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Green Lights in the Sky over NJ

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Tonight i saw a bright object moving faster than any plane can through the clouds over morris county new jersey. As it emerged from the clouds it flashed bright green, streaked across the sky, and vanished. I have noticed many other people reporting similar things all over the east coast and its starting to freak me out. Anyone have any similar things happen tonight??
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Jonasty wrote:Tonight i saw a bright object moving faster than any plane can through the clouds over morris county new jersey. As it emerged from the clouds it flashed bright green, streaked across the sky, and vanished. I have noticed many other people reporting similar things all over the east coast and its starting to freak me out. Anyone have any similar things happen tonight??


Clearly, there has been an outbreak of LSD in hamburgers and french fries all over the east coast.
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BUT I HAVENT EATEN EITHER!!!!!!!! is mountain dew baja blast also contaminated cuz then im done
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Jonasty wrote:BUT I HAVENT EATEN EITHER!!!!!!!! is mountain dew baja blast also contaminated cuz then im done


Well, it is contaminated, but not with LSD...
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Green lights in the sky? Near Morristown airport? Unbelievable.
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APRIL FOOLS!
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pimpdave wrote:APRIL FOOLS!


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i swear its true, im in roxbury and i was facing east on rt 10, morristown airport is well south of there and im telling you its not a plane or a UFO and other people have been seeing these things.

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I saw one just now. Look! There it goes again.
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LYR wrote:
Jonasty wrote:Tonight i saw a bright object moving faster than any plane can through the clouds over morris county new jersey. As it emerged from the clouds it flashed bright green, streaked across the sky, and vanished. I have noticed many other people reporting similar things all over the east coast and its starting to freak me out. Anyone have any similar things happen tonight??


Clearly, there has been an outbreak of LSD in hamburgers and french fries all over the east coast.



Ummmmmmm.......I live on the east coast do you think you could direct me to any of these restaurants. Truth be told I would much prefer a magic mushroom burger :P :P :P They are quite tasty indeed :!: :!: :!: :mrgreen:
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Jonasty wrote:im telling you its not a plane or a UFO?

Green lights streaking across the sky? Until you can identify what they are... they are UFOs.
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What are you guys talking about? It's obvious the coming of the Triffids.
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Well, the sun is up and still no aliens... i feel its finally safe to sleep. Thanks conquerclub!!!!
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Jonasty wrote:Tonight i saw a bright object moving faster than any plane can through the clouds over morris county new jersey. As it emerged from the clouds it flashed bright green, streaked across the sky, and vanished. I have noticed many other people reporting similar things all over the east coast and its starting to freak me out. Anyone have any similar things happen tonight??


Look, you people in Morris County need to first solve the whole "Jersey Devil" thing before you start freaking us out with possible alien spacecraft visits and such.
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luns101 wrote:
Jonasty wrote:Tonight i saw a bright object moving faster than any plane can through the clouds over morris county new jersey. As it emerged from the clouds it flashed bright green, streaked across the sky, and vanished. I have noticed many other people reporting similar things all over the east coast and its starting to freak me out. Anyone have any similar things happen tonight??


Look, you people in Morris County need to first solve the whole "Jersey Devil" thing before you start freaking us out with possible alien spacecraft visits and such.


Wrong part of the state, dude.

That's down in the Pine Barrens. If you look on a map, you can find them by looking for Vineland, NJ, then just zoom out and scroll around.

And the devil does totally exist. If you ever visit Jersey, I'll happily take you out on a Weird NJ sight seeing tour.

Morris County is more likely to have ghosts of slain red coats and continental army deserters haunting around.
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luns101 wrote:
Jonasty wrote:Tonight i saw a bright object moving faster than any plane can through the clouds over morris county new jersey. As it emerged from the clouds it flashed bright green, streaked across the sky, and vanished. I have noticed many other people reporting similar things all over the east coast and its starting to freak me out. Anyone have any similar things happen tonight??


Look, you people in Morris County need to first solve the whole "Jersey Devil" thing before you start freaking us out with possible alien spacecraft visits and such.


Wrong part of the state, dude.

That's down in the Pine Barrens. If you look on a map, you can find them by looking for Vineland, NJ, then just zoom out and scroll around.

And the devil does totally exist. If you ever visit Jersey, I'll happily take you out on a Weird NJ sight seeing tour.

Morris County is more likely to have ghosts of slain red coats and continental army deserters haunting around.


Aggh, nobody gets me. I know Morris County isn't the area of N.J. which predominantly has devil sightings. It was more of a lame attempt at making fun of the state in general...but hey, it's my bad for not clarifying. I guess it would be like trying to make a joke about Bigfoot if the poster was from Beverly Hills.
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I once enjoyed a cigarette with the Jersey Devil. pretty cool guy
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Yeah well I went on a date with his sister. Her name is Eunice.

Top that!
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I'm his dad. I hope you treated Eunice right.
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Re: Green Lights in the Sky over NJ

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I topped all of you an hour ago when I kidnapped Eunice.
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That is not treating Eunice right.

I was a complete gentleman. When I picked her up, I held the car door for her, and even made sure her pointy devil tail was safely tucked inside the vehicle before shutting the door.

Also, I returned her safely to her home before curfew, so um, I win.
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Japs wrote:I topped all of you an hour ago when I kidnapped Eunice.


Lies! Eunice is far to malevolent to be kidnapped.
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GabonX wrote:http://www.wbaltv.com/news/19044505/detail.html
http://hamptonroads.com/2009/03/streaki ... long-coast


Great post man.
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GabonX wrote:http://www.wbaltv.com/news/19044505/detail.html
http://hamptonroads.com/2009/03/streaki ... long-coast


AHH VINDICATION
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