Michael Jackson dead

[Beko the Great]

The world is now safer for children I guess

[sam_levi_11]

The world is now safer for children I guess

But a LOT less fun

[MeDeFe]

The world is now safer for children I guess

But a LOT less fun

Yeah, it takes a monster under the bed at night to appreciate the light of day, or something...

But I seriously hope he rest in peace, I wouldn't put it past him to dig his way out of the grave and attack people to get at their brains.

[AAFitz]

The remake isnt as good.

Your butt is fine
Gonna take you right
Just show your age
and if its not too high
Im telling you
On how ill feel
Gonna jump behind
just take this pill
Come on me
Come on me
Lay it on me all right...

Im giving you
at the age of three
just show your stuff
and let it be . . .
Im telling you
Just use your mouth
you know thegame
im headin south

Well they say the skys the limit
And to me thats really true
But my boy you have seen nothing
Just wait til I get through . . .

Because Im dead, Im dead-come on
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know Im dead, Im dead-you know it
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know Im bad, Im bad-come on, you know
(dead dead-really, really dead)
And the whole world has to answer right now
Just to tell you once again,
Whos dead . . .

The word is out
Im doin wrong
Gonna lock you up
Before too long,
Your pretty eyes
Gonna take you right
So listen up
Dont make a fight,
My talk is cheap
Youre not a man
Youre throwin stones
With your little hands

But they say the skys the limit
And to me thats really true
And my friends you have seen nothin
since youre barely old enough to pooh

Because Im dead, Im dead-come on
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know Im bad, Im bad-you know it
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know Im dead, Im bad-you know it, you know
(dead dead-really, really dead)
And the whole world has to answer right now
(and the whole world has to answer right now)
Just to tell you once again,
(just to tell you once again)
Whos dead . . .

We can hold hands tomorrow
I can hold your face
If you dont like what Im sayin
better leave this place . . .

Because Im dead, Im bad-come on
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know Im bad, Im bad-you know it
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know Im bad, Im bad-you know it, you know
(dead dead-really, really dead)

Woo! woo! woo!
(and the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again . . .)

You know Im dead, Im dead-come on me
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know Im bad, Im dead-you know it-you know it
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know, you know, you
Know, come on
(dead dead-really, really dead)
And the whole world has to
Answer right now
(and the whole world has to
Answer right now)
Just to tell you
(just to tell you once again)

Youre so smooth, Im dead, you know it
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know Im dead, Im dead baby
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know, you know, you
Know it, come on me
(dead dead-really, really dead)
And the whole world has to
Answer right now
(and the whole world has to
Answer right now)
Woo!
(just to tell you once again)

You know Im dead, Im dead-you know it
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know Im dead-you know-hoo!
(dead dead-really, really bad)
You know Im dead-Im dead-you know it, you know
(dead dead-really, really dead)
And the whole world has to answer right now
(and the whole world has to answer right now)
Just to tell you once again . . .
(just to tell you once again . . .)
Whos dead?

[pimpdave]

[happy2seeyou]

Do to the fact that Michael Jackson was 99% plastic, he will be melted down into Lego blocks so little kids can play with HIM for a change.

[Pedronicus]

I'm very sad, his music was great. When I was younger, he touched me in so many special ways.

[jiminski]

[DAZMCFC]

i heard his ghost was seen in the childrens ward of the hospital. a spokesman said that wacko was still trying to put the willies up the kids.

[Pedronicus]

Whats the difference between Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson?


















Fergie will be playing Giggs in August

[DAZMCFC]

reports are coming out that he died when he fell over a babies pram. the baby is fine and a police spokesman said "don't blame it on the buggy".

[Genghis Khant]

[Lord and Master]

Just heard the cops are after his personal dr who lived with him. Looking into something about a morphine overdose before he died. Not joking, this'll fuel plenty of conspiracy theories in the 3 weeks needed to get the toxology report back

[Neoteny]

I've been assuming some sort of drugs or foul play on this one. "Cardiac arrest" is way too suspicious.

[BoganGod]

The funeral details have just been released, as he was 90% plastic his body will be melted down and made into lego bricks. So the little kids can turn the tables and play with him for a change.......

[Genghis Khant]

What's the difference between Janet Jackson & the English cricket team?










Janet Jackson will be bringing home the ashes this summer

[pmchugh]

family friend said he abused pain killers, bbc news.

[soka]

a true icon of the world

[Martin Ronne]

a true icon of the world

Oh come on, the world doesn't suck that bad. Oh, wait, I was thinking of Mars.

[Prankcall]

I'll sleep a bit more soundly tonight knowing there's one less pedophile prowling the streets. Sympathy = Zero

This is a bit outlandish to say.It was never proven in a court of law!!!People are hated and targeted when you have lots of money or a means to improve their lives.This guy was a great humanitarian and constantly helping one cause or another,alot more than any of us have done for our species.

[MeDeFe]

I'll sleep a bit more soundly tonight knowing there's one less pedophile prowling the streets. Sympathy = Zero

This is a bit outlandish to say.It was never proven in a court of law!!!People are hated and targeted when you have lots of money or a means to improve their lives.This guy was a great humanitarian and constantly helping one cause or another,alot more than any of us have done for our species.

Every time the question came up in a court there was a settlement and the case was dropped, if I recall correctly.

[Prankcall]

As a parent there is no amount of money in this world that could keep me from protecting my child.I'm not going to argue the semantics here,the guy is gone and dead and nothing but what he has done with his life and those he affected will remain,like I said alot more than any of us have done.

[MeDeFe]

As a parent there is no amount of money in this world that could keep me from protecting my child.I'm not going to argue the semantics here,the guy is gone and dead and nothing but what he has done with his life and those he affected will remain,like I said alot more than any of us have done.

So you're offered 10M$, your kid never has to see MJ again, and all you have to do is drop all accusations, you don't even have to say you're wrong, just that it need not be pursued any longer. You could get your kids one hell of a good education and a really good start in life with that money. Inappropriately touched or not.

[oVo]

Every time the question came up in a court there was a settlement and the case was dropped, if I recall correctly.

Jackson was taken to court once and found innocent. A civil suit was filed by the same person
which was settled out of court instead of enduring a second trial.

MJ was certainly an eccentric of questionable taste whose every move was under constant scrutiny
and in the court of public opinion was obviously found guilty by many.

[King_Herpes]

Oh come on people. The guy had a fucking amusement park in his backyard! He constantly had sleepovers with small groups of children and this is no exaggeration. Who in their correct frame of mind would think that this is acceptable? I mean who the f*ck was he behind closed doors for these kids, Mary fucking Poppins?!