Name 1 politician you trust to tell the truth

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 7:51 am

got tonkaed wrote:out of curiosity, what profession can you get in, where people shouldnt be wary of you?

I have never perceived any dangers from the people who design the patterns on cocktail umbrellas.

Martin Ronne · Post by **Martin Ronne** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:50 am

jonesthecurl wrote:
got tonkaed wrote:out of curiosity, what profession can you get in, where people shouldnt be wary of you?
I have never perceived any dangers from the people who design the patterns on cocktail umbrellas.

Oh I wouldn't underestimate them if I were you. They're a shifty lot. If you flip those umbrellas upside down, spin them counterclockwise, and hold a stylus to it, you can faintly hear a demonic voice saying, "kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself......"

Rustovitch · Post by **Rustovitch** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:41 am

George Galloway?

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:17 am

Martin Ronne wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
got tonkaed wrote:out of curiosity, what profession can you get in, where people shouldnt be wary of you?
I have never perceived any dangers from the people who design the patterns on cocktail umbrellas.
Oh I wouldn't underestimate them if I were you. They're a shifty lot. If you flip those umbrellas upside down, spin them counterclockwise, and hold a stylus to it, you can faintly hear a demonic voice saying, "kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself......"

Another evil Cobra world-domination scheme rumbled.

safariguy5 · Post by **safariguy5** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:51 pm

This must be why nobody votes anymore, the candidates suck!

PLAYER57832 · Post by **PLAYER57832** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:13 pm

safariguy5 wrote:This must be why nobody votes anymore, the candidates suck!

Except that if people voted, maybe those who "don't suck" could have a chance of getting voted in.

6.57 · Post by **6.57** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:43 pm

Rustovitch wrote:George Galloway?

6.57 · Post by **6.57** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:45 pm

Oh, and if you didnt already know - George Galloway (the one above in the little red number) is a raving, queerboy socialist... and most repulsive of all - he's scottish.

Ray Rider · Post by **Ray Rider** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:47 pm

Come on, where are all the non-Americans? Only one??

I vote for Chris Warkentin, a member of parliament from Alberta, Canada:

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:04 pm

Tam Dalyell.

Decades dead, but Aneurin Bevan.

pimphawks70 · Post by **pimphawks70** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:53 pm

With out a doubt- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Timminz wrote:This is a ridiculous question. Everyone knows that every single word out of every single politician's mouth is completely false.

Q:How do you know when a politician is lying?

A:When their lips are moving!

Rustovitch · Post by **Rustovitch** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:24 am

6.57 wrote:Oh, and if you didnt already know - George Galloway (the one above in the little red number) is a raving, queerboy socialist... and most repulsive of all - he's scottish.

Despite prancing about in a leotard with pete burns he is actually very straight, but despite all his faults he is the most honest politician I can cite.

GabonX · Post by **GabonX** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:30 am

What about Barack Obama?

Rustovitch · Post by **Rustovitch** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:31 am

GabonX wrote:What about Barack Obama?

Who lied about his father...

GabonX · Post by **GabonX** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:33 am

Watch it that's treason

Rustovitch · Post by **Rustovitch** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:48 am

GabonX wrote:

Watch it that's treason

Not if your a subject of the Queen.

GabonX · Post by **GabonX** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:11 am

It's treason in the UK too.

Living in the UK is a privilege.. Wouldn't want you to get banned now

safariguy5 · Post by **safariguy5** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:04 am

I believe Obama was born here, there is no way nobody checked his birth certificate at any point before, during, or after his campaign.

Serbia · Post by **Serbia** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:36 am

Christopher Walken.

Ok, not a politician, but come on - Christopher Walken, right?

grandin · Post by **grandin** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:46 am

Serbia wrote:Christopher Walken.

Ok, not a politician, but come on - Christopher Walken, right?

Hell yea! And he can dance too!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZbckwYY9r4

Rustovitch · Post by **Rustovitch** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:28 am

GabonX wrote:It's treason in the UK too.

Living in the UK is a privilege.. Wouldn't want you to get banned now

No it is not treason in the UK.
Treason is such things as waging war upon the crown, or having affairs with certain royals. It is not extended to protecting foreign rulers.

And living in the UK may be a privilege, but it is actually my right.

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 10:18 am

I like where this thread went. Walken in 2012!

HapSmo19 · Post by **HapSmo19** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 10:28 am

I need more cowbell!

Martin Ronne · Post by **Martin Ronne** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 10:43 am

Rustovitch wrote:
GabonX wrote:It's treason in the UK too.

Living in the UK is a privilege.. Wouldn't want you to get banned now
No it is not treason in the UK.
Treason is such things as waging war upon the crown, or having affairs with certain royals. It is not extended to protecting foreign rulers.

And living in the UK may be a privilege, but it is actually my right.

You mean to tell me that it's treason to bang a royal?

slowreactor · Post by **slowreactor** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 10:47 am

Eliot Spitzer.

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