the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[strike wolf]

Targetman lives by his own grammar rules. So what he says is correct.

this post has my official seal of approval

I think you've been going a little overboard with the seals of approval. Just because a post is epic win doesn't neccesarily make it seal-worthy.

This gets strike's paw stamp of approval.

this post does not get my seal of approval

I was just messing with him because he said we had been using the seal too much. It was directed at him not you.

[strike wolf]

Ugh, screw it, I'm gonna go play The Godfather.

your eating pizza too!!!!!!!!!!!!

... What? I know the Corleones are Italian, but still... What?

I think there is a Godfather pizza chain.

it is we have them in Minnesota

I think there used to be one near where I lived but I think they had to close down.

[strike wolf]

this post has my official seal of approval

I think you've been going a little overboard with the seals of approval. Just because a post is epic win doesn't neccesarily make it seal-worthy.

first off i do not use it that much there was during that period two great post sense then there has been none. sorry

I'm the one who has had a history of abusing it.

thank you lone wolf you are a gentlemen and a scholar. you always admit your mistakes.

well I wouldn't say always...

[targetman377]

he's a basterd BURN HIM BURN HIM!!!
well how do you know?
he turned me into a knewt........... well i got better burn him burn him

wait a bastard?

well yeah...

Well if he's just a bastard we can't burn him.

well why not?

Because it's not against the law. Now if he's a witch that's a burn worthy offense.

OH yeah! a witch. That's what we meant to say. Not a bastard. Just a little slip of the tongue.

Oh well in that case...

*pulls out torch*[/quote]


but how do we know he's a witch?

but how do you know he is a witch?

he looks like one!!!

luc.- well they did this too me!

is this true?

well we did the nose and the hat but he is a witch


he turned me into a newt.

[targetman377]

So now you want me to blab about the future to you too?

yes yes i do. go on.

[targetman377]

Ugh, screw it, I'm gonna go play The Godfather.

your eating pizza too!!!!!!!!!!!!

... What? I know the Corleones are Italian, but still... What?

mobsters are Italian and pizza is too!!!

apparently they made target's brain with leftover pizza crust. I say the crust cause he doesn't seem to have gotten any of the good stuff.

i don't really like pizza. sorry

[targetman377]

That's a mercenary. And yeah I am God's second assassin, well technically both me and target were given the title at the same time, but my job is a bit different than Target's. I don't just kill the bad people. I sometimes have to side with the bad guys to keep the balance. Needless to say it's a busy job.

and thats why i do not consider you god assassin

[targetman377]

Well I thought it was Monte Python and the Holy Grail until I saw that the words weren't spelled the same...

sorry it was you no me a bad speller.

[strike wolf]

he's a basterd BURN HIM BURN HIM!!!
well how do you know?
he turned me into a knewt........... well i got better burn him burn him

wait a bastard?

well yeah...

Well if he's just a bastard we can't burn him.

well why not?

Because it's not against the law. Now if he's a witch that's a burn worthy offense.

OH yeah! a witch. That's what we meant to say. Not a bastard. Just a little slip of the tongue.

Oh well in that case...

*pulls out torch*

but how do we know he's a witch?

but how do you know he is a witch?

he looks like one!!!

luc.- well they did this too me!

is this true?

well we did the nose and the hat but he is a witch


he turned me into a newt.[/quote]

A newt?

I got better.

[strike wolf]

So now you want me to blab about the future to you too?

yes yes i do. go on.

Well in the future we all wear silly hats.

[strike wolf]

That's a mercenary. And yeah I am God's second assassin, well technically both me and target were given the title at the same time, but my job is a bit different than Target's. I don't just kill the bad people. I sometimes have to side with the bad guys to keep the balance. Needless to say it's a busy job.

and thats why i do not consider you god assassin

My job is a complicated one.

[targetman377]

I answered the request for bananas. What would you rather see?

Bull testicles.

no please never!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah I don't think you were here for that era.

yes yes i was. it was not that long ago. really

[targetman377]

*watches as luc hands falls off and he quickly picks them up and looks around nervously thinking know one saw goes on with his catching up post*


*me in a secret spot*

I was watching the whole time.

was that not the funnest look on luc. face ever???

looked like he might have soiled himself.

i know.

[strike wolf]

I answered the request for bananas. What would you rather see?

Bull testicles.

no please never!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah I don't think you were here for that era.

yes yes i was. it was not that long ago. really

That was only a minor comeback for the BT's they had been here before than.

[targetman377]

So now you want me to blab about the future to you too?

yes yes i do. go on.

Well in the future we all wear silly hats.

i cant wait!!!!

[targetman377]

no please never!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah I don't think you were here for that era.

yes yes i was. it was not that long ago. really

That was only a minor comeback for the BT's they had been here before than.

oh i did not know i thought that was it

[jonesthecurl]

So now you want me to blab about the future to you too?

yes yes i do. go on.

Well in the future we all wear silly hats.

i cant wait!!!!

Apparently yours is twice as silly as anyone else's.
People will stop in the street to stare and laugh.

[strike wolf]

actually they'll stare and laugh because he is the only one not wearing a silly hat

[strike wolf]

No one's commenting on becoming a private (for the second time this week) sigh...

[autoload]

It should say Et tu, Brute?

Parlez-vous français? or are we speaking some other language similarly spelled?

we were speaking latin but only lone wolf and auto got it

I got it too, I just didn't feel like responding. I'm a lazy bastard like that.

And that's why you said Romanian jokingly.

Yeah... Jokingly...

[autoload]

Ugh, screw it, I'm gonna go play The Godfather.

your eating pizza too!!!!!!!!!!!!

... What? I know the Corleones are Italian, but still... What?

I think there is a Godfather pizza chain.

Yeah, I remember the commercials from the 80's.

[autoload]

I'm just going to go ahead and give up on trying to understand you now.

This is Strike's first and so far only nominee for post of the day.

Pretty weak...

[autoload]

I answered the request for bananas. What would you rather see?

Bull testicles.

That's one thing I don't miss about what autoload's posted in the past.

My defining years.

[autoload]

Imagine if it was... f*ck, I can't remember the word... You know, one of those words where every letter stands for a word.

Acronym.

nu-uh it's an accordion.

I stand corrected.

[autoload]

That was a long posting spree. SO I'll end this quickly. Check out what I did:

Game 5452212

Some stiff competition.