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targetman377 wrote:so today i herd the funnest thing a teacher has ever said. so here is the set up we are learning about African history. and our teacher is talking about technology and she goes as you will see in a minute this all changed with the invention of....... then she switches slides and its A CAMEL!!!!! camels can cross the desert and can go 10 days with out water instead of 5 like most at that time. SHE SAID THE CAMEL WAS INVENTED BY HUMANS!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: i could not help but laugh.... then like 2 min later the fire alarm went off. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: today was a good rofl
Camels were invented by humans. well they were invented by me anyways. How your teacher knew this is another question...
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He's not talking about cigarrettes, Sopwiths, or bikinis, strike.
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alright music lovers here's the greatest list ever of the best songs.


name of song------group/artist/performer------album were it is found
100 Years----- Five For Fighting------The Battle For Everything
Scenes From An Italian Restaurant------Billy Joel-----Greatest Hits Vol. 1 [Disc 1]
Bad Day--------Daniel Powter----- Daniel Powter
Infinite Night-------Carrie Rodriguez------She Ain't Me
Come Sail Away------Styx-----Greatest Hits
What Is Eternal-------Trans-Siberian Orchestra--------Beethoven's Last Night
Old City Bar------Trans-Siberian Orchestra------Christmas Eve And Other Stories
Hallelujah--------Rufus Wainwright-----Shrek
Shine Your Light----------Robbie Robertson------Ladder 49
Only The Good Die Young-------Billy Joel-----The Essential Billy Joel [Disc 1]
Everytime We Touch-------Cascada------Everytime We Touch
One-------- Simple Plan------Still Not Getting Any...
Bari Improv-------Kaki King-------August Rush
Free Fallin'-----------Tom Petty------Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers: Greatest Hits
Hotel California (Live)------The Eagles------ Hell Freezes Over
Don't Matter------Akon------Konvicted
Elgar / Something Inside-------Jonathan Rhys Meyers & Steve Erdody------August Rush
Father and Daughter------Paul Simon-----The Wild Thornberrys Movie
mad world-----gary jules------
Cliffs of Dover-------Eric Johnson------ -Ah Via Musicom
Would you go with me--------Josh Turner----Your Man
Cupid------ Sam Cooke------ Greatest Hits
Mozart/Figaro--------Trans-Siberian Orchestra-----Beethoven's Last Night

this is the top 24 songs ever!!!! no list even comes close.
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strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
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targetman377 wrote:ma pink floyed is over ratted

This gets the first ever you just stepped in donkey turd paw stamp of disapproval.
No, he's right. Pink Floyed used to be ok (although I'm surprised target has heard of this obscure delicacy from the reclusive "ma" nomads of the Camargue), until they added too many rats to the recipe. Not only did this change the flavour of a delightful dessert to a rather meaty one, it also ruined the delicate pink colouring and made the dish a whole lot more hairy.

Don't know what it's got to do with music though.

thank you joneys at least you know your history ;) The ma were a great people who made lousy food.
Sure just rub it in why don't ya.

sorry i just thought you knew your history ;)
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jonesthecurl wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote: No, he's right. Pink Floyed used to be ok (although I'm surprised target has heard of this obscure delicacy from the reclusive "ma" nomads of the Camargue), until they added too many rats to the recipe. Not only did this change the flavour of a delightful dessert to a rather meaty one, it also ruined the delicate pink colouring and made the dish a whole lot more hairy.

Don't know what it's got to do with music though.

thank you joneys at least you know your history ;) The ma were a great people who made lousy food.
Well, when your main food staples are marsh grass, rats, and the occasional passing flamingo, you do well to produce somethign as nice as a pink Floyed.

you are very true.
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gregwolf121 wrote:do you guys and gals realize that the WELCOME TO #@%@#^##$&#$&#$^&, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!! thread is longer than yours? just thought i would point this out
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so how is ever ones Friday been??
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jonesthecurl wrote:Well, I appear to have overcome the computer problem - it was one of those nasty programs that pretends to be your friend and offers to clear out all the nasty viruses - at one point it appeared to be from Mocrosoft themselves. All you need to do is buy their virus protection (just give us your credit card details...).
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I think I had the same problem about a year ago. Not sure if it's the same program (and I can't remember the name of what I had - It had a blue shield for a logo, if I remember correctly), but it sounds similar. Windows sent out an update that would get rid of it. Luckily for me, I NEVER register for anything, and I could use the internet as normal by simply dragging the popup that would appear out of view without closing it or clicking the "OK" button.
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Hm, bananas solve every world problem. **Nibbles on a banana**


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AndyDufresne wrote:Hm, bananas solve every world problem. **Nibbles on a banana**


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grammar's always had a problem. Gramps, too.
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jonesthecurl wrote:He's not talking about cigarrettes, Sopwiths, or bikinis, strike.
Well I can take credit for those too.
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targetman377 wrote:alright music lovers here's the greatest list ever of the best songs.


