Moderators: Multi Hunters, Cheating/Abuse Team
Miztheconquerer wrote:Accused:
Handsomewhitecat
The accused are suspected of:
Severe PM Abuse
Other: over the top profanity
Game number(s):
[game]5405043[/game]
Comments:
Artimis wrote:
[spoiler=Game 5405043 Chat Log]2009-08-10 15:40:48 - Mr Changsha: Good luck and have fun all...
2009-08-10 15:47:09 - Handsomewhitecat: hello everyone, hope you throw lots of 1's!
2009-08-10 15:48:22 - Mr Changsha: Hey! Stop exterminating all my 3's!!!!;)
2009-08-10 15:49:21 - kgbpizza: hi all sry for the missed turn--- phone call
2009-08-10 15:49:24 - kgbpizza: wont happen agin
2009-08-10 15:49:27 - kgbpizza: gl
2009-08-10 15:55:16 - Fruitcake: you do all realise that Mr C has a dice and drop software patch don't you.
2009-08-10 15:56:19 - Mr Changsha: yep, that explains the hat...
2009-08-10 15:57:12 - Fruitcake: no...I heard the hat was a gift from a gay friend and you have been seen wearing it in public!
2009-08-10 15:57:14 - Handsomewhitecat: whats that software do?
2009-08-10 15:57:50 - Fruitcake: drop and a 5% advantage in the dice throwing
2009-08-10 15:58:04 - Fruitcake: makes sure you have an advantage in the drop
2009-08-10 15:58:23 - Mr Changsha: oh for the love of god no...
2009-08-10 15:58:26 - Handsomewhitecat: your shittin me? Really?
2009-08-10 15:58:45 - Fruitcake: he is a cheapskate though, I paid Lack $100 for the prima patch
2009-08-10 15:58:53 - kgbpizza: is there really software that does that?
2009-08-10 15:58:57 - Fruitcake: why do you think I am a General?
2009-08-10 15:59:03 - kgbpizza: cuz if so that is pathetic
2009-08-10 15:59:15 - Handsomewhitecat: i agree
2009-08-10 15:59:21 - Mr Changsha: (hits head against desk)
2009-08-10 15:59:24 - Fruitcake: Mr C only paid $50 for his
2009-08-10 15:59:45 - Mr Changsha: (bemoans his choice in friends)
2009-08-10 16:00:09 - Mr Changsha: (fears a gang bang coming his way)
2009-08-10 16:00:58 - Mr Changsha: Fc you freak these chaps out and I'm gonna dive bomb your trips games you see if I don't!!!!!
2009-08-10 16:01:07 - kgbpizza: guess it's time to take red out of this game then fellas so we can play an honest game
2009-08-10 16:01:17 - kgbpizza: lol
2009-08-10 16:01:22 - Mr Changsha: Fruitcake!!!!
2009-08-10 16:01:32 - Mr Changsha: You bastard!!!!
2009-08-10 16:01:37 - Fruitcake: well they gotta know the truth Mr C
2009-08-10 16:01:48 - Mr Changsha: (though it is funny)
2009-08-10 16:01:52 - Handsomewhitecat: i did notice that red got most of a territory at the start yellow, was gonna say how fortunate, but now.....
2009-08-10 16:02:48 - kgbpizza: i know... luck is one thing but this is another
2009-08-10 16:03:08 - Fruitcake: actually guys, I should be honest
2009-08-10 16:03:09 - Mr Changsha: seriously, he is just joking
2009-08-10 16:03:17 - Fruitcake: he doesn't have the $50 patch
2009-08-10 16:03:34 - Fruitcake: he has the $100 patch so you are all pretty much fucked
2009-08-10 16:03:43 - kgbpizza: what he's got the $100 one lol
2009-08-10 16:03:58 - kgbpizza: lol
2009-08-10 16:04:06 - Mr Changsha: (throws himself out of the window)
2009-08-10 16:05:53 - Fruitcake: watch and learn guys, watch and learn...see the master at work....
2009-08-10 16:06:50 - Handsomewhitecat: master or cheat?
