the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[muy_thaiguy]

i am watching a show right now that shows how they brought the 2 whale sharks to the Georgia aquireum.

WHy watch a show about them when you can come down to atlanta and swim with them?

Because I live over 1000 miles away?

[targetman377]

i am watching a show right now that shows how they brought the 2 whale sharks to the Georgia aquireum.

WHy watch a show about them when you can come down to atlanta and swim with them?

Because I live over 1000 miles away?

that's my excuse too.

[strike wolf]

i am watching a show right now that shows how they brought the 2 whale sharks to the Georgia aquireum.

WHy watch a show about them when you can come down to atlanta and swim with them?

Because I live over 1000 miles away?

That's what a pussy would say.

[targetman377]

i am watching a show right now that shows how they brought the 2 whale sharks to the Georgia aquireum.

WHy watch a show about them when you can come down to atlanta and swim with them?

Because I live over 1000 miles away?

That's what a pussy would say.

whats new pussy cat owww owwww

[strike wolf]

i am watching a show right now that shows how they brought the 2 whale sharks to the Georgia aquireum.

WHy watch a show about them when you can come down to atlanta and swim with them?

Because I live over 1000 miles away?

That's what a pussy would say.

whats new pussy cat owww owwww

YEah just without the cat.

[2dimes]

I quite often have a banana for breakfast.

I eat one every morning as I'm getting ready for work. It's just enough to get me through until lunch. Quirk Jr has a banana and Cheerios every morning. He ate fast today. He is done in record time.

Yeah I usually have one with an orange for dessert.

[Lucarilover240]

I quite often have a banana for breakfast.

I eat one every morning as I'm getting ready for work. It's just enough to get me through until lunch. Quirk Jr has a banana and Cheerios every morning. He ate fast today. He is done in record time.

Yeah I usually have one with an orange for dessert.

Hooray for the return of 2dimes!

[strike wolf]

I quite often have a banana for breakfast.

I eat one every morning as I'm getting ready for work. It's just enough to get me through until lunch. Quirk Jr has a banana and Cheerios every morning. He ate fast today. He is done in record time.

Yeah I usually have one with an orange for dessert.

And here I thought you were the kind to eat your oranges in twos when eating em with a banana.

[autoload]

So... This muppet song was about target then?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0s5Kn9QXtU

holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this post has my offical seal of approval



great post auto!!!!!!!!!!!1

*bows*

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Just letting you know, yeah, I got the futurama refrence.

Finally someone did.

I don't have a TV, remember?

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Looks like your son has a head start on his ear lobe stretching...

[autoload]

You do realize that the government is always observing everything that everyone on the planet is doing on their computer, right? *gives screen a stern look* That's right. We KNOW. *quickly sets up barriers against doors and windows and holes self up in a bomb shelter in the basement, tightly clutching the assault rifle*

watches and laughs cause lucari forgot that me and lone wolf have hacked all of the peoples computers that post on this site and have put up the best firewall in the world and the government cant hack it!!!! so you did all that for nothing * hands lone wolf some popcorn as he watches and laughs too.

Told ya we had great computers.

No one appreciates a good 1991 Apple computer anymore.

I graduated in 1991. You guys would shit at the computer classes we took back then...

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I quite often have a banana for breakfast.

My banana curves a little to the right.

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also its my 100th win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am so excited!!!!

now time for more smiles

f*ck!

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Looking at the new medal I thought you'd got it for running away. Like Sir Robin.

You have quite a few medals yourself jones. Never noticed that before.

[autoload]

In other news. The battery on my car has died (or at least might as well be dead as all I can do is turn on the inside lights) but I don't know why. It hadn't been acting weak and well I looked around and couldn't find one door left ajar or a light that had been accidently left on or anything...

Have your battery and alternator tested at an auto parts store or garage. If the alternator is bad, then your battery won't recharge when you drive your car. I don't think I have to say why you should have the battery checked...

[strike wolf]

Just letting you know, yeah, I got the futurama refrence.

Finally someone did.

I don't have a TV, remember?

Jonesy didn't pick up on it either. basically it goes like this. Fry and the gang go out into space to watch a supernova. Fry makes popcorn and puts the metal non-microwavable popcorn maker into the microwave the radiation from the malfunctioning microwave and the supernova meet and form a time hole in which they end up in 1947 (Where else but Roswell, New Mexico). the Professor warns them that anything they do will have drastic repurcussions on the future. Hearing this and having it explained very thoroughly to him. Fry becomes worried about his grandfather (who he met on the army bases) and his grandfather's well being which leads him to drop his grandfather off in the midle of nowhere where nothing bad can happen aka the middle of a nuclear testing site so BAM fry's grandpa is dead. Fry goes over to tell his grandmother. His grandmother starts hitting on him. At first Fry is repulsed but then Fry thinks wait a minute my grandfather died but I'm still here. That must mean he wasn't my grandfather and if he isn't Fry's grandfather than she wasn't Fry's grandmother. Some stuff that can't be shown on TV ensues, it turns out she was Fry's grandmother and voila! Fry's his own grandfather.

