Who has the last word?

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 4:22 pm

beilieve me, if this is crying I've been sad most of my life (at least in the spring and summer) - and I'm a happy type.

See?

darth emperor · Post by **darth emperor** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 4:30 pm

of course how u cant be happy,if u have a cobra as ur bodyguard

KidWhisky · Post by **KidWhisky** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:46 pm

That hay fever is a real pain. Every spring it comes around. Good thing its still snowing here stave off the fever for a few more weeks

sailorseal · Post by **sailorseal** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:52 pm

KidWhisky wrote:That hay fever is a real pain. Every spring it comes around. Good thing its still snowing here stave off the fever for a few more weeks

So agreed

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:11 am

Thursday - well below freezing. Friday - just above. Saturday - 75 degrees. Spring is sprung.

GENERAL STONEHAM · Post by **GENERAL STONEHAM** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:54 am

I think the three of you should vacation together at a spa together. Yep, only wrapped in towels. Applying lotion to each other's bodies, then after that you boys can snap the towel at each other's asses!

darth emperor · Post by **darth emperor** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 12:52 pm

YOu'd be very happy if that happens right?

GENERAL STONEHAM · Post by **GENERAL STONEHAM** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:31 pm

darth emperor wrote:YOu'd be very happy if that happens right?

Yes I would! Knowing that you boys found each other, would be a thrill for me.

Even though I'm not Gay, knowing all of you have found happiness is a true joy to me.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:23 pm

Remember: Stoneham isn't gay at all whatsoever. It's just everybody he ever encounters or hears about, or who frequents the same forum as him.
They're the gay ones.
All of 'em.
Yeah, that means you and you and you...

Ah good, here's the General's helper. Could you wipe his nose for him? It's a bit runny. And I think he's drooling again.

darth emperor · Post by **darth emperor** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:39 pm

yeah we are here to help him to find his true sexuality(just found not help...)

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:44 pm

I don't think he has far to look.

darth emperor · Post by **darth emperor** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:13 pm

but a little of help is good right?

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:43 pm

OK let's see what we can do:
Here's a checklist.

General Stoneham:
(i) Obsessed with homosexuality? (check)
(ii)Thinks everyone's homosexual? (check)
(iii)mentions male genitalia frequently? (check)
(iv)Thinks about men's bottoms a lot? (check)
(v) wears lipstick? (check)
(vi) and bright pink frilly dresses? (check)

darth emperor · Post by **darth emperor** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:49 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:OK let's see what we can do:
Here's a checklist.

General Stoneham:
(i) Obsessed with homosexuality? (check)
(ii)Thinks everyone's homosexual? (check)
(iii)mentions male genitalia frequently? (check)
(iv)Thinks about men's bottoms a lot? (check)
(v) wears lipstick? (check)
(vi) and bright pink frilly dresses? (check)

so the conclussion is...

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 4:56 pm

[cough]gay as buggery [cough]

darth emperor · Post by **darth emperor** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 4:58 pm

oh... I see...

KidWhisky · Post by **KidWhisky** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:53 am

Every time he opens his mouth it makes me think he is more gay. I mean he is thinking about the three of us naked and rubbing lotion on each other. Kinda Gay

GENERAL STONEHAM · Post by **GENERAL STONEHAM** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:45 am

It's not that I think you boys are GAY, I know it.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:00 am

[staggers at amazing put-down. Bows in presence of superior intellect.]

GENERAL STONEHAM · Post by **GENERAL STONEHAM** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:13 am

Great! Now you know your place in society....under my boot.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:09 am

Here's a secret, General:

People don't actually behave in real life like they do in your sexual fantasies. that's why they're called "fantasies".
Just because you tantalise yourself with visions of other cc'ers in the nud, doesn't mean they really do what you're imagining.
But go ahead and pleasure yourself - everybody needs a sex life, and we quite understand if yours is solo.

GENERAL STONEHAM · Post by **GENERAL STONEHAM** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 3:16 pm

Too funny kid. The only one who's pleasuring themselves is you. Yep, I bet you beat your meat, in anticipation of my posts.

Of course, you're probably one of these kids who have to turn around the mirror, just in case you might cringe at the sight of yourself nude.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 3:28 pm

And I bet you beat your post in anticipation of my meaty comments.

darth emperor · Post by **darth emperor** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:10 pm

Real:Existing in fact; not imaginary.

Fantasy:A pleasant situation that you enjoy thinking about, but which is unlikely to happen, or the activity of thinking itself.

It's clear now?

GENERAL STONEHAM · Post by **GENERAL STONEHAM** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:20 pm

What's clear my Spaniard friend? That Spaniards have the highest rate of AIDS sufferers in Western Europe?

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