the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[targetman377]

Not on a deserted island I hope.

With a polar bear?

Yeah and strange smoke monsters that whisper in the trees.

and some how everone on the island has a gun and a strange past.

And a guy named Jacob rules over the island.

and he gets killed by a stranger who we do not know yet.

[autoload]

You can't always get what you want.

what if you go to burger king???????????

Nope. Sometimes I want to have sex with the cashier and I don't get what I want.

[AndyDufresne]

You can't always get what you want.

what if you go to burger king???????????

Nope. Sometimes I want to have sex with the cashier and I don't get what I want.

You should've got the manager involved, in more way than one. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

[autoload]

You know Andy, I think I'll try that route next time...

[2dimes]

**eats a banana with throat blood on it**

[autoload]

Sometimes I get a little throat blood on my banana when I insert it too deep.

[targetman377]

You can't always get what you want.

what if you go to burger king???????????

Nope. Sometimes I want to have sex with the cashier and I don't get what I want.

well you could you just have to be more convincing offer a them a whopper and they will be putty in your arms

[autoload]

I have a whopper that I usually offer them. Sometimes they don't like the cheese that's already oozing out though.

[targetman377]

I have a whopper that I usually offer them. Sometimes they don't like the cheese that's already oozing out though.

you should always go with the wight cheese thats nice and hot and sticky

[Lucarilover240]

New Page, so...

[Lucarilover240]

Time for some catch up posting! (cracks knuckles)

[Lucarilover240]

And you're making us hot here. You don't have any swim wear photos from the vacation do you?

Sadly, yes.

[targetman377]

And you're making us hot here. You don't have any swim wear photos from the vacation do you?

Sadly, yes.

wait are you the burger king cashier auto wants to do????? jk ok realax auto!!!!

[Lucarilover240]

Well, this post is a little better to start with...

What''s so much better about it?

One should not ask so many questions with assassins about...

The only assassins here are Strike and Target, and they shouldn't give you too much trouble: Strike is friendly and forgiving, and Target really doesn't know what the hell he's doing.

hey hey!!!! if you think that you will be less prepared for me when BANG your dead comes

And YOU be prepared to find out you were holding the rifle backwards.

[Lucarilover240]

What information do they have access to that we don't? none. We have the same resources as them.

They wrote those resources. You write in here.

A historian studies something by reading books about it and then they right there own book. We read it but just don't write a book about it.

WRONG fail

This post is epic win.

[targetman377]

What information do they have access to that we don't? none. We have the same resources as them.

They wrote those resources. You write in here.

A historian studies something by reading books about it and then they right there own book. We read it but just don't write a book about it.

WRONG fail

This post is epic win.

thanks lurc i knew there was a reason why i liked you!!!!

[Lucarilover240]

So if anybody's interested, here's a picture of me from my Ireland vacation.

Yeah, that's me. Geekiest looking guy ever, right?
Anyway, I did NOT drink any of that beer, I was just holding onto it for one of my family members, I swear officer.
Fun fact: In Ireland, the drinking age is 18.

Red eyes...hmm...you aren't the son of darkness are you?

Nah, just the lord of all evil.

[targetman377]

What''s so much better about it?

One should not ask so many questions with assassins about...

The only assassins here are Strike and Target, and they shouldn't give you too much trouble: Strike is friendly and forgiving, and Target really doesn't know what the hell he's doing.

hey hey!!!! if you think that you will be less prepared for me when BANG your dead comes

And YOU be prepared to find out you were holding the rifle backwards.

its supposed to be that way it acually shoots out backwards and kills the pearson i want to kill in front of me this way they really dont know its coming

[Lucarilover240]

So if anybody's interested, here's a picture of me from my Ireland vacation.

Yeah, that's me. Geekiest looking guy ever, right?
Anyway, I did NOT drink any of that beer, I was just holding onto it for one of my family members, I swear officer.
Fun fact: In Ireland, the drinking age is 18.

Red eyes...hmm...you aren't the son of darkness are you?

His dad is right behind him in the striped green shirt.

WHo ever thought that the two most evil beings in Christianity would look so geeky?

Just to clarify, that isn't my father behind me. He wasn't even in the pub at the time.

[Lucarilover240]

I'm out... of lube.

Good night.

Go raw or go home.

[Lucarilover240]

So if anybody's interested, here's a picture of me from my Ireland vacation.

Click image to enlarge.

Yeah, that's me. Geekiest looking guy ever, right?
Anyway, I did NOT drink any of that beer, I was just holding onto it for one of my family members, I swear officer.
Fun fact: In Ireland, the drinking age is 18.

Your eyes are red. Your not evil, are you?

The lord of all evil, as a matter of fact. The redness is due to the eyebeams.

[Lucarilover240]

New page!!

Click image to enlarge.

Please don't use this as the new page image. Thanks.

[Lucarilover240]

Not on a deserted island I hope.

With a polar bear?

Yeah and strange smoke monsters that whisper in the trees.

and some how everone on the island has a gun and a strange past.

And a guy named Jacob rules over the island.

And he has an army of undead nazi zombies at his beck and call.

[Lucarilover240]

New Page, so...

[targetman377]

With a polar bear?

Yeah and strange smoke monsters that whisper in the trees.

and some how everone on the island has a gun and a strange past.

And a guy named Jacob rules over the island.

And he has an army of undead nazi zombies at his beck and call.

you lost it here sorry but this post FAILS