For a long time I wondered why anyone would want to raise one of these little cretins, I figured the human race must survive by accidents.
So I've been with my 7 year old cousin the past few days and I realized why. Having a little kid around gives you an excuse to do all the things you're normally not allowed to do anymore, like building block towers, playing with legos, etc.
Block towers really are amazing, you can get hours of entertainment with a few wooden blocks.
stoutdude04 wrote:I am a 24 year old teacher...and during the summer I teach(babysit) 16-18 five to twelve year olds. I love every minute of it.
You sir (or maam) are a glutton for punishment. <grin>
And you have way more energy than I, I suspect.
...I prefer a man who will burn the flag and then wrap himself in the Constitution to a man who will burn the Constitution and then wrap himself in the flag.
Kids rock! Though there is an important point to ponder, someone elses kids are much better, I love my niece and nephew, as I can have heaps of fun with them, fill them full of sugar, wind them up by running around the beach chasing seagulls, build cubby houses, etc. Then I can hand them back to my sister
john9blue wrote:Kids are so non-judgmental, it's awesome.
Having been dealing with teenagers at the high school level for some time, I find this statement utterly hilarious.
...I prefer a man who will burn the flag and then wrap himself in the Constitution to a man who will burn the Constitution and then wrap himself in the flag.
Simon Viavant wrote: Having a little kid around gives you an excuse to do all the things you're normally not allowed to do anymore, like building block towers, playing with legos, etc.
Don't forget watching Veggie Tales and the Disney Channel.
The right answer to the wrong question is still the wrong answer to the real question.
Anti-kid people are funny....I love asking them how their parents felt aboot children.....dolts. lol
My kids are the light of my life, and give me ONE truly meaningful goal in life......to raise 2 people that have real shots at long, healthy, happy lives
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
Self-defense. If they weren't they'd get eaten immediately.
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
Simon Viavant wrote:For a long time I wondered why anyone would want to raise one of these little cretins, I figured the human race must survive by accidents.
So I've been with my 7 year old cousin the past few days and I realized why. Having a little kid around gives you an excuse to do all the things you're normally not allowed to do anymore, like building block towers, playing with legos, etc.
Block towers really are amazing, you can get hours of entertainment with a few wooden blocks.
Actually, I liked legos so much I more or less started a business that let me do just about that everyday, but on a different scale.
I'm Spanking Monkey now....err...I mean I'm a Spanking Monkey now...that shoots milk Too much. I know.
Simon Viavant wrote: Having a little kid around gives you an excuse to do all the things you're normally not allowed to do anymore, like building block towers, playing with legos, etc.
Don't forget watching Veggie Tales and the Disney Channel.
That and reading Calvin and Hobbes and playing on the the monkey bars and yadda yadda.
The list could go on a long ways.
Elmo9199 wrote:im a kid myself,
around 9-15 yrs old (U SEE MY MOM WONT LET ME SAY MY AGE)
Given that Armageddon is fast approaching it is important to remember that children are a cheap , convenient and nutricious food source....anybody seen comic