2009-08-10 16:07:07 - kgbpizza: cheat from the sounds of it
2009-08-10 16:07:16 - Fruitcake: he's not a cheat...really...just has the right contacts
2009-08-10 16:07:32 - kgbpizza: i just hit the forums and it looks like there are patches people use
2009-08-10 16:07:46 - kgbpizza: it's cheating if it's an add-on that others don't have
2009-08-10 16:07:53 - kgbpizza: and it gives an advantage
2009-08-10 16:08:13 - Fruitcake: they are available...just PM optimus prime and demand your upgrade
2009-08-10 16:08:25 - Fruitcake: he gives them away for nothing to lower ranks
2009-08-10 16:08:47 - Handsomewhitecat: how sad some people are
2009-08-10 16:08:50 - Mr Changsha: Fc you've started a witch hunt now...I may die, but I'll die laughing so that's something.
2009-08-10 16:13:38 - Fruitcake: see how easy those kills were yellow? not a single loss...that's because you didn't have an adjacent territory to Mr C
2009-08-10 16:14:39 - Mr Changsha: oh how very droll...
2009-08-10 16:14:55 - Fruitcake: whilst pink, who does, lost a few along the way there
2009-08-10 16:17:24 - Fruitcake: oh..and lookie lookie...Mr C has a 10 set with a territory owned right on his border...
2009-08-10 16:18:07 - kgbpizza: it helps with all that too?
2009-08-10 16:18:49 - Fruitcake: oh yes...it's an add on for special players. Don't concern yourself they only give it to people who are seriously good players anyway.
2009-08-10 16:20:16 - Fruitcake: as I said...just PM Optimus Prime, he will sort you out a starter patch
2009-08-10 16:20:37 - Handsomewhitecat: why cheat?
2009-08-10 16:21:27 - Mr Changsha: I have to say Fc you are amusingly adding to my strategic considerations here. Moral- Suicides could come from anywhere at this point!
2009-08-10 16:22:00 - Mr Changsha: Also funny that pink and green are obviously quietly enjoying my discomfort
2009-08-10 16:22:25 - Miztheconquerer: hardly
2009-08-10 16:22:33 - Fruitcake: well they have the junior patches anyway
2009-08-10 16:22:34 - Handsomewhitecat: i really am amazed that anyone would be so sad to want to win that much
2009-08-10 16:22:42 - Miztheconquerer: i'm dumbfounded to whether there is any strategy in this game
2009-08-10 16:22:55 - Miztheconquerer: people seem to just be attacking for no reason
2009-08-10 16:22:56 - Fruitcake: blue and yellow are the patsys here...just feel they should know this
2009-08-10 16:24:31 - Handsomewhitecat: patsys? wots that?
2009-08-10 16:25:09 - Fruitcake: means you are the guys who were always going to lose no matter what....sorry, but there it is.
2009-08-10 16:26:37 - Handsomewhitecat: how does that work then, the dice are rigged?
2009-08-10 16:27:33 - Mr Changsha: Well if you follow the logic, if I have this patch then you are all effected negatively as well. Obviously.
2009-08-10 16:27:57 - Mr Changsha: Or maybe there is no patch and Fc is pulling your chains...
2009-08-10 16:28:33 - kgbpizza: pretty sure there is a patch, at least it is discussed in the forums... whether you have the patch is another issue
2009-08-10 16:30:16 - Fruitcake: well I have got to go...my tea will be on the table soon, the serving girls are waiting...so I had better go....good luck to you all. Well done Mr C on another win
2009-08-10 16:30:56 - Mr Changsha: cheerio Fc!!!
2009-08-10 16:32:01 - Mr Changsha: My dice seemed to lack their invulnerability there...
2009-08-10 16:32:27 - manwiththeplan: where can i get this patch??? i pm'd optimus but i'm still waiting for a reply
2009-08-10 16:33:17 - kgbpizza: i don't think anyone is saying they're invulnerable just have an edge to them
2009-08-10 16:35:36 - Mr Changsha: manwitheplan...batman patch = 25 dollars, spiderman = 50 dollars, superman = 75 dollars and captain communist = 100 dollars!!!
2009-08-10 16:37:04 - manwiththeplan: not sure i can afford the captain commie patch. guess i'll go with the spiderman
2009-08-10 16:38:11 - Mr Changsha: not bad, you're men get +1 on dice due to being able to jump REALLY FUCKING FAR
2009-08-10 16:59:12 - Mr Changsha: yellow, why?
2009-08-10 16:59:37 - Mr Changsha: pink is about to go neutral, blue has two bonuses (or is about to) and you suicide into me?
2009-08-10 17:01:11 - Mr Changsha: yellow?
2009-08-10 17:01:35 - kgbpizza: call it a moral suicide, you knew it was coming at some point
2009-08-10 17:02:20 - Mr Changsha: no I thought you realised he was joking.