name of song------group/artist/performer------album were it is found
100 Years----- Five For Fighting------The Battle For Everything
Scenes From An Italian Restaurant------Billy Joel-----Greatest Hits Vol. 1 [Disc 1]
Bad Day--------Daniel Powter----- Daniel Powter
Infinite Night-------Carrie Rodriguez------She Ain't Me
Come Sail Away------Styx-----Greatest Hits
What Is Eternal-------Trans-Siberian Orchestra--------Beethoven's Last Night
Old City Bar------Trans-Siberian Orchestra------Christmas Eve And Other Stories
Hallelujah--------Rufus Wainwright-----Shrek
Shine Your Light----------Robbie Robertson------Ladder 49
Only The Good Die Young-------Billy Joel-----The Essential Billy Joel [Disc 1]
Everytime We Touch-------Cascada------Everytime We Touch
One-------- Simple Plan------Still Not Getting Any...
Bari Improv-------Kaki King-------August Rush
Free Fallin'-----------Tom Petty------Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers: Greatest Hits
Hotel California (Live)------The Eagles------ Hell Freezes Over
Don't Matter------Akon------Konvicted
Elgar / Something Inside-------Jonathan Rhys Meyers & Steve Erdody------August Rush
Father and Daughter------Paul Simon-----The Wild Thornberrys Movie
mad world-----gary jules------
Cliffs of Dover-------Eric Johnson------ -Ah Via Musicom
Would you go with me--------Josh Turner----Your Man
Cupid------ Sam Cooke------ Greatest Hits
Mozart/Figaro--------Trans-Siberian Orchestra-----Beethoven's Last Night

this is the top 24 songs ever!!!! no list even comes close.
Boring list.
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strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:alright music lovers here's the greatest list ever of the best songs.


name of song------group/artist/performer------album were it is found
100 Years----- Five For Fighting------The Battle For Everything
Scenes From An Italian Restaurant------Billy Joel-----Greatest Hits Vol. 1 [Disc 1]
Bad Day--------Daniel Powter----- Daniel Powter
Infinite Night-------Carrie Rodriguez------She Ain't Me
Come Sail Away------Styx-----Greatest Hits
What Is Eternal-------Trans-Siberian Orchestra--------Beethoven's Last Night
Old City Bar------Trans-Siberian Orchestra------Christmas Eve And Other Stories
Hallelujah--------Rufus Wainwright-----Shrek
Shine Your Light----------Robbie Robertson------Ladder 49
Only The Good Die Young-------Billy Joel-----The Essential Billy Joel [Disc 1]
Everytime We Touch-------Cascada------Everytime We Touch
One-------- Simple Plan------Still Not Getting Any...
Bari Improv-------Kaki King-------August Rush
Free Fallin'-----------Tom Petty------Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers: Greatest Hits
Hotel California (Live)------The Eagles------ Hell Freezes Over
Don't Matter------Akon------Konvicted
Elgar / Something Inside-------Jonathan Rhys Meyers & Steve Erdody------August Rush
Father and Daughter------Paul Simon-----The Wild Thornberrys Movie
mad world-----gary jules------
Cliffs of Dover-------Eric Johnson------ -Ah Via Musicom
Would you go with me--------Josh Turner----Your Man
Cupid------ Sam Cooke------ Greatest Hits
Mozart/Figaro--------Trans-Siberian Orchestra-----Beethoven's Last Night

this is the top 24 songs ever!!!! no list even comes close.
Boring list.
I've never been tempted to do a top 10 or a top 3 - but I might have a go at a top 24...
I don't think anything on my list would be on target's list.
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Agreed, though I do like some of the songs on there there's a lot that would beat them all.
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Here's a start:

Another Girl, Another Planet by The Only Ones
Thorn in My Side by The Eurithmics
The Ode to joy (finale of Beethoven's 9th) by Wendy Carlos
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jonesthecurl wrote:Here's a start:

Another Girl, Another Planet by The Only Ones
Thorn in My Side by The Eurithmics
The Ode to joy (finale of Beethoven's 9th) by Wendy Carlos
Haha maybe I'm just really ignorant but I haven't heard a single one of them.



My top three:

Stairway To Heaven - Led Zeppelin
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
Hey Jude - The Beatles


*edited because no one can take a poor joke
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Army of GOD wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Here's a start:

Another Girl, Another Planet by The Only Ones
Thorn in My Side by The Eurithmics
The Ode to joy (finale of Beethoven's 9th) by Wendy Carlos
Haha maybe I'm just really ignorant but I haven't heard a single one of them.



My top three:

Stairway To Heaven - Led Zeppelin
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
Hey Jude - Jonas Brothers feat. Hannah Montana
Not ignorant, just a lot younger than me.And the idea that the Jonas Bros /that girl could improve on the original is, um, (no, I haven't heard it), about as likely as um,...no you got me there. I can't think of anything more unlikely.

