Swine flu

[Timminz]

I've had it. It's not so bad.

Only killed me twice.

[pimpdave]

when you starbucks-drinking assholes stop fucking pigs

Almo, just reminding you that CC has taken down Flame Wars and does not permit flaming in threads. I will never report you, but I just wanted to give you the heads up.

thegreekdog, just reminding you that CC has abolished the Safety Patrol and would like to have it's sash back. I will never report you, but I just wanted to let you know you look silly wearing it.

[thetheo]

Its dead, and yes maybe its affecting 100,000 people, but malaria kills more, affects mor, and i have 2 types of parasites in my stomach rite now. So what about swine flu???
who cares. loooow death rate.
V-A-C-C-I-N-A-T-I-O-N

that's now, just wait a few more months, there's already 4 cases in my country.

[Woodruff]

What if you don't do what you gotta do?

You go out and have cake.

Let them eat cake!

[xelabale]

I was gonna get up this morning, then I thought:

Nukes in NK,
Swine flu everywhere,
My government is an oppressive totalitarian regime,
Global warming will make millions wet and hot,

I could have coped with all that but then I started pondering the meaning of 0.999... and decided to count the number of 9s in it.

Does anyone have an IV drip?

[jonesthecurl]

No but I gotta 3.999recurring drip.

[xelabale]

Come on, they never even had zero!