2009-08-10 17:03:13 - Mr Changsha: the patches you have read about are for BOB (game stats) or Map Rank...there is no dice patch.
2009-08-10 17:06:52 - Mr Changsha: never has been a dice patch. So understand you are sodding up this game if you suicide at me again.
2009-08-10 17:09:13 - Mr Changsha: Actually, it is pretty much sodded up already:(
2009-08-10 17:18:30 - Handsomewhitecat: you sure the dice aint rigged, yu didnt lose 1 troop then
2009-08-10 17:18:58 - Mr Changsha: well I did a few...but yeah I went for broke
2009-08-10 17:20:56 - Mr Changsha: but you were about to win so I had to try...
2009-08-10 17:21:33 - Mr Changsha: you probably still will with that neutral advantage
2009-08-10 17:24:08 - Miztheconquerer: sry red, as you can see i'm not in a position to help
2009-08-10 17:27:42 - Mr Changsha: forting algeria would help...
2009-08-10 17:35:00 - Handsomewhitecat: fuckin el, wots your gameplan green? apart from bein reds bitch
2009-08-10 17:36:44 - Handsomewhitecat: remember i am a patsys? gonna lose anyway
2009-08-10 17:37:08 - Miztheconquerer: ?
2009-08-10 17:37:43 - Handsomewhitecat: ? you sleeping with Mr C?
2009-08-10 17:38:32 - Mr Changsha: he's just hitting the game leader.
2009-08-10 17:39:17 - Handsomewhitecat: no he's playin for you
2009-08-10 17:40:12 - Handsomewhitecat: why aint he gettin himself africa and earning an extra 3?
2009-08-10 17:46:34 - Handsomewhitecat: this is fuckin rigged. 19 v 15 and you lose just 4 troops
2009-08-10 17:47:18 - Handsomewhitecat: gom on green, suck his cock some more
2009-08-10 17:47:52 - Mr Changsha: no just lucky.
2009-08-10 17:47:56 - Miztheconquerer: grow up blue
2009-08-10 17:48:02 - Miztheconquerer: easy on the language
2009-08-10 17:48:16 - Handsomewhitecat: f'uck off
2009-08-10 17:48:56 - Miztheconquerer: you're reported
2009-08-10 17:50:00 - Handsomewhitecat: you reporting ur lover too? he swears in capitals!
2009-08-10 17:55:09 - Miztheconquerer: take him out red, we'll have a nice civilized finish to this
2009-08-10 17:57:18 - Mr Changsha: you first...
2009-08-10 17:58:02 - Handsomewhitecat: finish being that ur gonna bend over and let him have it. Most civilised.
2009-08-10 17:59:05 - Handsomewhitecat: i take that back as have just seen you attack him, clever stuff green
2009-08-10 17:59:12 - Miztheconquerer: blue, you're a retard. you actually thought he had a dice patch, ha! are you 12 years old?
2009-08-10 17:59:51 - Mr Changsha: ok blue go attack green! That's what you do now!
2009-08-10 18:00:06 - Handsomewhitecat: you obviously are if your easily offended by a bit of anglo saxon f'uck words
2009-08-10 18:00:41 - Miztheconquerer: i have some manners
2009-08-10 18:01:34 - Mr Changsha: and blue has two bonuses again...sure you want to fight me right now green?
2009-08-10 18:02:23 - Mr Changsha: blue = 41 green = 24 red = 26
2009-08-10 18:02:40 - Handsomewhitecat: go on take him out green, lets finish this in a polite stiff upper lip manner
2009-08-10 18:03:23 - Miztheconquerer: f'uck you blue. ha, i said a naughty word! man i'm cool
2009-08-10 18:03:30 - Mr Changsha: there was that dice patch working a charm again...
2009-08-10 18:04:44 - Handsomewhitecat: excellent now your down to my level green, your not so bad after all
2009-08-10 18:04:45 - Miztheconquerer: freaking les goddams
2009-08-10 18:08:31 - Mr Changsha: green, the bonus...I kind of need it to fight blue you know...
2009-08-10 18:09:59 - Mr Changsha: though we are hitting the realms of 'too late' rather rapidly
2009-08-10 18:10:05 - Miztheconquerer: no
2009-08-10 18:10:34 - Miztheconquerer: ok, but leave none on that border
2009-08-10 18:10:36 - Mr Changsha: ok, well it'll be over quick then
2009-08-10 18:10:49 - Mr Changsha: done...
