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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

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targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
apey wrote:nice bear
shall we arm it?

WITH COOKIES!!!!!! That would be a deadly bear!
Cookies are the weapons of the gods.


Not even I with all my years of training be able to bet a bear with cookies..........................
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...............
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Oh wait yes I would. I do not like cookies.
target you really must do something about your girlfriend hacking your account. I mean I knwo this is you in this post but i mean it's really frightening seeing all the mostly correct grammar.
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targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
Hey, I make me some good popcorn.
My kids friends pretend they think I'm cool so I'll make more...

I make the world best popcorn honest really everyone loves the popcorn i make!
That's because you use the secret ingredient.

Your right my love goes into each and every kernel.




Oh yeah and replacing the popcorn salt with coke does help a little. ;)
You do that too? last I checked your secret ingredient was plain ordinary drinking water...


Laced with trace amounts of LSD.

I guess that's what the "love" is.
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targetman377 wrote:Well i had my sunny delight today! it was very good and tasty i am all done with it so now i am sad. :( Hey lone wolf maybe that's what it is i am better at English when i have some sunny D. You think that might be the cause of my sudden rash of being competent writer?
Nah. I think your girlfriend hacking your account is more likely.
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Speaking of your girlfriend you said she was going to start posting in this forum soon. How soon is soon>?
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Keep her away---and safe. **Eats a banana**


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strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
apey wrote:nice bear
shall we arm it?

WITH COOKIES!!!!!! That would be a deadly bear!
Cookies are the weapons of the gods.


Not even I with all my years of training be able to bet a bear with cookies..........................
................
...............
............
Oh wait yes I would. I do not like cookies.
target you really must do something about your girlfriend hacking your account. I mean I knwo this is you in this post but i mean it's really frightening seeing all the mostly correct grammar.

Well i am trying my hardest to use correct grammar. Lets say since i have have a lot of time on my hands i don't have a problem with going back and rereading my post.
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strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
Hey, I make me some good popcorn.
My kids friends pretend they think I'm cool so I'll make more...

I make the world best popcorn honest really everyone loves the popcorn i make!
That's because you use the secret ingredient.

Your right my love goes into each and every kernel.




Oh yeah and replacing the popcorn salt with coke does help a little. ;)
You do that too? last I checked your secret ingredient was plain ordinary drinking water...


Laced with trace amounts of LSD.

I guess that's what the "love" is.

DAM, #-o you got 3 of my 4 secret ingredients but you will not get the last and most important. EVER never ever in a million years will i tell you. :-# :-# :-# :-# :-# :-# :-# :-# :-# :-# :-# :-#
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strike wolf wrote:Speaking of your girlfriend you said she was going to start posting in this forum soon. How soon is soon>?
That's for me two know and you to find out. ;)

She is in 3 games right now. I am helping her out on them, seeing how she does not even know how to play risk. So i am taking it slow.
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AndyDufresne wrote:Keep her away---and safe. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

ok Andy when i read that i did not see the banana part and i thought you actually made a post that had nothing to do with bananas ;) don't scary me like that Andy.
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targetman377 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Keep her away---and safe. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

ok Andy when i read that i did not see the banana part and i thought you actually made a post that had nothing to do with bananas ;) don't scary me like that Andy.

he wouldn't slip up like that.
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Oh I have from time to time, but I'm probably above 90%.
**Eats a banana bunch**


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jonesthecurl wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Keep her away---and safe. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

ok Andy when i read that i did not see the banana part and i thought you actually made a post that had nothing to do with bananas ;) don't scary me like that Andy.

he wouldn't slip up like that.
What about slipping on a banana peel?
"Eh, whatever."
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muy_thaiguy wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Keep her away---and safe. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

ok Andy when i read that i did not see the banana part and i thought you actually made a post that had nothing to do with bananas ;) don't scary me like that Andy.

he wouldn't slip up like that.
What about slipping on a banana peel?
Now that's a whole different story---but my monkey feet are pretty adept at banana stability. **Peels a banana, eats it.**


--Andy
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AndyDufresne wrote:Keep her away---and safe. **Eats a banana**


--Andy
Yeah andy leaves so many banana peels that it's just not safe for anybody.
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targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:

WITH COOKIES!!!!!! That would be a deadly bear!
Cookies are the weapons of the gods.


Not even I with all my years of training be able to bet a bear with cookies..........................
................
...............
............
Oh wait yes I would. I do not like cookies.
target you really must do something about your girlfriend hacking your account. I mean I knwo this is you in this post but i mean it's really frightening seeing all the mostly correct grammar.

Well i am trying my hardest to use correct grammar. Lets say since i have have a lot of time on my hands i don't have a problem with going back and rereading my post.
SHE'S BACK AGAIN!
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targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:

I make the world best popcorn honest really everyone loves the popcorn i make!
That's because you use the secret ingredient.

Your right my love goes into each and every kernel.




Oh yeah and replacing the popcorn salt with coke does help a little. ;)
You do that too? last I checked your secret ingredient was plain ordinary drinking water...


Laced with trace amounts of LSD.

I guess that's what the "love" is.

DAM, #-o you got 3 of my 4 secret ingredients but you will not get the last and most important. EVER never ever in a million years will i tell you. :-# :-# :-# :-# :-# :-# :-# :-# :-# :-# :-# :-#
Is it butter?
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targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Speaking of your girlfriend you said she was going to start posting in this forum soon. How soon is soon>?
That's for me two know and you to find out. ;)

She is in 3 games right now. I am helping her out on them, seeing how she does not even know how to play risk. So i am taking it slow.
She doesn't know how to play risk? where's she been all her life? stuck behind three mines on a stratego board?
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targetman377 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Keep her away---and safe. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

ok Andy when i read that i did not see the banana part and i thought you actually made a post that had nothing to do with bananas ;) don't scary me like that Andy.
Hmm...he's scared easily **eats a deer**

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jonesthecurl wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Keep her away---and safe. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

ok Andy when i read that i did not see the banana part and i thought you actually made a post that had nothing to do with bananas ;) don't scary me like that Andy.

he wouldn't slip up like that.
He would if he didn't see those banana peels he leaves all over the floor. It's like a death trap.
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AndyDufresne wrote:Oh I have from time to time, but I'm probably above 90%.
**Eats a banana bunch**


--Andy

See he can slip on his own banana.
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muy_thaiguy wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Keep her away---and safe. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

ok Andy when i read that i did not see the banana part and i thought you actually made a post that had nothing to do with bananas ;) don't scary me like that Andy.

he wouldn't slip up like that.
What about slipping on a banana peel?

Dang someone had beaten me to this. coises!
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**Takes a bite out of banana, flips it into the air, catches it, takes another bite.** Banana Slipping? How about Banana Flipping.


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thinks about having a banana split now....walks away...

thanks Andy! 8-[
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AndyDufresne wrote:Oh I have from time to time, but I'm probably above 90%.
**Eats a banana bunch**


--Andy

lol you made the EATS A BANANA BUNCH in a differnt coloor :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

this post has my offical seal of Aproval :mrgreen:
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clapper011 wrote:thinks about having a banana split now....walks away...

thanks Andy! 8-[
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