Green Lights in the Sky over NJ

Jonasty · Post by **Jonasty** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:32 am

Tonight i saw a bright object moving faster than any plane can through the clouds over morris county new jersey. As it emerged from the clouds it flashed bright green, streaked across the sky, and vanished. I have noticed many other people reporting similar things all over the east coast and its starting to freak me out. Anyone have any similar things happen tonight??

LYR · Post by **LYR** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:35 am

Jonasty wrote:Tonight i saw a bright object moving faster than any plane can through the clouds over morris county new jersey. As it emerged from the clouds it flashed bright green, streaked across the sky, and vanished. I have noticed many other people reporting similar things all over the east coast and its starting to freak me out. Anyone have any similar things happen tonight??

Clearly, there has been an outbreak of LSD in hamburgers and french fries all over the east coast.

Jonasty · Post by **Jonasty** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:37 am

BUT I HAVENT EATEN EITHER!!!!!!!! is mountain dew baja blast also contaminated cuz then im done

LYR · Post by **LYR** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:42 am

Jonasty wrote:BUT I HAVENT EATEN EITHER!!!!!!!! is mountain dew baja blast also contaminated cuz then im done

Well, it is contaminated, but not with LSD...

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:43 am

Green lights in the sky? Near Morristown airport? Unbelievable.
Has to be aliens,

pimpdave · Post by **pimpdave** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:47 am

APRIL FOOLS!

LYR · Post by **LYR** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:47 am

pimpdave wrote:APRIL FOOLS!

hahahahahahahaha

Jonasty · Post by **Jonasty** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:53 am

i swear its true, im in roxbury and i was facing east on rt 10, morristown airport is well south of there and im telling you its not a plane or a UFO and other people have been seeing these things.

I AM NOT AN APRIL FOOLS GUY let that be known to the conquer club forums.

b.k. barunt · Post by **b.k. barunt** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:11 am

I saw one just now. Look! There it goes again.
The bad thing about UFOs is that anal probe thing - you don't know which ones . . . * * looks nervously at the sky * *

Honibaz

neanderpaul14 · Post by **neanderpaul14** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:35 am

LYR wrote:
Jonasty wrote:Tonight i saw a bright object moving faster than any plane can through the clouds over morris county new jersey. As it emerged from the clouds it flashed bright green, streaked across the sky, and vanished. I have noticed many other people reporting similar things all over the east coast and its starting to freak me out. Anyone have any similar things happen tonight??

Clearly, there has been an outbreak of LSD in hamburgers and french fries all over the east coast.

Ummmmmmm.......I live on the east coast do you think you could direct me to any of these restaurants. Truth be told I would much prefer a magic mushroom burger

They are quite tasty indeed :!:

oVo · Post by **oVo** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:04 am

Jonasty wrote:im telling you its not a plane or a UFO?

Green lights streaking across the sky? Until you can identify what they are... they are UFOs.

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:44 am

What are you guys talking about? It's obvious the coming of the Triffids.

Jonasty · Post by **Jonasty** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:36 am

Well, the sun is up and still no aliens... i feel its finally safe to sleep. Thanks conquerclub!!!!

luns101 · Post by **luns101** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:54 pm

Jonasty wrote:Tonight i saw a bright object moving faster than any plane can through the clouds over morris county new jersey. As it emerged from the clouds it flashed bright green, streaked across the sky, and vanished. I have noticed many other people reporting similar things all over the east coast and its starting to freak me out. Anyone have any similar things happen tonight??

Look, you people in Morris County need to first solve the whole "Jersey Devil" thing before you start freaking us out with possible alien spacecraft visits and such.

pimpdave · Post by **pimpdave** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:27 pm

luns101 wrote:
Jonasty wrote:Tonight i saw a bright object moving faster than any plane can through the clouds over morris county new jersey. As it emerged from the clouds it flashed bright green, streaked across the sky, and vanished. I have noticed many other people reporting similar things all over the east coast and its starting to freak me out. Anyone have any similar things happen tonight??

Look, you people in Morris County need to first solve the whole "Jersey Devil" thing before you start freaking us out with possible alien spacecraft visits and such.

Wrong part of the state, dude.

That's down in the Pine Barrens. If you look on a map, you can find them by looking for Vineland, NJ, then just zoom out and scroll around.

And the devil does totally exist. If you ever visit Jersey, I'll happily take you out on a Weird NJ sight seeing tour.

Morris County is more likely to have ghosts of slain red coats and continental army deserters haunting around.

luns101 · Post by **luns101** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:37 pm

pimpdave wrote:
luns101 wrote:
Jonasty wrote:Tonight i saw a bright object moving faster than any plane can through the clouds over morris county new jersey. As it emerged from the clouds it flashed bright green, streaked across the sky, and vanished. I have noticed many other people reporting similar things all over the east coast and its starting to freak me out. Anyone have any similar things happen tonight??

Look, you people in Morris County need to first solve the whole "Jersey Devil" thing before you start freaking us out with possible alien spacecraft visits and such.

Wrong part of the state, dude.

That's down in the Pine Barrens. If you look on a map, you can find them by looking for Vineland, NJ, then just zoom out and scroll around.

And the devil does totally exist. If you ever visit Jersey, I'll happily take you out on a Weird NJ sight seeing tour.

Morris County is more likely to have ghosts of slain red coats and continental army deserters haunting around.

Aggh, nobody gets me. I know Morris County isn't the area of N.J. which predominantly has devil sightings. It was more of a lame attempt at making fun of the state in general...but hey, it's my bad for not clarifying. I guess it would be like trying to make a joke about Bigfoot if the poster was from Beverly Hills.

Jonasty · Post by **Jonasty** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:59 pm

I once enjoyed a cigarette with the Jersey Devil. pretty cool guy

pimpdave · Post by **pimpdave** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:06 pm

Yeah well I went on a date with his sister. Her name is Eunice.

Top that!

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:23 pm

I'm his dad. I hope you treated Eunice right.

Japs · Post by **Japs** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:38 pm

I topped all of you an hour ago when I kidnapped Eunice.

pimpdave · Post by **pimpdave** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:39 pm

That is not treating Eunice right.

I was a complete gentleman. When I picked her up, I held the car door for her, and even made sure her pointy devil tail was safely tucked inside the vehicle before shutting the door.

Also, I returned her safely to her home before curfew, so um, I win.

Jonasty · Post by **Jonasty** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:44 pm

Japs wrote:I topped all of you an hour ago when I kidnapped Eunice.

Lies! Eunice is far to malevolent to be kidnapped.

GabonX · Post by **GabonX** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:48 pm

http://www.wbaltv.com/news/19044505/detail.html
http://hamptonroads.com/2009/03/streaki ... long-coast

pimpdave · Post by **pimpdave** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:50 pm

GabonX wrote:http://www.wbaltv.com/news/19044505/detail.html
http://hamptonroads.com/2009/03/streaki ... long-coast

Great post man.

Jonasty · Post by **Jonasty** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:00 pm

GabonX wrote:http://www.wbaltv.com/news/19044505/detail.html
http://hamptonroads.com/2009/03/streaki ... long-coast

AHH VINDICATION

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