2009-08-10 18:11:51 - Handsomewhitecat: oh my god, am the lowest rank here and you gotta team up to get me
2009-08-10 18:12:48 - Handsomewhitecat: thats disgusting
2009-08-10 18:13:05 - Handsomewhitecat: thats worse than gay porn
2009-08-10 18:13:30 - Mr Changsha: frankly after the yellow suicide, the neutral border in W.Europe for you...you should have won this rounds a go.
2009-08-10 18:14:11 - Mr Changsha: ok green, let's go to work.
2009-08-10 18:14:37 - Handsomewhitecat: frankly if i was playing individuals i might have . tosser
2009-08-10 18:15:52 - Handsomewhitecat: come on sweetie lets have a spit roast xxx
2009-08-10 18:16:17 - Mr Changsha: shit dice don't help with the bravado of course!
2009-08-10 18:18:00 - Handsomewhitecat: oh dear the allies werent hard enough
2009-08-10 18:19:45 - Handsomewhitecat: go on then girls try again
2009-08-10 18:26:47 - Handsomewhitecat: in all the games i have played(not that many) never have i seen such disgustin behaviour, am reportin you to the gay police
2009-08-10 18:29:35 - Handsomewhitecat: you should be ashamed of yourselves
2009-08-10 18:29:44 - Miztheconquerer: i am, i won't be able to sleep
2009-08-10 18:31:53 - Handsomewhitecat: Doubt yu will with your arse bleeding so bad
2009-08-10 18:33:17 - Mr Changsha: I think blue has the dice patch
2009-08-10 18:33:26 - Miztheconquerer: get in the fight red
2009-08-10 18:34:15 - Mr Changsha: oh I'm trying...
2009-08-10 18:35:22 - Miztheconquerer: get those armies up from turkey
2009-08-10 18:35:44 - Mr Changsha: I lost a hell of a lot on hungary you know. Fort, loss, fort, loss...
2009-08-10 18:38:56 - Handsomewhitecat: you sad pair of fags
2009-08-10 18:38:59 - Mr Changsha: you've sort of blocked me getting them up to the front...
2009-08-10 18:44:40 - Handsomewhitecat: get them armies back in turkey gay boys
2009-08-10 18:46:30 - Handsomewhitecat: this is gonna go on forever, aint never gonna bend over and be gay raped by you 2
2009-08-10 18:55:03 - frozen_flame: First of all, thanks for the laugh. Also, watching Mr C in real time makes my naughty parts tingle.
2009-08-10 18:55:27 - Handsomewhitecat: see my rating, thats coz i play a fair game, you 2 will receive the worst possible rating . dunno about foe list, i need cock sucking faggo9ts list
2009-08-10 18:56:30 - Fruitcake: Been out rounding up the posse Mr C...just had to once I returned to see the eloquent writing in here
2009-08-10 18:56:47 - lord voldemort: quite possibly the funniest thing ive read all day
2009-08-10 18:57:29 - Miztheconquerer: it's hilarious. blue is somewhat of a homophobe it appears
2009-08-10 18:57:58 - Mr Changsha: yes, Fc cost me a suicide (but then I killed him naturally) but I've enjoyed this game a great deal...
2009-08-10 18:59:01 - Handsomewhitecat: homophobe? fuckin right i am
2009-08-10 18:59:22 - Mr Changsha: green we've had this before you know...you hit me blue wins.
2009-08-10 18:59:52 - Fruitcake: if you are a homophobe, why do you say you need cock at the end of the line, 8 lines up
2009-08-10 19:00:11 - Mr Changsha: as is ably demonstrated by blue's huge stack coming your way...
2009-08-10 19:01:41 - Miztheconquerer: so i see
2009-08-10 19:01:47 - Miztheconquerer: i with blue knew what he was doing
2009-08-10 19:01:54 - Miztheconquerer: he should have won this 2 hours ago
2009-08-10 19:02:27 - Handsomewhitecat: ah fritcake, you gonna explain that one
2009-08-10 19:05:06 - Handsomewhitecat: hi should have won this 2 hours ago? What are you on about?
2009-08-10 19:05:40 - Fruitcake: where's owenshooter when he should be around.
2009-08-10 19:05:48 - nagerous: don't knock homosexuality until you've tried it blue
2009-08-10 19:06:25 - nagerous: you never know you might enjoy it
2009-08-10 19:06:29 - nagerous: do you like eating sausages?
