the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[strike wolf]

Apparently so much that you would let auto own you.

I can't wait to spend him.

I'm offering 30 bucks to take him off your hands.

I can't rip you off like that.

yeah 30 bucks is a lot. I was just trying to be generous.

[jonesthecurl]

and then well there's me and i will not talk about my lack of holding hard liqure. after all i did not get a nickname here at school called two drink turbo!!! for nothing

My quote of the day.

one of my best mates when I was of the age to first start drinking was known as "Falling-Down-Drunk George". It wasn't that we didn't all fall down drunk at some point, but he always went first so we all remembered it.

[targetman377]

Apparently so much that you would let auto own you.

he would never own he told me i would only be with her for 6 to 12 months!!! i would own him

[targetman377]

you remember coffee8ber??? i know something you all don't know

That was your girlfriend?

that was!!!!

[targetman377]

you remember coffee8ber??? i know something you all don't know

That was your girlfriend?

Yeah that was pretty annoying how neither of them told us...

lol you know my life as an assassin i have to keep things quite

[targetman377]

and then well there's me and i will not talk about my lack of holding hard liqure. after all i did not get a nickname here at school called two drink turbo!!! for nothing

My quote of the day.

oh boy i made the quote of the day *****EDITED SMILES OUT FOR AUTO!!!******

[muy_thaiguy]

you remember coffee8ber??? i know something you all don't know

That was your girlfriend?

that was!!!!

I was going to say "the girl you met online in a chat room but turned out to not be a girl in any way shape or form and resembled this?"

[targetman377]

I didn't think that you had even been dating that long...

it will be 11 mouths tomorrow!!!! so auto's prediction of 6 - 12 months will fail and he will own me

Actually, it has already been fulfilled. Your girlfriend came crying to me 5 months ago about being unhappy with you, and I agreed to place a femmebot in her place to save you the heartbreak of a break up.

[strike wolf]

Apparently so much that you would let auto own you.

he would never own he told me i would only be with her for 6 to 12 months!!! i would own him

Now you reverse it. too late of course.

[strike wolf]

you remember coffee8ber??? i know something you all don't know

That was your girlfriend?

Yeah that was pretty annoying how neither of them told us...

lol you know my life as an assassin i have to keep things quite

Considering how i thought of the possibility I'd say you failed.

[strike wolf]

you remember coffee8ber??? i know something you all don't know

That was your girlfriend?

that was!!!!

I was going to say "the girl you met online in a chat room but turned out to not be a girl in any way shape or form and resembled this?"

Dear god man! I think i'd rather date ugly dee or ugly dum.

[targetman377]

and then well there's me and i will not talk about my lack of holding hard liqure. after all i did not get a nickname here at school called two drink turbo!!! for nothing

My quote of the day.

one of my best mates when I was of the age to first start drinking was known as "Falling-Down-Drunk George". It wasn't that we didn't all fall down drunk at some point, but he always went first so we all remembered it.

yeah i don't even drink that often just one time and i got a little too loud a little too early

[targetman377]

you remember coffee8ber??? i know something you all don't know

That was your girlfriend?

Yeah that was pretty annoying how neither of them told us...

lol you know my life as an assassin i have to keep things quite

Considering how i thought of the possibility I'd say you failed.

true to that

[targetman377]

you remember coffee8ber??? i know something you all don't know

That was your girlfriend?

that was!!!!

I was going to say "the girl you met online in a chat room but turned out to not be a girl in any way shape or form and resembled this?"

i will stick to living things but i here auto would like a round at it

[strike wolf]

auto would have a round with anything.

[jonesthecurl]

I've hit on worse.

[apey]

that is the ugliest mut i have ever seen

[jonesthecurl]

..would look cuter after a few beers.

[targetman377]

that is the ugliest mut i have ever seen

ok what if i gave it a cookie then you would think it's cute am i right????

[targetman377]

I've hit on worse.

*cues taps* and i thought my life was bad

[strike wolf]

that is the ugliest mut i have ever seen

ok what if i gave it a cookie then you would think it's cute am i right????

It would still be pretty ugly.

[strike wolf]

It's time for the Wolf's play of the week

This week's play is Bryan Stokeley's catch off of a tip that went for 87 yards and a touchdown. Need I say more?


The Wolf has Spoken.

[targetman377]

It's time for the Wolf's play of the week

This week's play is Bryan Stokeley's catch off of a tip that went for 87 yards and a touchdown. Need I say more?


The Wolf has Spoken.

who's bryan stokeley

[strike wolf]

It's time for the Wolf's play of the week

This week's play is Bryan Stokeley's catch off of a tip that went for 87 yards and a touchdown. Need I say more?


The Wolf has Spoken.

who's bryan stokeley

Yeah, I'm actually not sure I got the name right.

[targetman377]

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