[strike wolf]

You do realize that the government is always observing everything that everyone on the planet is doing on their computer, right? *gives screen a stern look* That's right. We KNOW. *quickly sets up barriers against doors and windows and holes self up in a bomb shelter in the basement, tightly clutching the assault rifle*

watches and laughs cause lucari forgot that me and lone wolf have hacked all of the peoples computers that post on this site and have put up the best firewall in the world and the government cant hack it!!!! so you did all that for nothing * hands lone wolf some popcorn as he watches and laughs too.

Told ya we had great computers.

No one appreciates a good 1991 Apple computer anymore.

I graduated in 1991. You guys would shit at the computer classes we took back then...

Probably all stuff I could do in my sleep.

[strike wolf]

In other news. The battery on my car has died (or at least might as well be dead as all I can do is turn on the inside lights) but I don't know why. It hadn't been acting weak and well I looked around and couldn't find one door left ajar or a light that had been accidently left on or anything...

Have your battery and alternator tested at an auto parts store or garage. If the alternator is bad, then your battery won't recharge when you drive your car. I don't think I have to say why you should have the battery checked...

Explain it anyways for target.

[autoload]

Jonesy didn't pick up on it either. basically it goes like this. Fry and the gang go out into space to watch a supernova. Fry makes popcorn and puts the metal non-microwavable popcorn maker into the microwave the radiation from the malfunctioning microwave and the supernova meet and form a time hole in which they end up in 1947 (Where else but Roswell, New Mexico). the Professor warns them that anything they do will have drastic repurcussions on the future. Hearing this and having it explained very thoroughly to him. Fry becomes worried about his grandfather (who he met on the army bases) and his grandfather's well being which leads him to drop his grandfather off in the midle of nowhere where nothing bad can happen aka the middle of a nuclear testing site so BAM fry's grandpa is dead. Fry goes over to tell his grandmother. His grandmother starts hitting on him. At first Fry is repulsed but then Fry thinks wait a minute my grandfather died but I'm still here. That must mean he wasn't my grandfather and if he isn't Fry's grandfather than she wasn't Fry's grandmother. Some stuff that can't be shown on TV ensues, it turns out she was Fry's grandmother and voila! Fry's his own grandfather.

That is what they call an Ontological paradox.

[autoload]

In other news. The battery on my car has died (or at least might as well be dead as all I can do is turn on the inside lights) but I don't know why. It hadn't been acting weak and well I looked around and couldn't find one door left ajar or a light that had been accidently left on or anything...

Have your battery and alternator tested at an auto parts store or garage. If the alternator is bad, then your battery won't recharge when you drive your car. I don't think I have to say why you should have the battery checked...

Explain it anyways for target.

Well, let us assume your battery is dead. It could merely be drained and able to be recharged, or the battery is worn out and unable to be charged. They make testers that can tell you if a battery is completely dead or just discharged.

Basically, you won't be wasting money buying a battery to replace a perfectly good battery.

[jonesthecurl]

Jonesy didn't pick up on it either. basically it goes like this. Fry and the gang go out into space to watch a supernova. Fry makes popcorn and puts the metal non-microwavable popcorn maker into the microwave the radiation from the malfunctioning microwave and the supernova meet and form a time hole in which they end up in 1947 (Where else but Roswell, New Mexico). the Professor warns them that anything they do will have drastic repurcussions on the future. Hearing this and having it explained very thoroughly to him. Fry becomes worried about his grandfather (who he met on the army bases) and his grandfather's well being which leads him to drop his grandfather off in the midle of nowhere where nothing bad can happen aka the middle of a nuclear testing site so BAM fry's grandpa is dead. Fry goes over to tell his grandmother. His grandmother starts hitting on him. At first Fry is repulsed but then Fry thinks wait a minute my grandfather died but I'm still here. That must mean he wasn't my grandfather and if he isn't Fry's grandfather than she wasn't Fry's grandmother. Some stuff that can't be shown on TV ensues, it turns out she was Fry's grandmother and voila! Fry's his own grandfather.

That is what they call an Ontological paradox.

Actually you can't become your own grandfather, because you'd only have 25% of your own chomosomes, which, um, doesn't work.Robert heinlein solved this one in All You Zombies - I won't say how, you should read it. It's quite a short story.

[strike wolf]

Jonesy didn't pick up on it either. basically it goes like this. Fry and the gang go out into space to watch a supernova. Fry makes popcorn and puts the metal non-microwavable popcorn maker into the microwave the radiation from the malfunctioning microwave and the supernova meet and form a time hole in which they end up in 1947 (Where else but Roswell, New Mexico). the Professor warns them that anything they do will have drastic repurcussions on the future. Hearing this and having it explained very thoroughly to him. Fry becomes worried about his grandfather (who he met on the army bases) and his grandfather's well being which leads him to drop his grandfather off in the midle of nowhere where nothing bad can happen aka the middle of a nuclear testing site so BAM fry's grandpa is dead. Fry goes over to tell his grandmother. His grandmother starts hitting on him. At first Fry is repulsed but then Fry thinks wait a minute my grandfather died but I'm still here. That must mean he wasn't my grandfather and if he isn't Fry's grandfather than she wasn't Fry's grandmother. Some stuff that can't be shown on TV ensues, it turns out she was Fry's grandmother and voila! Fry's his own grandfather.

That is what they call an Ontological paradox.

Well what it makes it so he was born without a D wave pattern in his brain which comes back to work for him in a later episode.

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I'm tired?

[Quirk]

Yes