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jonesthecurl wrote:
Quirk wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Incidentally, I've put my Sherlocking skills to work on the albatross story, and I have come to the following partial conclusion:

He did not recognise the taste of albatross.
This made him realise that he'd been fooled before - someone told him a sandwich was actually albatross when it was something else.
He regretted eating the something else.
He has no guide dog - maybe someone fed him his guide dog?
Still no answer from Targetman. He must have had a busy weekend.

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maybe he got eaten by an angry albatross.
I hear that nuclear squirrels are considered a delicacy
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Lucarilover240 wrote:Okay, somebody needs to join the Europe game. It's been two days with only one spot left to fill. This is bull.
We teamed in one game. you didn't turn up for half your moves.
I shan't team with you again.
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**Eats a banana.**


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That was a heck of a crackdown this morning Andy.
"Eh, whatever."
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muy_thaiguy wrote:That was a heck of a crackdown this morning Andy.
i must have missed it.
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It's time for strike's movie that I haven't seen of the week

This week's movie is...

inglorious Basterds.

What I have to say about it? That I am going to see this movie one way or another doG madnit! I've heard nothing but great reviews from it and it makes me annoyed that I haven't seen it.
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strike wolf wrote:It's time for strike's movie that I haven't seen of the week

This week's movie is...

inglorious Basterds.

What I have to say about it? That I am going to see this movie one way or another doG madnit! I've heard nothing but great reviews from it and it makes me annoyed that I haven't seen it.
Then go see it!
"Eh, whatever."
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strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:That was a heck of a crackdown this morning Andy.
i must have missed it.
Me too. **Eats a banana**


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AndyDufresne wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:That was a heck of a crackdown this morning Andy.
i must have missed it.
Me too. **Eats a banana**


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3 threads locked in about 30 minutes. Don't see that too often.
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What happened?
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MrWainthrope wrote:What happened?
Said your hair looks nice.
"Eh, whatever."
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muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:It's time for strike's movie that I haven't seen of the week

This week's movie is...

inglorious Basterds.

What I have to say about it? That I am going to see this movie one way or another doG madnit! I've heard nothing but great reviews from it and it makes me annoyed that I haven't seen it.
Then go see it!
If I can't get some people together to go see it by tomorrow i'll just go by myself.
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AndyDufresne wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:That was a heck of a crackdown this morning Andy.
i must have missed it.
Me too. **Eats a banana**



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*Looks at two locked threads. Notices that andy locked them. Gets confused. WOnders who hacked Andy's account*
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muy_thaiguy wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:That was a heck of a crackdown this morning Andy.
i must have missed it.
Me too. **Eats a banana**


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3 threads locked in about 30 minutes. Don't see that too often.
Eh depends on what generation your from. Not generation as in age generation. but more like CC generation.
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MrWainthrope wrote:What happened?
Autoload probably just splooged on the forums again.
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muy_thaiguy wrote:
MrWainthrope wrote:What happened?
Said your hair looks nice.
Thank you.
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MrWainthrope wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
MrWainthrope wrote:What happened?
Said your hair looks nice.
Thank you.

but lied...
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jonesthecurl wrote:
MrWainthrope wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
MrWainthrope wrote:What happened?
Said your hair looks nice.
Thank you.

but lied...
I lyed.
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strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
MrWainthrope wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
MrWainthrope wrote:What happened?
Said your hair looks nice.
Thank you.

but lied...
I lyed.
I lyred.
"Eh, whatever."
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muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
MrWainthrope wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote: Said your hair looks nice.
Thank you.

but lied...
I lyed.
I lyred.
I leered.
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I neared....a banana tree. **Eats a banana**


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muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
MrWainthrope wrote:Said your hair looks nice.
Thank you.

but lied...
I lyed.
I lyred.[/quote]

I lyriced.
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hey, i've worked out what that cat message actually said the other day.
It was "Let's all hide in Jonesthecurl's house where he can't see us, and set his allergies off!".
I've sneezed so much today my nose is gonna fall off.
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jonesthecurl wrote:hey, i've worked out what that cat message actually said the other day.
It was "Let's all hide in Jonesthecurl's house where he can't see us, and set his allergies off!".
I've sneezed so much today my nose is gonna fall off.
I got them out it's just cat hair is tricky it sticks to everything.
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jonesthecurl wrote:Incidentally, I've put my Sherlocking skills to work on the albatross story, and I have come to the following partial conclusion:

He did not recognise the taste of albatross.
This made him realise that he'd been fooled before - someone told him a sandwich was actually albatross when it was something else.
He regretted eating the something else.
He has no guide dog - maybe someone fed him his guide dog?

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: holy f*ck how did you get that you just jumbed this riddle forward

no he did not eat his guide dog

you herd it before??
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