1.no he did not realize he was eating a bald eagle sandwich (and was not eating an bald eagle sandwich)
2. no he did not realize he was supposed to be going cold turkey
He looked into the mirror and saw autoload standin behind him naked?
This post gets my Seal of Approval. (Notice it didn't get the Gold Seal)
1.no he did not realize he was eating a bald eagle sandwich (and was not eating an bald eagle sandwich)
2. no he did not realize he was supposed to be going cold turkey
3. no he did not look in a mirror ( he is blind)
Oh, he accidentally felt auto up, panicked, then he ran out the door and was ran over by a car.
1.no he did not realize he was eating a bald eagle sandwich (and was not eating an bald eagle sandwich)
2. no he did not realize he was supposed to be going cold turkey
He looked into the mirror and saw autoload standin behind him naked?
This post gets my Seal of Approval. (Notice it didn't get the Gold Seal)
The gold seal is only for the most special posts.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
1.no, he did not realize he was eating a bald eagle sandwich (and was not eating an bald eagle sandwich)
2. no, he did not realize he was supposed to be going cold turkey
3. no, he did not look in a mirror ( he is blind)
4. no, he did not feel up auto
5. no, he is not blind because of auto (alright it has nothing to do with auto sorry alright)[/quote]
Keep the auto guesses coming though. One of them might get the Gold Seal.
1.no he did not realize he was eating a bald eagle sandwich (and was not eating an bald eagle sandwich)
2. no he did not realize he was supposed to be going cold turkey
He looked into the mirror and saw autoload standin behind him naked?
This post gets my Seal of Approval. (Notice it didn't get the Gold Seal)
The gold seal is only for the most special posts.
But of course. I am not too stingy with them though.
In just over an hour I have to go to a race called "The Mystery Run". An hour before the race, the organizers pick a distance from the hat and we run it.
The choices are:
5k (3.1 miles)
4 mile
5 mile
10K (6.2 miles)
I'm hoping it is not a 10K. I have a big 5 miler this Saturday and don't feel like trashing myself 2 days before.
autoload wrote:In just over an hour I have to go to a race called "The Mystery Run". An hour before the race, the organizers pick a distance from the hat and we run it.
The choices are:
5k (3.1 miles)
4 mile
5 mile
10K (6.2 miles)
I'm hoping it is not a 10K. I have a big 5 miler this Saturday and don't feel like trashing myself 2 days before.
I'm out.
Don't worry. i rigged it so that you'll run a full marathon.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
autoload wrote:In just over an hour I have to go to a race called "The Mystery Run". An hour before the race, the organizers pick a distance from the hat and we run it.
The choices are:
5k (3.1 miles)
4 mile
5 mile
10K (6.2 miles)
I'm hoping it is not a 10K. I have a big 5 miler this Saturday and don't feel like trashing myself 2 days before.
I'm out.
Don't worry. i rigged it so that you'll run a full marathon.
Oh, and it's a three-legged race.
And your partner is the guy that ordered the albatross sandwich.
Incidentally, I've put my Sherlocking skills to work on the albatross story, and I have come to the following partial conclusion:
He did not recognise the taste of albatross.
This made him realise that he'd been fooled before - someone told him a sandwich was actually albatross when it was something else.
He regretted eating the something else.
He has no guide dog - maybe someone fed him his guide dog?
autoload wrote:In just over an hour I have to go to a race called "The Mystery Run". An hour before the race, the organizers pick a distance from the hat and we run it.
The choices are:
5k (3.1 miles)
4 mile
5 mile
10K (6.2 miles)
I'm hoping it is not a 10K. I have a big 5 miler this Saturday and don't feel like trashing myself 2 days before.
I'm out.
Don't worry. i rigged it so that you'll run a full marathon.
I was already out of the house when you posted this, but you can imagine my surprise when they announced that we was running a full marathon. I protested and asked how, but they merely stated that it was dangerous to ask too many questions. The course passes my house and actually I'm still in the middle of running it. I'm at mile 18 right now.
autoload wrote:In just over an hour I have to go to a race called "The Mystery Run". An hour before the race, the organizers pick a distance from the hat and we run it.
The choices are:
5k (3.1 miles)
4 mile
5 mile
10K (6.2 miles)
I'm hoping it is not a 10K. I have a big 5 miler this Saturday and don't feel like trashing myself 2 days before.
I'm out.
Don't worry. i rigged it so that you'll run a full marathon.
Oh, and it's a three-legged race.
And your partner is the guy that ordered the albatross sandwich.
autoload wrote:In just over an hour I have to go to a race called "The Mystery Run". An hour before the race, the organizers pick a distance from the hat and we run it.
The choices are:
5k (3.1 miles)
4 mile
5 mile
10K (6.2 miles)
I'm hoping it is not a 10K. I have a big 5 miler this Saturday and don't feel like trashing myself 2 days before.
I'm out.
Don't worry. i rigged it so that you'll run a full marathon.
I was already out of the house when you posted this, but you can imagine my surprise when they announced that we was running a full marathon. I protested and asked how, but they merely stated that it was dangerous to ask too many questions. The course passes my house and actually I'm still in the middle of running it. I'm at mile 18 right now.
Just make sture you don't pass out on us.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
autoload wrote:In just over an hour I have to go to a race called "The Mystery Run". An hour before the race, the organizers pick a distance from the hat and we run it.
The choices are:
5k (3.1 miles)
4 mile
5 mile
10K (6.2 miles)
I'm hoping it is not a 10K. I have a big 5 miler this Saturday and don't feel like trashing myself 2 days before.
I'm out.
Don't worry. i rigged it so that you'll run a full marathon.
Oh, and it's a three-legged race.
And your partner is the guy that ordered the albatross sandwich.
OK, now you are just being silly...
'Well that was the plan before we told them to switch it back at the last second.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
So let me get this straight...you want me to go to D-Day a huge military invasion to the frontlines practically and all you're arming me with is a camera so I can take pictures of the troops as they storm the beaches? where do I sign up?
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.