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autoload wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Well, I appear to have overcome the computer problem - it was one of those nasty programs that pretends to be your friend and offers to clear out all the nasty viruses - at one point it appeared to be from Mocrosoft themselves. All you need to do is buy their virus protection (just give us your credit card details...).
In fact the only intruder is the program giving you the warnings. This time it also gave me all sorts of spurious error messages when I tried to run anything else. Eventually I managed to get rid of it, but it took most of the day.
Well there's your problem. you got it from Mocrosoft instead of Microsoft.
That probably explains it. Damn that Bill Gotes.
I think targetman was commissioned to advertise for them.

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autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:so how is ever ones Friday been??
Mine was good.

well that's good!!! mine was good i learned about camels where invented by humans :lol: :lol:
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And that's the way it is
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autoload wrote:I'm in.
did target fix you properly this time?
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autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:i am not the one with the ex roommate lol :mrgreen: but i did have an ex room mate who love everything Asian anama, china, japan, women, he went way over the top hence why nothing Asian turns me on any more not even that pic sorry guys but i could really do with out it. not to mention he had no social skills and on top of this ruined magic for me. (he was bad and did it all the time) no social life what so ever. and thought he was a rapist/cereal killer
Funny post. I been away for a while because an Asian woman came to my house for a few days to "take care of" me.
She was sent by target, her job was to smother you with a box of apple jax thus the name "cereal killer"
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strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:I'm in.
did target fix you properly this time?

yes yes i did
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autoload wrote:
safariguy5 wrote:I seriously doubt we are going to beat S******t.
As long as I have been gone, I'm sure this has been done already, but I am feeling exceptionally vindictive today...

*splashes Holy Water*
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Ding! ding! Ding! that's my word of the day.
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autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
safariguy5 wrote:I seriously doubt we are going to beat @!@%$@!$%.

how DARE YOU SAY THAT WORD IN THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU. *grabs the holy water gives it to strike do your duty!*
*pours holy water on Target*

Don't tell me what to do.
Ouch! was that really a sin worthy of Holy Water Dousing Strike?

I don't think we should punish over enthusiasm so harshly...
I used the extra-light version of holy water. It's only 75% sulfuric acid
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autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
safariguy5 wrote:I seriously doubt we are going to beat @!@%$@!$%.

how DARE YOU SAY THAT WORD IN THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU. *grabs the holy water gives it to strike do your duty!*
*pours holy water on Target*

Don't tell me what to do.

what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! really i was just grabbing it for you.
Here, you can grab mine!
*unzips pants*
This is why your girlfriend likes me so much.
Dare I give it this? yes I dare.

This is my post of the day and!


It gets the Wolf's official paw stamp of approval.
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autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
safariguy5 wrote:Sorry guys, I'm like Blade, i walk in both threads. :D
Nah, I actually don't have a problem with people who do. in fact, hecter used to visit this thread quite often and Apey will from time to time. I may make it a personal goal myself not to step foot in there but it is a professional stance not a personal one.
Me too.
Me three wait...
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autoload wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:Nothing for me to add at the moment...
This gets my "Worthless Post of the Day" award.

We've got a new award? Next thing you'll know we'll have a most average post of the day award. Oh by the way, you just won it.
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autoload wrote:
gregwolf121 wrote:do you guys and gals realize that the WELCOME TO S******T, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!! thread is longer than yours? just thought i would point this out
Wow, only the 1500th time this has been brought up...
*counts*

1501st time.
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clapper011 wrote:
autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:

how DARE YOU SAY THAT WORD IN THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU. *grabs the holy water gives it to strike do your duty!*
*pours holy water on Target*

Don't tell me what to do.

what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! really i was just grabbing it for you.
Here, you can grab mine!
*unzips pants*
This is why your girlfriend likes me so much.
enters...sees...runs away!
At least it wasn't ze bull testicles. Unless he's had them surgically grafted on...
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autoload wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Well, I appear to have overcome the computer problem - it was one of those nasty programs that pretends to be your friend and offers to clear out all the nasty viruses - at one point it appeared to be from Mocrosoft themselves. All you need to do is buy their virus protection (just give us your credit card details...).
In fact the only intruder is the program giving you the warnings. This time it also gave me all sorts of spurious error messages when I tried to run anything else. Eventually I managed to get rid of it, but it took most of the day.
Well there's your problem. you got it from Mocrosoft instead of Microsoft.
That probably explains it. Damn that Bill Gotes.
I think targetman was commissioned to advertise for them.
They're one of our best income providers outside of the money we make for assassinations.
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autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

wow bananas are good yum yum * hands one to Andy as all the youngster fight about music.* And how are you today Andy?
I hope the music fight ends soon.
It does. soon enoguh.
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autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:It's been too long...

Image
God Damn you guys all disappoint me! Look how many pages went without this beautiful perfection while I was gone!
Look how many pages went without you whille you wre gone...
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autoload wrote:
clapper011 wrote:
autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! really i was just grabbing it for you.
Here, you can grab mine!
*unzips pants*
This is why your girlfriend likes me so much.
enters...sees...runs away!
Yeah, another runaway scream to add to my log book!
I made sure the tape recorder was on so you can listen to it over and over again. I'll sell it for 1 buck.
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targetman377 wrote:
autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:i am not the one with the ex roommate lol :mrgreen: but i did have an ex room mate who love everything Asian anama, china, japan, women, he went way over the top hence why nothing Asian turns me on any more not even that pic sorry guys but i could really do with out it. not to mention he had no social skills and on top of this ruined magic for me. (he was bad and did it all the time) no social life what so ever. and thought he was a rapist/cereal killer
Funny post. I been away for a while because an Asian woman came to my house for a few days to "take care of" me.

what you know my old roommate :shock: :o :o :shock: :shock:
Yeah you hired her to go over to auto's.
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targetman377 wrote:
autoload wrote:
gregwolf121 wrote:do you guys and gals realize that the WELCOME TO S******T, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!! thread is longer than yours? just thought i would point this out
Wow, only the 1500th time this has been brought up...

i think its more like the 200th time
I think you're missing at least one 0.
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targetman377 wrote:
autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:so how is ever ones Friday been??
Mine was good.

well that's good!!! mine was good i learned about camels where invented by humans :lol: :lol:
Technically they were invented by me...and if you think about it...
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strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

wow bananas are good yum yum * hands one to Andy as all the youngster fight about music.* And how are you today Andy?
I hope the music fight ends soon.
gives a banana to auto you enjoy this too???
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targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:I'm in.
did target fix you properly this time?

yes yes i did
You didn't forget his bladder?
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Well, the first half of the Cowboys and Longhorns game, the Cowboys were giving Texas a run for their money. Problem was, the offense botched it for us. :(

Though, it looks like we are favored to beat CU next week.
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Well, it was a special day. Once a year, Mrs Curl's firm books the whole place for the day, and we get in free, ha ha. Not only that, but htere's only a few thousand people there and you don't have to queue for most things. We did take some guests, three of the offsprings' friends, including the curlson's hot date.

Having said that, the reason I had time to log on was 'cos it was a rather wet day...
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targetman377 wrote:
autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:so how is ever ones Friday been??
Mine was good.

well that's good!!! mine was good i learned about camels where invented by humans :lol: :lol:
Wow, this was the the 5th post in a row where you quoted me.

Favoritism much?
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