Is this a good place for a pithy bumper sticker?
MY KARMA RAN OVER YOUR DOGMA
Ah... bumper stickers...
I saw Jesus
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Re: I saw Jesus
Symmetry wrote:Is this a good place for a pithy bumper sticker?
MY KARMA RAN OVER YOUR DOGMA
Ah... bumper stickers...
My Dogma pissed all over the wheel of your Karma though, when it recovered. Poor sod.
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DarthBlood
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bedub1 wrote:Followers are +1 against attack by cars...
good thing he doesn't have many then. otherwise, we'd never have any hit and run jesus stories to share
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azezzo
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this is in poor taste regardless of what , or who you believe in
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neanderpaul14
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I could have sworn I saw Jesus once at Dead Show, of course I was pretty messed up at the time and it might have just been unkempt old hippie that I saw. I can't really be sure though.
High score: 2724/#163 on scoreboard/COLONEL
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sinctheassasin
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Jonasty wrote:Come on people, jesus would respawn instantly these days... i know for a fact hes on the optimum network.
In 33 AD the average respawn time almost made it impossible to come back, thus the miracle.
did they have autodeploys back then?
Woop Woop, i love conquer club, why'd i leave for a year?
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Who LIkes finishing what they started?
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MrWainthrope
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azezzo wrote:this is in poor taste regardless of what , or who you believe in
Unless you're a logically thinking individual who believes in nothing.
Quiet. You do not talk to me like that with my mohawk.
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I've got an amazing Jesus story but he made me promise not to tell anyone. Shhhhhhh
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Wait, wasn't this thread started by the same guy who swore he saw a UFO while driving down 206 in Morris County, NJ a few months back?
Maybe it was Rt. 10.
Dude, please share more of your stories. Also, if you aren't paranoid schizophrenic, then you have an amazing life that I envy.
Maybe it was Rt. 10.
Dude, please share more of your stories. Also, if you aren't paranoid schizophrenic, then you have an amazing life that I envy.
jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
Re: I saw Jesus
pimpdave wrote:Wait, wasn't this thread started by the same guy who swore he saw a UFO while driving down 206 in Morris County, NJ a few months back?
Maybe it was Rt. 10.
Dude, please share more of your stories. Also, if you aren't paranoid schizophrenic, then you have an amazing life that I envy.
id love to share more stories... unfourtunatley aliens working for the illuminati/new world order shadow government have stolen my memory...