the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

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Stupid post 9/11 security wouldn't let me board the plane with it.

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f*ck! I gotta get a hold of Freetymes and have him get his ass here quickly to take care of greengo! He's the only one I know who lives close enough to get here on time.

[2dimes]

I even promised not to take the towel off. They said, "It's just too pointy sir. We simply can't take the chance, you could take an eye out with it."

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Those commies were afraid that the tray in front of you would not be able to come down all the way...

[2dimes]

Well, I'm certainly locked in the upright position. I guess they were concerned with "Throat bleeding." at altitude too.

Good night springdon, there will be no encore.

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I'm out... of lube.

Good night.

[Skittles!]

You can't always get what you want.

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Not much activity in here.

[targetman377]

jackson to me is a great president.the thing he did his best and showed leadership and courapration during the nuafacation crises

Ummm...I think you have a few typoes...

yeah sorry i meant nullification crises and he had good cooperation abilitys.

[targetman377]

I think strike's comment was lost on you.

I am lost anyways.

Not on a deserted island I hope.

With a polar bear?

Yeah and strange smoke monsters that whisper in the trees.

and some how everone on the island has a gun and a strange past.

[sailorc]

So if anybody's interested, here's a picture of me from my Ireland vacation.

Click image to enlarge.

Yeah, that's me. Geekiest looking guy ever, right?
Anyway, I did NOT drink any of that beer, I was just holding onto it for one of my family members, I swear officer.
Fun fact: In Ireland, the drinking age is 18.

Your eyes are red. Your not evil, are you?

[sailorc]

So if anybody's interested, here's a picture of me from my Ireland vacation.

Click image to enlarge.

Yeah, that's me. Geekiest looking guy ever, right?
Anyway, I did NOT drink any of that beer, I was just holding onto it for one of my family members, I swear officer.
Fun fact: In Ireland, the drinking age is 18.

Red eyes...hmm...you aren't the son of darkness are you?

I noticed that, too.

[sailorc]

What information do they have access to that we don't? none. We have the same resources as them.

They wrote those resources. You write in here.

A historian studies something by reading books about it and then they right there own book. We read it but just don't write a book about it.

WRONG fail

I agree.

[sailorc]

JJM, historians are taught to see history in "gray" rather then "black and white" as many historical events had good and bad effects, as well as the people who caused those events. Just like Andrew Jackson. Yes, he did betray his native allies and force them out of their homes and historians do not excuse that, but there is always a flip side to something or someone and Jackson is no exception. He is the reason that the British were driven off for the final time in the War of 1812 (the Battle of New Orleans), and also made it possible for the common man (oh, like you and me and most everyone else) to vote, rather then being limited to white, christian, landowners. Historians see the give AND the take, not just one over the other. Historians make it their life's work to understand history for a reason, so that pseudo historians and alternate historians are not taken seriously by most people.

standing ovation by targetman this is post gets my offiacal seal of approval

If I had a seal of approval, I would give it to this.

[sailorc]

I know what I am talking about. Yes at that time just about everyone had a grudge towards indians but honesty was also considered very important at that time. Much more than it is now.

I'm not getting into an argument with a mental midget. People much more educated than us can not even agree on this so I'm not expecting any different here.

What do historians know that we don't. If they think good of Jackson they sure must not know there facts.

I am studying to become a historian. Historians are some of the smartest people on the planet. Why? Because they need to know a lot about a lot of different things, such as biology, geology, English, culture, math, and science. There are few people on this planet that can hold up a lens and I will call them smart, but a historian is a smart person and their job is to KNOW THE FACTS. Okay, so do not call yourself better then a whole field you know nothing about.

I'f I met a historian who spells like you I'd be a little worried about the information he's telling me.

I'll fix it.

[sailorc]

New page!!

Click image to enlarge.

[sailorc]

Jackson to me is a great president. The thing he did best was show leadership and cooperation during the nuafacation(?) crises

Ummm...I think you have a few typoes...

I'll fix'em.

[targetman377]

JJM, historians are taught to see history in "gray" rather then "black and white" as many historical events had good and bad effects, as well as the people who caused those events. Just like Andrew Jackson. Yes, he did betray his native allies and force them out of their homes and historians do not excuse that, but there is always a flip side to something or someone and Jackson is no exception. He is the reason that the British were driven off for the final time in the War of 1812 (the Battle of New Orleans), and also made it possible for the common man (oh, like you and me and most everyone else) to vote, rather then being limited to white, christian, landowners. Historians see the give AND the take, not just one over the other. Historians make it their life's work to understand history for a reason, so that pseudo historians and alternate historians are not taken seriously by most people.

standing ovation by targetman this is post gets my offiacal seal of approval

If I had a seal of approval, I would give it to this.

well thanks!!!!

[strike wolf]

You can't always get what you want.

But if you try sometimes...

[strike wolf]

jackson to me is a great president.the thing he did his best and showed leadership and courapration during the nuafacation crises

Ummm...I think you have a few typoes...

yeah sorry i meant nullification crises and he had good cooperation abilitys.

Ah ok. That makes a lot more sense.

[strike wolf]

I am lost anyways.

Not on a deserted island I hope.

With a polar bear?

Yeah and strange smoke monsters that whisper in the trees.

and some how everone on the island has a gun and a strange past.

And a guy named Jacob rules over the island.

[AndyDufresne]

mmhm, I like islands with Bananas... **Eats a banana**


--Andy

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Andy!

[targetman377]

You can't always get what you want.

what if you go to burger king???????????

[targetman377]

jackson to me is a great president.the thing he did his best and showed leadership and courapration during the nuafacation crises

Ummm...I think you have a few typoes...

yeah sorry i meant nullification crises and he had good cooperation abilitys.

Ah ok. That makes a lot more sense.

yeah sorry about that