Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

[Renwold]

Granted, therefore in order to understand what your cat is saying your ears must become cats ears.

I wish i was even better at playing guitar

[LED ZEPPELINER]

wish granted, but everybody in the world forgets how to make them and all of the other ones left are burnt

I wish i was awesome

[Martin Ronne]

Granted, you are now awesomely boring.



I wish I had a root beer tight now.

[jonesthecurl]

Granted, but it's Mandrake Root Beer and you die.


I wish I hadn't killed Martin.

[Martin Ronne]

Unfortunately, dead as I am, I can not grant your wish.




I wish I could have granted his wish.

[LED ZEPPELINER]

you can grant his wish from the grave, but then you will constantly die for ever

i wish that this thread didn't exist

[jonesthecurl]

Granted, but then you didn't make that wish so it's back.

My head is spinning.
I wish my head wasn't spinning.

[LED ZEPPELINER]

wish granted by chopping off your head and stuffing it in a bag, which i later feed to sharks

I wish there was a player named Mr. Maps

[Martin Ronne]

Granted, one week later you are busted for being a multi.




I wish I could pee on the grave of Oliver Messien.

[LED ZEPPELINER]

wish granted, but it was all in a dream

i wish that i could think of a wish, and somebody wouldn't be able to grant it in a corrupt, or evil fasion

[Martin Ronne]

Granted, you thought of a wish and it was granted in a corrupt AND evil fashion!






I wish I wasn't so repulsing.

[LED ZEPPELINER]

your wish is granted, but you forget what repulsing means

[jonesthecurl]

granted.
i wish

[chica999216]

granted, but you future wishing will go against all of you wishes

i wish that my wish wouldnt have a string attached to it

[jonesthecurl]

granted but it's a yo-yo.

I wish this thread didn't exist.

[Martin Ronne]

Just a side note: It would be so funny if a mod PMed you saying granted, and then deleted this thread.

[xelabale]

Granted but then I started 10 new ones. I LOVE SPAM

[apey]

I grant you a wish (since you didn't wish for one)
I wish that I was not so bored

[Martin Ronne]

I grant you a wish (since you didn't wish for one)
I wish that I was not so bored

Granted, instead your stuck with me all night long and I annoy you with my endless plethora of puns.



I wish more people laughed at my puns.

[apey]

Granted but it isn't because they are funny


I wish I didn't feel so stuck with you

[xelabale]

Granted but you end up stuck in the middle with him instead.

İ wish İ could fly,
Right up to the sky,
but İ can't

[sailorseal]

Granted but you end up stuck in the middle with him instead.

İ wish İ could fly,
Right up to the sky,
but İ can't

Granted but you can't stop

I wish I wasn't bored

[Martin Ronne]

Granted but you can't stop

I wish I wasn't bored

I grant you a wish (since you didn't wish for one)
I wish that I was not so bored

Granted, instead your stuck with me all night long and I annoy you with my endless plethora of puns.



I wish more people laughed at my puns.

Must i repeat myself?

[jonesthecurl]

Yes, but you're a parrot now.

I wish you weren't so repetetive.
ANd that APey wasn't stuck with a parrot.

[strike wolf]

Wish granted but now Apey's been cast off into a distant isolated part of Antartica.

I wish I could save Apey from the cold.