become a monk of Internetism! no women are accepted due to the fact that this secret society will tear you apart.... and sex is banned in the 50 commandments
the 50 commandments
1:no sex
2:no stealing
3:no pets
4:donations are compusery
5:you must worship every day
6:you must be over 10 years of age
7:no disabled people, mental or physical
8:no fat people
9:you must fast once a year in worship
10:no guests
11:no walking in without taking off shoes
12:we don't supply you with indoor sandals; bring your own
13:no hats on inside
14:no alcohol
15:hats must be over 10 feet tall
16:you must provide all personal details
17:no women
18:you must have B or above in all subjects
19:you must pray
20:you must only worship the internet: no idols, gods or other false gods
21:no prison record
22:the charge for being a clapperist is death
23:the charge for falsehood is death
24:the charge for spying is death
25:a break in fasting will result in being cast out from the brotherhood
26:the charge for any teasing, bitching or violence against a fellow brother is death
27:no ball games inside
28:you must have a seperate room in your house for worship
29:an accent is banned
30:swearing is banned
31:if your name starts with a z, y, q or x you will be killed
32:the charge for acne is death
33:if your name has more than 10 letters you will be killed
34:all your clothes must be purple
35:nobody is allowed to have food or drink at meetings
36:all green clothes will be torched
37:if you are a wizard or warlock you will be torched
38:you must paint your house yellow
39:you must not eat meat
40:no selling or trading to other members in meetings
41:refer to other brothers by their number only
42:all people with black skin are banned
43:kloo klucks klan members are welcome
44:all people with birthmarks are banned
45:you must lose a limb to prove your devotion
46:all people born on fridays are banned
47:if you are somehow related to elvis, you are banned
48:if you are Italian, you are banned
49:if you were born on a farm, you are banned
50:no drug selling
