Logic dictates that there is a God!

[Neoteny]

Sure, but how do you know if you haven't been there? I'm pretty sure the Eiffel Tower doesn't exist.

[jay_a2j]

Sure, but how do you know if you haven't been there? I'm pretty sure the Eiffel Tower doesn't exist.

Been there, wasn't impressed.

[Snorri1234]

Sure, but how do you know if you haven't been there? I'm pretty sure the Eiffel Tower doesn't exist.

Been there, wasn't impressed.

Really?

I mean, it's pretty ugly but the view is extraordinary and the fact that it's so old is quite impressive. You're from New York though, big huge bighuge things aren't that much of a deal for you guys.

[jay_a2j]

Sure, but how do you know if you haven't been there? I'm pretty sure the Eiffel Tower doesn't exist.

Been there, wasn't impressed.

Really?

I mean, it's pretty ugly but the view is extraordinary and the fact that it's so old is quite impressive. You're from New York though, big huge bighuge things aren't that much of a deal for you guys.

I liked the Tower of Pisa better. Might have something to do with the rudeness of the people in Paris.

[Skittles!]

I liked the Tower of Pisa better. Might have something to do with the rudeness of the people in Paris.

I seem to have to agree, however I didn't go to Pisa, only the Eiffel Tower. I was impressed - probably because we went there at night. :]

I got laughed at by a couple of females in the bakery, cause I only spoke English.

[Snorri1234]

I liked the Tower of Pisa better. Might have something to do with the rudeness of the people in Paris.

I seem to have to agree, however I didn't go to Pisa, only the Eiffel Tower. I was impressed - probably because we went there at night. :]

I got laughed at by a couple of females in the bakery, cause I only spoke English.

Yeah but the french are horrible bastards. They do acknowledge you when you try to speak french though. They can guess when you're making an effort, if you don't make one they'll treat you with disdain.

[neanderpaul14]

I liked the Tower of Pisa better. Might have something to do with the rudeness of the people in Paris.

I seem to have to agree, however I didn't go to Pisa, only the Eiffel Tower. I was impressed - probably because we went there at night. :]

I got laughed at by a couple of females in the bakery, cause I only spoke English.

Yeah but the french are horrible bastards. They do acknowledge you when you try to speak french though. They can guess when you're making an effort, if you don't make one they'll treat you with disdain.

But if they think your German they will surrender instantly.

[Juan_Bottom]

Yeah but the french are horrible bastards. They do acknowledge you when you try to speak french though. They can guess when you're making an effort, if you don't make one they'll treat you with disdain.

The same can be said of people speaking Spanish over here. Thanks for painting the shed, now GTFO.

But if they think your German they will surrender instantly.

Only if they get past the impenatrable wall.

[Snorri1234]

Yeah but the french are horrible bastards. They do acknowledge you when you try to speak french though. They can guess when you're making an effort, if you don't make one they'll treat you with disdain.

The same can be said of people speaking Spanish over here. Thanks for painting the shed, now GTFO.

As I was typing that I actually thought about how Americans think about the same thing. I think you hate the reason you hate the french and they hate you is because you're so much alike.

[Juan_Bottom]

Yeah but the french are horrible bastards. They do acknowledge you when you try to speak french though. They can guess when you're making an effort, if you don't make one they'll treat you with disdain.

The same can be said of people speaking Spanish over here. Thanks for painting the shed, now GTFO.

As I was typing that I actually thought about how Americans think about the same thing. I think you hate the reason you hate the french and they hate you is because you're so much alike.

My name is Juan, I don't hate the Hispanics or Latinos. But those damned Frenchies.... you're either with us or against us... and we WILL NOT tolerate any country sympathizing with terrorists.


Besides, the Dutch are all a bunch of Muslim-hating stoners.

[Frigidus]

Yeah but the french are horrible bastards. They do acknowledge you when you try to speak french though. They can guess when you're making an effort, if you don't make one they'll treat you with disdain.

The same can be said of people speaking Spanish over here. Thanks for painting the shed, now GTFO.

As I was typing that I actually thought about how Americans think about the same thing. I think you hate the reason you hate the french and they hate you is because you're so much alike.

OK, sure, but English is better.

[neanderpaul14]

But if they think your German they will surrender instantly.

Only if they get past the impenatrable wall.

But is the wall long enough??

[Juan_Bottom]

But if they think your German they will surrender instantly.

Only if they get past the impenatrable wall.

But is the wall long enough??

Dude it's Huge! We're talking like 40 miles long and 20 wide or something. But don't worry, to the north of it is a big forest and a couple of small countries with little or no military. France is the safe zone.

