the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[autoload]

so here goes folks get this my GF will start posting on this thread in a little while so go easy on her please. AUTO CALM DOWN OK !!!!!!!!

OK, I'll calm down so she doesn't leave you for me.

[autoload]

Rookies. I've been time traveling to two different times, at the same time for years/will be before long.

were rookies i remember your first jump you shite in your pants

I'm pretty sure we're talking to future muy here.

but i remember his fist jump it was a 2 second jump in the past and he shit his pants!!!!

I bet if you took a fist in your ass you would shit your pants and jump too.

[autoload]

so here goes folks get this my GF will start posting on this thread in a little while so go easy on her please. AUTO CALM DOWN OK !!!!!!!!

Don't worry I'll only SUGGEST she's a computer prostitute. I won't actually accuse her also that sentence should read..."aUTO CALM DOWN OK !!!!!!!!! auto is very adament about no As in his name.

I'm glad you remembered the thing with the lowercase "a".

[autoload]

I'm full of tasty pork sovlaki!

2dimes!

[autoload]

I think I broke autoload.

You must have... I was gone for 2 days and 9 pages...

Yeah you took a long time to fix too.

Well, I'm fixed now.

[targetman377]

I must really have broken auto. he's yet to come back.

i will f*ck you up if you did!!!!

The loyalty nearly brings me to tears.

well thank you AUTO

[autoload]

wb auto.

Thanks. Might be short lived though. I'll elaborate if needed.

[targetman377]

why do you see everything in such black-and-white terms?

cause he is a wolf he literal sees in black and wight

OK, there are typos, and then there are straight up spelling the wrong word. Jeez!

hey i have been a lot better in the last few weeks then when i fist started posting right? baby steps.

[autoload]

I remember wights from the old D&D days. Don't let them scratch you!

Loved me some D&D!

never played it.

It was popular before the days of internet when everybody was forced to socialize in the same room as each other.

[autoload]

Auto's still not back! Oh God! Oh man! oh god! Oh man!

Lovin it!

You getting some kind of sadistic joy out of this?

I did.

[autoload]

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The Wolf has Spoken.

Got me.

hey, you dind't condense it to blah blah blah.

Too much backlog to get to.

[autoload]

need any help!!! here you go this might work its one of the few perks that i get working for GOD ALL!!! the time unlike you try this it should help your cause * throws some special cookies at lone wolf.

autoload doesn't like cookies. What he wants is a mushroom. Or some opium.

Nice Mushroom reference with the Mario theme and all.

Would you care to jump on a bunch of random turtles, and then ride on the back of a dinosaur that gobbles them up and spits flames out?

I can arrange that.

[targetman377]

Where'd all the activity go?

YOU BROKE AUTO!!!!!!! f*ck YOU MAN!!!!!

I've been trying to fix him...I mean auto is the most complex human ever made. I mean this isn't brain surgery, I can't do it in my sleep.

I'm giving this one my Official Gold Seal of Approval.

i have noticed one thing about the seals the best ones are always comebacks to what i say so i am spit balling here "only" i the best set up guy around these parts.

[autoload]

If ever there was a time to bring one of my catchphrases out of retirement this would be it...

[strike wolf]

feck me this threads long now...

You guys! This is the Notorius spinwizard! Worst Mafia player in the history of Mafia!

How the hell are you spin?

Didn't know you were familiar with mafia.

[autoload]

And I'm spent.

[strike wolf]

so here goes folks get this my GF will start posting on this thread in a little while so go easy on her please. AUTO CALM DOWN OK !!!!!!!!

OK, I'll calm down so she doesn't leave you for me.

This post is win...but is it epic?

[targetman377]

Well, take him to an auto repair man.

Good one.

Me you and target are all on the same wavelength today.

WAIT hold the phone did hell freeze over or did time stop honest this is SCARY

[strike wolf]

Rookies. I've been time traveling to two different times, at the same time for years/will be before long.

were rookies i remember your first jump you shite in your pants

I'm pretty sure we're talking to future muy here.

but i remember his fist jump it was a 2 second jump in the past and he shit his pants!!!!

I bet if you took a fist in your ass you would shit your pants and jump too.

Now we're getting to epic...

[targetman377]

need any help!!! here you go this might work its one of the few perks that i get working for GOD ALL!!! the time unlike you try this it should help your cause * throws some special cookies at lone wolf.

autoload doesn't like cookies. What he wants is a mushroom. Or some opium.

Nice Mushroom reference with the Mario theme and all.

Would you care to jump on a bunch of random turtles, and then ride on the back of a dinosaur that gobbles them up and spits flames out?

OF course he would! He's f'n mario bitches!

i made that nickname for him!!!

[strike wolf]

so here goes folks get this my GF will start posting on this thread in a little while so go easy on her please. AUTO CALM DOWN OK !!!!!!!!

Don't worry I'll only SUGGEST she's a computer prostitute. I won't actually accuse her also that sentence should read..."aUTO CALM DOWN OK !!!!!!!!! auto is very adament about no As in his name.

I'm glad you remembered the thing with the lowercase "a".

It almost became a tradition for me to make it A for awhile.

[strike wolf]

wb auto.

Thanks. Might be short lived though. I'll elaborate if needed.

please elaborate.

[strike wolf]

why do you see everything in such black-and-white terms?

cause he is a wolf he literal sees in black and wight

OK, there are typos, and then there are straight up spelling the wrong word. Jeez!

hey i have been a lot better in the last few weeks then when i fist started posting right? baby steps.

I thought youwere digressing.

[strike wolf]

Auto's still not back! Oh God! Oh man! oh god! Oh man!

Lovin it!

You getting some kind of sadistic joy out of this?

I did.

did you jizz?

[strike wolf]

It's time for Strike's movie of the week.

But first a message from our sponsors.

Is there an evil dictator in your life? Is he/she rationizing all the food in your country despite abundances of resources? Has he/she infringed on your rights so much that you just want them dead? Then just call the Strike-Target Assassins guild and we'll have them out of power in a jiffy. No case is too big or too small for The Strike-target assassins guild so call us today at 404-555-5555 or e-mail us at AssassinsguildRUS@strike-target.kill.

This week's movie is...

Inglorious Basterds. WHat can I say about this film except for Tarantino at some of his best. If you haven't seen it go see it now. It's one of the few movies I have enjoyed Brad Pitt in and I don't think it's a stretch to say that most of you would like him in it too.


The Wolf has Spoken.

Got me.

hey, you dind't condense it to blah blah blah.

Too much backlog to get to.

Glad to know you still care.