oh my lord.. my almighty king.. (grovel grovel)
(bowing and kissing thy scented feet)
tis all the dice's fault! the gods did not favour me last week. i think it was their jealousy of my eternal devotion to you, my highness.
but, alas, my lord, i may not be able to serve you this coming week, as I may not have daily access to the internet. i know this is not an excuse my lord, but ^%$#@%# gods are playing its games on me. hence, if my lord sees fit not to wait for my return,i humbly give my place to one less deserving than your humble servant.
your bumbling but stubornly-devoted servant
klut2z
Your second assignments have been handed out to all spots except one, in 2 hours time if the remaining two users who failed my first test do not post a worthy reason why they failed me they will be eliminated from contention of the 2nd round and I will select another.
you have 48 hours to join.
Complete your mission, its kill or be killed time.
If you die or don't complete the objective of killing your target then better luck next time.
Game: 4569384
Target: Ahote
Excuse: I am sorry Boss, I have failed thee. I had a great thing going, I had Central Scotland locked and was closing in on destroying my mark; however, a, what I had assumed to be, minor setback with my family caused me to miss a turn, that minor missed turn turned into a huge one and became my inevitable downfall. Rickster went on a killing spree, cutting at my ankles eventually dealing me a near lethal blow, stranding me on the Orkney Islands and forcing me to go into hiding or hand Rickster the game. Ahote made a smart play in warning me that Rickster was close and sending him on a wild goose chase while I regained strength but my trust in Ahote gave him the game. I'm sorry Boss, I will keep my head straight next time if given the chance, family is important but I need the job to support that family, I won't let them get in the way again. My future is in your hands. Thank you for the opportunity to do business with you.
Personal Best: 2344
Winner of: Championship Series: Arms Race Redemption Pt. 1 Doubles Champion Initech XXV: Olympic Games w/Gilligan
The last player that is welcome back is Night Strike. It was close between you and Soldier4Christ & I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt cause of the drop and target you obtained had the bonus across the map. It ranked out ahead for you on my ranking just barley.
Make good use of your second chance, cause no excuse will save you now.
1. Chips --------------------1 win---------------(holds tie breaker over bonus_mop)
2. Sun Tzup ----------------0 win---------------(Tie Breaker 0)
2. Night Strike ------------0 win---------------(Tie Breaker 0)
4. bonus_mop -------------1 loss--------------(loses tie breaker with Chips)
1. Sun Tzup ----------------2 win--------(holds tie breaker over Chips)
2. Chips --------------------2 win--------(holds tie breaker over Night Strike)
3. Night Strike ------------1 win--------(Tie Breaker 0)
4. bonus_mop -------------3 loss------- (Eliminated for contention)
If Sun Tzup wins it will give him 3 wins and he will be My Hired Gun
If Night Strike wins it will give him 2 wins and force Sun Tzup, Chips & Night Strike in a 3 way tie where they will play a 3 player Assassin game with the same settings as the last round to determine the victor and be named My Hired Gun
1. Sun Tzup ----------------3 win--------(holds tie breaker over Chips)
2. Chips --------------------2 win--------(holds tie breaker over Night Strike)
3. Night Strike ------------1 win--------(Tie Breaker 0)
4. bonus_mop -------------3 loss------- (Eliminated for contention)