Shivas wrote:
Howdy. Somebody need my help? I would have been back sooner but I had back to back rugby and lacrosse practices in the cold Michigan out-of-doors.
Do you mean that you had back to back Math Club and C++ coding workshops followed by a literal ton of "Conkerlin'?"
Conkerlin', of course, is my sad attempt to answer jbrettlip's question:
jbrettlip wrote: I am trying to come up with a term for being "serviced" by my lady while playing CC. Kinda like a "blumpklin" (on the commode).
Shivas wrote:
Howdy. Somebody need my help? I would have been back sooner but I had back to back rugby and lacrosse practices in the cold Michigan out-of-doors.
Do you mean that you had back to back Math Club and C++ coding workshops followed by a literal ton of "Conkerlin'?"
Conkerlin', of course, is my sad attempt to answer jbrettlip's question:
jbrettlip wrote: I am trying to come up with a term for being "serviced" by my lady while playing CC. Kinda like a "blumpklin" (on the commode).
Conkerlin' sounds perfect!!! Lets start some threads about it!!
nothing wrong with a little bit of man on dog love.
Wolffystyle wrote:
When I told my girlfriend that I was ranked in the top 50 internationally on a site called Conquer Club she acted in a manner OPPOSITE to what I would have expected. She stopped putting out!
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Anyway, please advise....
So, clearly, you need to step up your game and work on your delivery. You need to emphasize to your girl how you're AMAZING and a WINNER. Everyone loves a winner. Granted, money + winning is usually an unbeatable combination, but winning on its own should also be sufficient. Also, an extra hint: omit pro words like catalyze in your "by the way, I'm full of awesome" conversation - compliments are more effective.
Hey Foxglove, what happens when a Wolf and a Fox crossbreed? Well, Wikipedia says it can't happen... but what do you say we get together and try? Wait... See, I've already forgotten to take your advice. Let me try again:
Hi Foxglove, being a Brigadier is hard work. Sure enough, as they say in Latin, "aquila non capit muscam", an Eagle doesn't catch flies. Let me put this another way: I'm a hard worker and a proven winner. You, the beauty that you are, deserve a winner. I'm not about to waste my gifts on anything less than perfect. Herein lies the reason I'm talking to you right now, Perfect.How about letting me find your multis...
How's that?
Oh, PS: My portfolio is worth, like, a hundred trillion Zimbabwe Dollars.... (before the 12 zero drop)
Wolffystyle wrote:
Hey Foxglove, what happens when a Wolf and a Fox crossbreed? Well, Wikipedia says it can't happen... but what do you say we get together and try? Wait... See, I've already forgotten to take your advice. Let me try again:
Hi Foxglove, being a Brigadier is hard work. Sure enough, as they say in Latin, "aquila non capit muscam", an Eagle doesn't catch flies. Let me put this another way: I'm a hard worker and a proven winner. You, the beauty that you are, deserve a winner. I'm not about to waste my gifts on anything less than perfect. Herein lies the reason I'm talking to you right now, Perfect.How about letting me find your multis...
How's that?
Oh, PS: My portfolio is worth, like, a hundred trillion Zimbabwe Dollars.... (before the 12 zero drop)
Wolffy, thatll work on me
Well, some people are easier to seduce than others...
For some reason it didn't get me tail either. Back when I was #1, I did manage to find a girl who was also into CC and impressed that I was #1. I asked her out, but she insisted that I roll three attacker dice vs her two defending dice to see if we would do anything together. I of course rolled three ones and am now sitting here alone.
Top Secret
Highest place: #1
Highest score: 3785
2006-10-25 21:16:00 - NUKE: wtf it says dminus got 2 troops for holding oceania what is that lol
If your dedicated playing time is pissing off your dedicated better half then try signing her up here. That's what I did a few weeks ago, and after 4-5 rounds of doubles, she's showing signs of getting caught up in it. And it has quieted the complaints of being logged in all the time.
That and I've found out that when they make those kills they get more than a little juicy......
Judging solely from the arch of it's fin, I'd have to say that it is a Humpback Whale. That's not my final answer though Regis, I'd have to finger its blowhole to know for sure. That or use one of my lifelines. Is anyone here a Marine Biologist!?
Sorry about your little butt ✪ Dumb fucking e-lambs the lot of you
Conquerclub.com. Shattering gender stereotypes since 2006.
I need an executive summary of your advertising campaign typed up so that I may distribute hard copies to members of the board. Please plan to present your marketing strategy and target market data. Also, include lots of pretty colors and obstructive transitions between slides.
Conquerclub.com. Shattering gender stereotypes since 2006.
I need an executive summary of your advertising campaign typed up so that I may distribute hard copies to members of the board. Please plan to present your marketing strategy and target market data. Also, include lots of pretty colors and obstructive transitions between slides.
I'd be interested in hearing from any members that have actually been successful in using their status/knowledge of CC to pick up a chick (as opposed to already having a GF/wife/etc. in place). I, myself, have rocked my auto-attack t-shirt to many a social event with zero success. I am chalking that up to mere coincidence, though....anyways, any tips would be much appreciated.
As an aside, I am fairly certain that CC has led to the exact opposite result of me getting much much less ass....but, one year anniversary dinner or not, I had to field a strategy call from my teammates as we were amidst a pretty intense triples tournament...apparently the gf was not amused, though.
General Mojo wrote:I'd be interested in hearing from any members that have actually been successful in using their status/knowledge of CC to pick up a chick (as opposed to already having a GF/wife/etc. in place). I, myself, have rocked my auto-attack t-shirt to many a social event with zero success. I am chalking that up to mere coincidence, though....anyways, any tips would be much appreciated.
As an aside, I am fairly certain that CC has led to the exact opposite result of me getting much much less ass....but, one year anniversary dinner or not, I had to field a strategy call from my teammates as we were amidst a pretty intense triples tournament...apparently the gf was not amused, though.
lol
being a CC player makes it more difficult to get tail, not only because of the negative connotations associated with the game (ie, were frickin losers), but I now have unreasonable expections for my significant others. Is it too much ask that a person knows the different strats between escalating and flat rate?!!
sorry... i'm not nerdy enough to know what that means...