But, age aside, if you've never heard "Another Girl..." seek it out, It's a classic three-minute single with not a millimetre of wasted space.
I think you'll like it, but even if you don't it is a perfect example of the slightly-post-punk single.
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jonesthecurl wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Here's a start:

Another Girl, Another Planet by The Only Ones
Thorn in My Side by The Eurithmics
The Ode to joy (finale of Beethoven's 9th) by Wendy Carlos
Haha maybe I'm just really ignorant but I haven't heard a single one of them.



My top three:

Stairway To Heaven - Led Zeppelin
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
Hey Jude - Jonas Brothers feat. Hannah Montana
Not ignorant, just a lot younger than me.And the idea that the Jonas Bros /that girl could improve on the original is, um, (no, I haven't heard it), about as likely as um,...no you got me there. I can't think of anything more unlikely.
Prolly. Haha and no. That was a failed joke. If I willingly listened to one of their songs, I'd have to jump into a pit of fire for disgracing my family, friends, and just everyone in general.
But, age aside, if you've never heard "Another Girl..." seek it out, It's a classic three-minute single with not a millimetre of wasted space.
I think you'll like it, but even if you don't it is a perfect example of the slightly-post-punk single.
And thanks. That was pretty darn good. Loved the drumming and guitar.
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muy_thaiguy wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Hm, bananas solve every world problem. **Nibbles on a banana**


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Except grammar.
Hm? Bananas most certainly do. **Eats a banana**


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jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:alright music lovers here's the greatest list ever of the best songs.


name of song------group/artist/performer------album were it is found
100 Years----- Five For Fighting------The Battle For Everything
Scenes From An Italian Restaurant------Billy Joel-----Greatest Hits Vol. 1 [Disc 1]
Bad Day--------Daniel Powter----- Daniel Powter
Infinite Night-------Carrie Rodriguez------She Ain't Me
Come Sail Away------Styx-----Greatest Hits
What Is Eternal-------Trans-Siberian Orchestra--------Beethoven's Last Night
Old City Bar------Trans-Siberian Orchestra------Christmas Eve And Other Stories
Hallelujah--------Rufus Wainwright-----Shrek
Shine Your Light----------Robbie Robertson------Ladder 49
Only The Good Die Young-------Billy Joel-----The Essential Billy Joel [Disc 1]
Everytime We Touch-------Cascada------Everytime We Touch
One-------- Simple Plan------Still Not Getting Any...
Bari Improv-------Kaki King-------August Rush
Free Fallin'-----------Tom Petty------Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers: Greatest Hits
Hotel California (Live)------The Eagles------ Hell Freezes Over
Don't Matter------Akon------Konvicted
Elgar / Something Inside-------Jonathan Rhys Meyers & Steve Erdody------August Rush
Father and Daughter------Paul Simon-----The Wild Thornberrys Movie
mad world-----gary jules------
Cliffs of Dover-------Eric Johnson------ -Ah Via Musicom
Would you go with me--------Josh Turner----Your Man
Cupid------ Sam Cooke------ Greatest Hits
Mozart/Figaro--------Trans-Siberian Orchestra-----Beethoven's Last Night

this is the top 24 songs ever!!!! no list even comes close.
Boring list.
I've never been tempted to do a top 10 or a top 3 - but I might have a go at a top 24...
I don't think anything on my list would be on target's list.
\I wouldn't say I wouldn't have anything from his list on their but it would look distinctly different.
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Army of GOD wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Here's a start:

Another Girl, Another Planet by The Only Ones
Thorn in My Side by The Eurithmics
The Ode to joy (finale of Beethoven's 9th) by Wendy Carlos
Haha maybe I'm just really ignorant but I haven't heard a single one of them.



My top three:

Stairway To Heaven - Led Zeppelin
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
Hey Jude - Jonas Brothers feat. Hannah Montana
You're list is disqualified for listing the Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana.
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I guess I would start with...

Echoes-Pink Floyd
Hotel California-The Eagles
Time-Pink Floyd

But I really don't know there are just so many songs that I love.
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strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Here's a start:

Another Girl, Another Planet by The Only Ones
Thorn in My Side by The Eurithmics
The Ode to joy (finale of Beethoven's 9th) by Wendy Carlos
Haha maybe I'm just really ignorant but I haven't heard a single one of them.



My top three:

Stairway To Heaven - Led Zeppelin
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
Hey Jude - Jonas Brothers feat. Hannah Montana
You're list is disqualified for listing the Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana.
I WAS JOKING!!!

Fine. I'll edit it to appease the masses.
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Army of GOD wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Here's a start:

Another Girl, Another Planet by The Only Ones
Thorn in My Side by The Eurithmics
The Ode to joy (finale of Beethoven's 9th) by Wendy Carlos
Haha maybe I'm just really ignorant but I haven't heard a single one of them.



My top three:

Stairway To Heaven - Led Zeppelin
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
Hey Jude - Jonas Brothers feat. Hannah Montana
You're list is disqualified for listing the Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana.

I WAS JOKING!!!

Fine. I'll edit it to appease the masses.
I guess I probably should have known you were joking
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