Please Buy Me Premium

[GhostSniper15243]

pleeeeeeeease!!!!! buy me premiumship! i cant live without it!

[The Neon Peon]

i cant live without it!

You need to rethink you life.

I say this not as a flame or baiting but as a suggestion to your well being.

[GhostSniper15243]

nooooooooo!!!! i want premiumship!!! pleeease! buy me premium!

[God Emperor Q]

nooooooooo!!!! i want premiumship!!! pleeease! buy me premium!

buy it yourself...

[GhostSniper15243]

y do that when some1 else can buy it 4 me??? pleease!!!!

[sailorseal]

Why would someone want to buy you premium?

[trinicardinal]

y do that when some1 else can buy it 4 me??? pleease!!!!

You've got to be kidding me right?

[GhostSniper15243]

ok i really didnt want premium that bad i just wanted 2 c if some1 would.....

[Agent 86]

I have to comment. I hate beggars, have to put up with them all the time in China. Now we have beggars on CC. Please close and get rid of this spam.

Ahhh, feel better now, children begging should be illegal

Illegal, or unlawful, is used to describe something that is prohibited or not authorized by law or, more generally, by rules specific to a particular situation (such as a game).

[40kguy]

someone might of got you premium if you didnt talk like that and gave them a good reason to get you a premium membership i have seen it a couple of times.

[Mr Changsha]

ok i really didnt want premium that bad i just wanted 2 c if some1 would.....

Ok, I'll buy it for you.

[GhostSniper15243]

really?

[Mr Changsha]

really?

Oh, yes. Definitely. How about I send you over a new rolex watch to go with it?

[GhostSniper15243]

[Mad Pineapples]

really?

Oh, yes. Definitely. How about I send you over a new rolex watch to go with it?

GhostSniper15243, very soon you're probably going to regret every making this thread. First, you should improve slightly. Second, provide reasons as to why you can't get Premium yourself. Finally, stop acting like a six-year-old kid, even if you are one.

[Mr Changsha]

A mail order Chinese bride, a new car, a fake degree, a gold-plated freakin' begging bowl?

[GhostSniper15243]

all i asked 4 was premiumship....

[Mad Pineapples]

all i asked 4 was premiumship....

And Jesus asked God if there was another way when he was being crucified. The answer is no.

[Mr Changsha]

all i asked 4 was premiumship....

But why stop there?

Once you've found someone in a giving mood like me, the best thing to do is to absolutely take them to the cleaners.

How about I just give you my credit card details and you can just spend away as you feel like it?

[GhostSniper15243]

dude please either buy me premiumship or shut up

[Mr Changsha]

dude please either buy me premiumship or shut up

Ah, you remind me of the surly, drug-addled types one used to find hanging around cashpoints in Lancaster. You start out all hip and positive but quickly descend into the savagery you were born for.

See it like a victorian circus! You've set yourself up to be the star of this freak show...I am merely enjoying thowing rotton fruit at you.

However, I'm off to bed, but don't worry! Someone will be along to humiliate you further in a little while. Last chap took it for 8 pages before someone bought him premium. Trick is, you've got to stay chipper...even with all the abuse. Start gettting a bit antagonistic and there will be no free premium for you.

Have you got a picture of Oliver? Make him your avatar...you know the picture where he's seriously skinny, dirty and just asking "Please sir..might I have just one more bowl?"

[Army of GOD]

all i asked 4 was premiumship....

I'll buy it for you if you give me $50.

[jammyjames]

someone close this thread, nothing good comes from begging, play well, join a few tournaments with a premium prize and try and win, else you might as well not bother being here.

jammyjames

[trinicardinal]

here's the standard response..... buy it yourself! - mow some lawns, collect cans, do odd jobs, work for it, in other words. I see no reason (you have provided none) why someone should have to buy it for you.

[Danyael]

here's the standard response..... buy it yourself! - mow some lawns, collect cans, do odd jobs, work for it, in other words. I see no reason (you have provided none) why someone should have to buy it for you.

maybe hes already mowing lawns and in a soccer league and to busy to mow more lawns