your braking the law!

The Collection · Post by **The Collection** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 12:10 am

why can't 5 of my armies never take out 1 of my enemies armies, but he can take out out 8 of my territories with just 1 of his armies?

because their hackers! and hacking is illegal and their braking the law!

sully800 · Post by **sully800** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 12:13 am

I'm going to ignore every other error in this post and simply point out that 1 army cannot attack anyone, let alone 8 different territories. To do that you would need to start with a minimum of 9 men on the attacking country.

Incandenza · Post by **Incandenza** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 12:18 am

sully800 wrote:I'm going to ignore every other error in this post and simply point out that 1 army cannot attack anyone, let alone 8 different territories. To do that you would need to start with a minimum of 9 men on the attacking country.

You should win a Nobel Peace Prize for answering without resorting to profanity or namecalling... :lol:

Genghis Khan CA · Post by **Genghis Khan CA** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 12:19 am

lol, this post just made my day! :lol:

Gamera · Post by **Gamera** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 12:53 am

I vote for the mighty ban-hammer.

vtmarik · Post by **vtmarik** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:04 am

Gamera wrote:I vote for the mighty ban-hammer.

I second the motion.

bfunny27 · Post by **bfunny27** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:13 am

Gamera wrote:I vote for the mighty ban-hammer.

I Third tha notion!

Bring down the Hammer

Backglass · Post by **Backglass** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:14 am

The Collection wrote:their braking the law!

Sounds like they are accelerating to me.

You are the one braking...take your foot off the pedal!

:lol:

onbekende · Post by **onbekende** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:26 am

collecting forum bans?

thegreathal · Post by **thegreathal** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:24 am

The Collection wrote:why can't 5 of my armies never take out 1 of my
because their hackers! and hacking is illegal and their braking the law!

If you want, I can sell you some better dice...and an elevator pass...

Kugelblitz22 · Post by **Kugelblitz22** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:46 am

If you pull out the ban hammer then we won't be getting more quality posts like this though :!:

Maybe we should think about it first.

Gamera · Post by **Gamera** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 6:04 pm

Kugelblitz22 wrote:If you pull out the ban hammer then we won't be getting more quality posts like this though Maybe we should think about it first.

It's a risk I'm willing to take. If there's one thing I've learned from being around forums it's that there will always be people like this.

hawkeye · Post by **hawkeye** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:32 pm

Remember K_Fed he typed is all caps.

AAFitz · Post by **AAFitz** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:36 pm

does this get to be at the top of noob quotes?...gotta be close

but dont worry collection...the dice are that crazy....not probable, but possible

it is very possible to lose 14 attacking 3....its only 7 lost throws of the dice, which is in no way inconceivable....however annoying it may be

and dont leave any feedback for the poor people just trying to play the game and who just happened to throw some good dice....they are not hacking...or unusually lucky...just playing like you....

if you read through the logs...im sure you will see where they deployed the armies that did the damage

Coleman · Post by **Coleman** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:53 am

For some reason when I saw the topic I thought of the movie Liar Liar.

"Stop breaking the law #@$ hole!!"

And that has nothing to do with Conquer Club at all, my apologies.

mandalorian2298 · Post by **mandalorian2298** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:14 pm

The Collection wrote:why can't 5 of my armies never take out 1 of my enemies armies, but he can take out out 8 of my territories with just 1 of his armies?

'Cause your armies lost faith in you when they saw you running around and accusing birds, trees, bushes and little bunny rabitts of being hackers and thus dangerous world-dominating criminals. When faced with your lunacy, your armies chose to defect to the enemy, because your opponents didn't drool and didn't howl at the moon. They didn't even wait for them to attack, they simply changed their color to that of your opponent's armies and proclaimed your opponent's sovereignity over the teritory that they occupied.

And that is how he took out 8 territories with 1 army

The Collection · Post by **The Collection** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:44 am

im giving every one who flamed me a bad review. just because im evil like that.

JCRuffino · Post by **JCRuffino** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:45 am

Coleman wrote:And that has nothing to do with Conquer Club at all, my apologies.

Strangely though, it's still a much more worthwhile post than the one that started this topic.

JCRuffino · Post by **JCRuffino** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:45 am

The Collection wrote:I'm giving every one who flamed me a bad review. just because I'm petty and still 5 years old like that.

mandalorian2298 · Post by **mandalorian2298** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:20 am

The Collection wrote:im giving every one who flamed me a bad review. just because im evil like that.

Thanks for the warning. When I write a book I won't be sending you a copy. :twisted:

P.S. The word you are looking for is feedback.
P.P.S. You are on mine ignore list so good luck with "reviewing"

wcaclimbing · Post by **wcaclimbing** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:37 pm

bfunny27 wrote:
Gamera wrote:I vote for the mighty ban-hammer.

I Third tha notion!

Bring down the Hammer

I fourth it.

The Collection · Post by **The Collection** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:31 pm

of course you want to ban me. I'm exposing you as the cheaters you are. if the truth got out, this site would be ruined.

AAFitz · Post by **AAFitz** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:36 pm

damn, i was hoping this would be funny

The Collection · Post by **The Collection** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:41 pm

hacking is never funny

AAFitz · Post by **AAFitz** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:49 pm

actually when i see someone hack up a lugi or a cat a furball i get a kick out of it...

but seeing you post "hack" in 15 threads is far from it....nice try though

its too bad you had to ruin it, because it really was priceless at the begining

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