Bozo wrote:Canada

, thats right we are the hocky playing, beer drinking lumberjacks who hate Americans

Just kidding... don't nuke us
Don't Worry Bozo, we (the US) wouldn't nuke Canada, becuase you are our little brother with healthy oil reserves--and don't worry about getting a military, we'll take care of you as long as the oil keeps coming.
P.S. We promise we won't tell Mom that you're gay, unless you want us to.