You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

[Timminz]

When you're pissed off someone starts a different thread instead of bumping your exact one.

Mods could you merge the old one and this one?

edit: http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=16087&p=355494&hilit=+conquer+club+too+much#p355494 here is the old one

Welcome back Grimlock. Nice avatar.

[lt.pie]

When you look at random objects and think of how you could make them into a map.

toaster...

vace cooper already tried that, and was thrown out of the foundry... fyi...-0

Hilarious !

[a.sub]

When you look at random objects and think of how you could make them into a map.

toaster...

vace cooper already tried that, and was thrown out of the foundry... fyi...-0

Hilarious !

shoe

[jonka]

you try to get in line behind weaklings in case they mess up.

[clapper011]

merging new thread with this!

[owenshooter]

merging new thread with this!

obsessed with CC and playing too much CC are wholly different things... and to stay on topic, you aren't shocked when a new thread is merged with a dead thread from '07 after one complaint from the OP of the first dead thread...-0

[lord voldemort]

when you quit and come back 9 months later...

[DreadCat]

You know you're obsessed with conquer club when you spend a hundred bucks to buy internet time while you're on vacation! Can't miss a turn, right?

[a.sub]

when you dont understand why pages wont load
only to realize you are pressing R

[Georgerx7di]

merging new thread with this!

obsessed with CC and playing too much CC are wholly different things... and to stay on topic, you aren't shocked when a new thread is merged with a dead thread from '07 after one complaint from the OP of the first dead thread...-0

When you actually are upset about threads being merged, and you have to think about whether its the right thing for the site. (Yes, for a moment it was a bit upsetting, but i guess im ok with it now).

When its 2:22 am and you are again posting in this thread, hoping that when your done you'll have a turn or a pm, or some reason not to log off.

[DreadCat]

you're driving in freeway traffic and you think "If I get good dice I can destroy the car ahead of me and move up"...

[saraith]

When a senior officer gives you an order you don't like, and you think, "It's OK, just 293 more points, and I'll outrank him."

[Skittles!]

when you quit and come back 9 months later...

You know you wanted to.

[AndyDufresne]

...When you first hear of Breaking News being reported in the Off Topics forum, and then switch to a news outlet for further coverage.


--Andy

[owenshooter]

when you walk into your friends office which is across town, and he greets you with a 20 minute story of his latest CC victories... all the while, he looks like a big 6'2" bunny rabbit with pink eyes, and he somehow found his CC endeavours more important than, "oh yeah, i got pink eye working in the garden with fertilizer this weekend."-0

[saraith]

...When you first hear of Breaking News being reported in the Off Topics forum, and then switch to a news outlet for further coverage.


--Andy

Conquer Club...

Where more people get their news...

than should.

[oVo]

you can name all the avatars in this Poll instantly, without even giving it a second thought.

[saraith]

When you're woken up at 5am by a severe anxiety attack because you didn't get a chance to take your turn in one of your games last night, only to find out that it still had 13 hours to go. True story, it happened to me this morning.

you can name all the avatars in this Poll instantly, without even giving it a second thought.

I also got them all

[targetman377]

when you find out billy mays dis from cc before Aol and yahoo are reporting it!!!!!

[L M S]

When you are surprised no one had started a Billy Mays thread when you logged on this morning, felt a twinge of responsibility to do so...... and promptly did so.

[Georgerx7di]

When you have other important things going on in your life, yet you feel the need to join 2 or 3 terminator games a day, and find opponents for your 7 dubs games you have setup. When you can't turn down an invitation to a game because its from a friend. And once again its 2:45 in the fucking morning, LEAVE ME ALONE CC, I'M BUSY, ISN'T 50 ACTIVE GAMES ENOUGH TO SATISFY YOU. And of course I don't even have a turn, so rather than go to bed, im screwing around in the forums till i get a turn.

One more. When you have no turns to take, and yet you still carry your laptop outside as if you were in a speed game

[AndyDufresne]

...when on Monday mornings visiting the website ranks somewhere between waking and showering and breakfest.


--Andy

[owenshooter]

when making a hotel reservation for jbrettlip, i was asked if i had his CC info... "jbrettlip, major, 100 percent of turns taken..."-0

[xbriannova]

Hey guys, I'm sure you know what this is XD XD XD. I'll start first. Without further ado...

You know you played too much Conquer Club when...

1)You were shocked how actual wars were fought.

2)You move a step every hour.

3)You start donning the uniform of a general whenever you play this game.

4)You start having a wardrobe of different military uniforms for different maps XD (WW2, Modern, Feudal XD).

5)You start forgetting what a navy or an air force is.

6)You decided to sue Hasbro for copying Conquer Club.

7)You were horrified at how many soldiers every country have in real-life. OMG China has 3 MILLION!!! WE'LL DIE OMG OMG

8 )You were surprised how slow territories were taken in real wars.

[Timminz]

When you know that this is AT LEAST the 3rd different version of the very same thread.