Guantanamo prisoners to be moved to MONTANA

[bedub1]

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/art ... gD98G3NKO3

well...maybe

"One of the jail's neighbors, Bill Eshleman — a 72-year-old retired postal worker who said he keeps his .30-06 hunting rifle loaded and ready — said the detainees would invite trouble, and he would rather see them sent back where they came from.

But he joked that his rifle was "very accurate," and backed up the claim by pointing to a pronghorn antelope head propped along his fenceline, a trophy from last hunting season."

"Montanans as Second Amendment-loving gun owners"

"jail's well-armed neighbors would constitute an "unofficial redneck patrol."

I think they should transfer them there, then let them "secretly" escape, and then be hunted by the montanians. Then we wouldn't have to worry about what to do with them anymore. Think of it. "America: f*ck with us and we'll hunt you like pronghorn antelope"

[Shivas]

Instead of waterboarding, they could snowboard

[bedub1]

Instead of waterboarding, they could snowboard

A cowboy from Montana and a cowboy from California are on a sheep drive. They have been out for weeks and have been pulling sheep out of the mud and working really hard. Eventually they come across a sheep with her head stuck in the fence.

They are both very lonely, so the cowboy from Montana says "I'm first!" and he drops his pants and mounts the sheep. When he is finished, he steps back, looks at the California cowboy, and says "You're next".

The California cowboy drops his pants and sticks his head in the fence.

[AAFitz]

The guy from "The Hunt For Red October" would be jealous.

[b.k. barunt]

Sean Connery?


Honibaz

[pimpdave]

The cook did it.