2009-08-10 19:06:38 - nagerous: or perhaps chipolattas
2009-08-10 19:06:54 - Fruitcake: nagerous: don't knock homosexuality until you've tried it blue...indeed...after all according to Mr C you have a huge stack
2009-08-10 19:07:16 - nagerous: have you ever seen a grown man naked?
2009-08-10 19:08:13 - nagerous: did you ever hang around the gymnasium?
2009-08-10 19:08:30 - nagerous: ever been in a turkish prison?
2009-08-10 19:13:12 - nagerous: have you ever watche gladiators?
2009-08-10 19:17:06 - Handsomewhitecat: Was quite impressed with the hu8ge stack compliment mr C, and as green is your bitch, i will spend the rest of the game killing him so you can win xxxx ( please let me be your new bitch tho . xxxx
2009-08-10 19:17:42 - Handsomewhitecat: bugsy being the pitcher first mr C xxxx
2009-08-10 19:18:38 - owenshooter: who said something about a naked man
2009-08-10 19:19:01 - nagerous: looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
2009-08-10 19:20:12 - Mr Changsha: lol
2009-08-10 19:20:34 - Handsomewhitecat: oooh, mr C loves a bit of brown sniffin nagerous
2009-08-10 19:20:52 - owenshooter: does anyone here speak jive?
2009-08-10 19:22:02 - Fruitcake: does anyone here suffer from piles?
2009-08-10 19:22:24 - Mr Changsha: Oooh, me! me!
2009-08-10 19:22:34 - Mr Changsha: (to both)
2009-08-10 19:22:48 - Handsomewhitecat: Mizwas complaining of insomnia due to arse bleedin
2009-08-10 19:25:55 - Fruitcake: It does worry me that the software tells us to 'load entire log' just under the right hand corner of the map
2009-08-10 19:26:30 - Handsomewhitecat: gonna take things real slow and easy Mr C, Call it man love protest
2009-08-10 19:26:57 - Miztheconquerer: i'm out of here. can't stand blue. sorry red, gg
2009-08-10 19:27:26 - Mr Changsha: And now for the big, messy finish...
2009-08-10 19:27:52 - Mr Changsha: this has just been a den of homosexual innuendo...
2009-08-10 19:28:07 - daydream: hey blue, do you like fishsticks?
2009-08-10 19:28:12 - Fruitcake: oh dear...not the anal spray again Mr C
2009-08-10 19:28:28 - Handsomewhitecat: oh i am sorry green, did we fall out?
2009-08-10 19:28:57 - nagerous: I'll hand some to your white cat
2009-08-10 19:30:20 - daydream: it appears i do not get blues attention, maybe i am not acting gay enough yet
2009-08-10 19:30:28 - Fruitcake: he shoots he scores......
2009-08-10 19:30:42 - Mr Changsha: sweet!!!! thank god for that dice patch!!!!
2009-08-10 19:31:07 - Handsomewhitecat: couldnt have done it without his bitch fruitcake
2009-08-10 19:31:22 - nagerous: *creates the cheating and abuse thread*
2009-08-10 19:32:37 - Mr Changsha: ah now that's called strategy...my new bitch blue!!!
2009-08-10 19:33:16 - Fruitcake: thanks for the entertainment fellas.....
2009-08-10 19:33:27 - daydream: hahahahahaha fruitcake just won a game he is not even in?
2009-08-10 19:33:49 - Handsomewhitecat: gotta fuckin headache, so no not tonight mr C
2009-08-10 19:34:56 - Mr Changsha: If I do say so myself...I am very, very good...
2009-08-10 19:35:41 - Mr Changsha: for 45 freakin points! Totally worth it.
2009-08-10 19:36:30 - Fruitcake: gg.
2009-08-10 19:38:11 - Handsomewhitecat: wot rating do i give you mr C?
2009-08-10 19:41:28 - Handsomewhitecat: fruitcake, no way was that a gg. Was disgustin what they did, wot sort of rating do i give?[/spoiler]
Darwins_Bane wrote:i read the entire chat log....these guys.....just wow....on the note of this accusation....grow some thicker skin....theres a lot of ppl in the world and they arent all nice lol.
Master Fenrir wrote:I can't stop laughing at that. Devilishly brilliant on Fruitcake's part.
I can't really say the accused deserves punishment. He's a victim of a well-played head game.