[neanderpaul14]

But if they think your German they will surrender instantly.

Only if they get past the impenatrable wall.

But is the wall long enough??

Dude it's Huge! We're talking like 40 miles long and 20 wide or something. But don't worry, to the north of it is a big forest and a couple of small countries with little or no military. France is the safe zone.

Wow that sounds perfectly safe, I mean everyone knows you can't send armored divisions through a forest.

[pimpdave]

Logic dictates that you will kneel before Zod!

[xelabale]

Look it's simple. God is a fact. Thus, the proof of God is that God is a fact. If there was no God it wouldn't be a fact, but in fact God is a fact. If God wasn't a fact, it wouldn't be a fact, but that's not factual. When you factor in the fact that Jesus was in fact God's son there's yet more facts to factor in. If you want and it doesn't infract the rules I'll fax the facts to you.

Thus have I proved that God exists and ye who doubt might be smited in spite of their might. Good night.

Wow can't argue with that. Hey xela ever heard the saying: "It is better to remain silent and be thought the fool, than to open one's mouth (or begin typing in your case) and remove all doubt"?

I think xela was parodying KLOBBER in that post, paul.

I was.

And thanks MeDeFe

The Eiffel tower definitely exists. Haven't you been to Las Vegas?

[jonesthecurl]

Look it's simple. God is a fact. Thus, the proof of God is that God is a fact. If there was no God it wouldn't be a fact, but in fact God is a fact. If God wasn't a fact, it wouldn't be a fact, but that's not factual. When you factor in the fact that Jesus was in fact God's son there's yet more facts to factor in. If you want and it doesn't infract the rules I'll fax the facts to you.

Thus have I proved that God exists and ye who doubt might be smited in spite of their might. Good night.

Wow can't argue with that. Hey xela ever heard the saying: "It is better to remain silent and be thought the fool, than to open one's mouth (or begin typing in your case) and remove all doubt"?

I think xela was parodying KLOBBER in that post, paul.

I was.

And thanks MeDeFe

The Eiffel tower definitely exists. Haven't you been to Las Vegas?

Or Blackpool?

[neanderpaul14]

Look it's simple. God is a fact. Thus, the proof of God is that God is a fact. If there was no God it wouldn't be a fact, but in fact God is a fact. If God wasn't a fact, it wouldn't be a fact, but that's not factual. When you factor in the fact that Jesus was in fact God's son there's yet more facts to factor in. If you want and it doesn't infract the rules I'll fax the facts to you.

Thus have I proved that God exists and ye who doubt might be smited in spite of their might. Good night.

Wow can't argue with that. Hey xela ever heard the saying: "It is better to remain silent and be thought the fool, than to open one's mouth (or begin typing in your case) and remove all doubt"?

I think xela was parodying KLOBBER in that post, paul.

I was.

And thanks MeDeFe

The Eiffel tower definitely exists. Haven't you been to Las Vegas?

Wow Vegas bought the Eiffel tower cool. Didn't some guy in Arizona buy London Bridge??

[jonesthecurl]

Look it's simple. God is a fact. Thus, the proof of God is that God is a fact. If there was no God it wouldn't be a fact, but in fact God is a fact. If God wasn't a fact, it wouldn't be a fact, but that's not factual. When you factor in the fact that Jesus was in fact God's son there's yet more facts to factor in. If you want and it doesn't infract the rules I'll fax the facts to you.

Thus have I proved that God exists and ye who doubt might be smited in spite of their might. Good night.

Wow can't argue with that. Hey xela ever heard the saying: "It is better to remain silent and be thought the fool, than to open one's mouth (or begin typing in your case) and remove all doubt"?

I think xela was parodying KLOBBER in that post, paul.

I was.

And thanks MeDeFe

The Eiffel tower definitely exists. Haven't you been to Las Vegas?

Wow Vegas bought the Eiffel tower cool. Didn't some guy in Arizona buy London Bridge??

The tour guides always tell you that he thought he was buying Tower Bridge. I don't know if its true. Tower Bridge is the interesting one - London Bridge was very dull.

[neanderpaul14]

Wow Vegas bought the Eiffel tower cool. Didn't some guy in Arizona buy London Bridge??

The tour guides always tell you that he thought he was buying Tower Bridge. I don't know if its true. Tower Bridge is the interesting one - London Bridge was very dull.

Yeah that is true he thought he was buying the nice one. He was probably just happy that he really did get a bridge when he bought one.

[xelabale]

Stories like that make me think there must be a God

[morph]

ill just leave these here...

[neanderpaul14]

ill just leave these here...

[jay_a2j]

[Neoteny]

That sounds like Christianity to me.