her name is barbara and i managed to track down her facebook. i don't know if i should add her... i just want to ask her out already. yesterday i talked to her for my first time and wow it was amazing. oh my god she is beautiful. i am thinking about trying to run into her in other areas so that she will recognize me and hopefully we can talk some. i know she only lives about 2 miles from the store (i took a detour on my way home once when she left). im sure i could figure out how to run into her more.

she is slightly older than what i normally go for... i am 33. im not sure how old she is, her facebook doesn't say

she has short blonde hair, very hip style

she has beauty wrinkles around her eyes

white skin, of course lol

the cutest smile in the world.

should i ask her out? the only problem is i think she is married. sometimes an older man comes shopping with her and ive seen them kiss. should i try to sweep her off her feet and away from this guy? please help me CC i don't know what to do.

profile pic from her facebook, i can't get anything more from you because she isn't my friend (yet!)

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what does cc think?
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Go for the "Rapunzel."
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Can I add her to the Conquer Club Conspiracy Theorist Dating Service?
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if you're 33, try to aim for someone who isn't 66.
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muy_thaiguy wrote:Go for the "Rapunzel."

Isn't that where you eat your own hair?
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Minister Masket wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Go for the "Rapunzel."

Isn't that where you eat your own hair?

No, it is where the lady in the picture lowers her armpit hair from the 3rd story of the old folks home and RustyMonkey climbs up it to her room.
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Hire her as a cleaner.
I've heard that works.
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lol. teh internetz isn't best place for, umm, critique? rating? :roll:

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I didn't know Annie Lennox was still alive. Do you play keyboard?
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Pedronicus wrote:if you're 33, try to aim for someone who isn't 66.



Why not?
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Gypsys Kiss wrote:
Pedronicus wrote:if you're 33, try to aim for someone who isn't 66.

Why not?

Indeed, why not? You get away with only a fraction of the usual time and get to inherit a lot sooner.
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bump
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RustyMonkey wrote:bump


What, you got her preggers already?
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Re: im in love (pics)

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You make a hellofa stalker. Just fooking TALK to her and be honest.......she's definately not my type but I am guessing she would love the attention (unless you are a hideous freak). Good luck-
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