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Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:53 pm

They took his pie away (4)

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:58 pm

How I hate seeing grown men cry. [5]

When eating a vindaloo curry, [1]

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:58 pm

Get to the bathroom in a hurry (2)

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:00 pm

When the rumble begins [3]

kclborat · Post by **kclborat** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:27 pm

I blush at the grins (4)

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:36 pm

When eating a vindaloo curry, [1]
Get to the bathroom in a hurry (2)
When the rumble begins [3]
I blush at the grins (4)

Before expelling gallons of slurry. [5]

The captain was heard to proclaim [1]

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:45 pm

All ships are the same!

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:47 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:All ships are the same!

You're 3 syllables short there, man.

happysadfun · Post by **happysadfun** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:59 pm

He'd a pegleg because he was lame (2)

kclborat · Post by **kclborat** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:02 pm

He stumped all around (3)

hawkeye · Post by **hawkeye** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:26 pm

Then he fell down(4)

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:38 am

And looked for someone to blame (5)

Three priests walked into a bar (1)

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:15 am

but they did not get very far (2(

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:16 am

because i shot them in the head (3)

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:18 am

bang bang they are all dead (4)

kclborat · Post by **kclborat** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:30 am

And then i threw their bodies into the tar. (5)

One day as I sat on the potty (1)

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:31 am

I began to feel a bit naughty. (2)

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:36 pm

With a catapult in hand [3]

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:38 pm

Unsure where it would land (4)

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:36 pm

I aimed and shot at Bill Oddie [5]

After drinking ten pints of beer [1]

Lord Canti · Post by **Lord Canti** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:47 am

After drinking ten pints of beer [1]

my truck became quite hard to steer (2)

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:52 am

I saw a skunk in the road (3)

Lord Canti · Post by **Lord Canti** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:59 am

or was it a toad?

HoustonNutt · Post by **HoustonNutt** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 1:03 am

Turns out, it was just a queer deer

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:02 am

The trouble with snorting cocaine, [1]