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Symmetry
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Re: I saw Jesus

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Is this a good place for a pithy bumper sticker?

MY KARMA RAN OVER YOUR DOGMA

Ah... bumper stickers...
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Symmetry wrote:Is this a good place for a pithy bumper sticker?

MY KARMA RAN OVER YOUR DOGMA

Ah... bumper stickers...
My Dogma pissed all over the wheel of your Karma though, when it recovered. Poor sod.
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bedub1 wrote: Followers are +1 against attack by cars...
good thing he doesn't have many then. otherwise, we'd never have any hit and run jesus stories to share
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this is in poor taste regardless of what , or who you believe in
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I could have sworn I saw Jesus once at Dead Show, of course I was pretty messed up at the time and it might have just been unkempt old hippie that I saw. I can't really be sure though.
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Jonasty wrote:Come on people, jesus would respawn instantly these days... i know for a fact hes on the optimum network.

In 33 AD the average respawn time almost made it impossible to come back, thus the miracle.
did they have autodeploys back then?
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azezzo wrote:this is in poor taste regardless of what , or who you believe in
Unless you're a logically thinking individual who believes in nothing.
Quiet. You do not talk to me like that with my mohawk.
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I've got an amazing Jesus story but he made me promise not to tell anyone. Shhhhhhh
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Wait, wasn't this thread started by the same guy who swore he saw a UFO while driving down 206 in Morris County, NJ a few months back?

Maybe it was Rt. 10.

Dude, please share more of your stories. Also, if you aren't paranoid schizophrenic, then you have an amazing life that I envy.
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pimpdave wrote:Wait, wasn't this thread started by the same guy who swore he saw a UFO while driving down 206 in Morris County, NJ a few months back?

Maybe it was Rt. 10.

Dude, please share more of your stories. Also, if you aren't paranoid schizophrenic, then you have an amazing life that I envy.
id love to share more stories... unfourtunatley aliens working for the illuminati/new world order shadow government have stolen my memory...
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