what kind of a question is that? i will not honor it with a question. anyways, a recap on the yes and no's:
1) it is not alive.
2) it is not made of metal
3) it is not made of wood
4) it has never been alive
5) yes, it is solid.
6) it is not edible.
7) it is not a metamorphic rock.

it is not plastic.
9) it is not an eletrical piece of equipment.
10) it is not some sort of spoon.
11) yes, your girlfriend would smack you if you gave it to her as a birthday present.
12) it is not an article of clothing.
13) it is not made of fabric.
14) it will melt under heat.
15) yes, it is commonly found in houses.
16) yes, it does have a primary color.