I saw Jesus

Jonasty · Post by **Jonasty** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:59 am

Today while driving down route 206 in morris county NJ, i saw jesus walking alongside the road... My first instinct was to stop and offer him a ride but i didnt feel like stopping. I passed him again coming back from starbucks, so i beeped and gave a friendly wave. He hardly looked up and just continued walking, so screw you jesus guy. what a dick!

azezzo · Post by **azezzo** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:02 am

he obviously has alot of things on his mind

lgoasklucyl · Post by **lgoasklucyl** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:12 am

Jonasty wrote:Today while driving down route 206 in morris county NJ, i saw jesus walking alongside the road... My first instinct was to stop and offer him a ride but i didnt feel like stopping. I passed him again coming back from starbucks, so i beeped and gave a friendly wave. He hardly looked up and just continued walking, so screw you jesus guy. what a dick!

What else did you expect?

Him and his father sit back and let plagues, genocide, rapists, etc... run rampant- like he gives a rats ass about you honking your horn? :-s

MrWainthrope · Post by **MrWainthrope** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:33 am

If Jesus was a real person and actually existed, then this would have been a good story.

Unfortunately Jesus is fake and retarded, so it sucked.

jay_a2j · Post by **jay_a2j** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 6:51 am

I wonder if this thread was about Mohamed if it would get locked? :-k

MrWainthrope · Post by **MrWainthrope** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 6:58 am

Probably...

You see, unlike Jesus, Mohammed was actually real and not a crazy fairy-tale.

Jonasty · Post by **Jonasty** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:46 pm

Yes Mohamed is real he was my co-worker at DUnkin Donuts...

However for a fake retarted fairy tale, Jesus is quite real and walks down state highways ignoring wonderful people like myself.

Just because hes a dick dosent mean you can slander his existence, thats just silly.

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:44 pm

jay_a2j wrote:I wonder if this thread was about Mohamed if it would get locked?

Just because you're scared of Muslims doesn't mean everyone else is...

jay_a2j · Post by **jay_a2j** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:55 pm

Neoteny wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:I wonder if this thread was about Mohamed if it would get locked?

Just because you're scared of Muslims doesn't mean everyone else is...

ROFL! Ya scared, that's it!

Just showing the double standard. If we insult Mohamed we are "insensitive", "meanspirited" Islamiphobes. BUT if we to the same thing to Jesus, it's ok. :roll:

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:57 pm

jay_a2j wrote:
Neoteny wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:I wonder if this thread was about Mohamed if it would get locked?

Just because you're scared of Muslims doesn't mean everyone else is...

ROFL! Ya scared, that's it!

Just showing the double standard. If we insult Mohamed we are "insensitive", "meanspirited" Islamiphobes. BUT if we to the same thing to Jesus, it's ok.

Not in my book. Like I said elsewhere, they are both equally ridiculous, so, no worries about that.

MrWainthrope · Post by **MrWainthrope** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:00 pm

jay_a2j wrote: if we to the same thing to Jesus, it's ok.

What's the matter? Are the magical God-Zombie's feelings being hurt?

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:51 pm

jay_a2j wrote:
Neoteny wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:I wonder if this thread was about Mohamed if it would get locked?

Just because you're scared of Muslims doesn't mean everyone else is...

ROFL! Ya scared, that's it!

Just showing the double standard. If we insult Mohamed we are "insensitive", "meanspirited" Islamiphobes. BUT if we to the same thing to Jesus, it's ok.

So, has this happened to you on CC?

AlgyTaylor · Post by **AlgyTaylor** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:03 pm

Neoteny wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:I wonder if this thread was about Mohamed if it would get locked?

Just because you're scared of Muslims doesn't mean everyone else is...

Don't lie matey. All us atheists are out to get little baby Jesus. I know I am.

Either that or yer Muslims don't bang on about Mohammed on this forum.

One or the other. But we all know it's really because we all hate Baby Jesus for trying to save us from his dad's wrath.

pimpdave · Post by **pimpdave** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:07 pm

SAVE ME JEEBUS!

bedub1 · Post by **bedub1** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:09 pm

You should have swerved and hit him. Then you could tell us a great story about how he rose from the dead.

bspride · Post by **bspride** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:17 pm

bedub1 wrote:You should have swerved and hit him. Then you could tell us a great story about how he rose from the dead.

ROFL...yeah but he would have to wait like 3 days lol

pimpdave · Post by **pimpdave** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:24 pm

bspride wrote:
bedub1 wrote:You should have swerved and hit him. Then you could tell us a great story about how he rose from the dead.

ROFL...yeah but he would have to wait like 3 days lol

A small price to pay...

Jonasty · Post by **Jonasty** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 7:10 pm

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 7:12 pm

I imagine he will promptly be put back down by a twelve year-old British kid with a large caliber sniper rifle.

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 7:13 pm

pimpdave wrote:
bspride wrote:
bedub1 wrote:You should have swerved and hit him. Then you could tell us a great story about how he rose from the dead.

ROFL...yeah but he would have to wait like 3 days lol

A small price to pay...

You're all assuming he won't want to eat your brains after rising, then the price goes way up.

bspride · Post by **bspride** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 7:44 pm

MeDeFe wrote:
pimpdave wrote:
bspride wrote:
bedub1 wrote:You should have swerved and hit him. Then you could tell us a great story about how he rose from the dead.

ROFL...yeah but he would have to wait like 3 days lol

A small price to pay...

You're all assuming he won't want to eat your brains after rising, then the price goes way up.

Or even worse...assume people would worship him for this reincarnation...

xelabale · Post by **xelabale** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 7:59 pm

bspride wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:
pimpdave wrote:
bspride wrote:
bedub1 wrote:You should have swerved and hit him. Then you could tell us a great story about how he rose from the dead.

ROFL...yeah but he would have to wait like 3 days lol

A small price to pay...

You're all assuming he won't want to eat your brains after rising, then the price goes way up.

Or even worse...assume people would worship him for this reincarnation...

Depends how many hit points he has - and how quickly he can level up, of course
I know I worship my White Mages

bedub1 · Post by **bedub1** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:00 pm

bspride wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:
pimpdave wrote:
bspride wrote:
bedub1 wrote:You should have swerved and hit him. Then you could tell us a great story about how he rose from the dead.

ROFL...yeah but he would have to wait like 3 days lol

A small price to pay...

You're all assuming he won't want to eat your brains after rising, then the price goes way up.

Or even worse...assume people would worship him for this reincarnation...

Followers are +1 against attack by cars...

thegreekdog · Post by **thegreekdog** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:06 pm

pimpdave wrote:SAVE ME JEEBUS!

"But I don't even believe in Jeebus."

xelabale · Post by **xelabale** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:08 pm

thegreekdog wrote:
pimpdave wrote:SAVE ME JEEBUS!

"But I don't even believe in Jeebus."

Oh for God's sake.

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